How do you know President Trump isn't lying? His mouth is closed
by Carl Hiaasen, Tribune Content Agency
Nov 25, 2019
3 minutes
Donald Trump said he'd love to testify under oath during the impeachment inquiry and is "strongly" considering it. Here a few other things he'd love to do almost as much:
1. Jog for an hour with ankle weights on a treadmill.
2. Drink a gallon of lime vinegar.
3. Roll around naked in an ant pile.
Seriously -- Trump will never give about squeezing Ukraine officials for dirt on Joe Biden, or anything else he's done.
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