EVERYTHING THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU THIS YEAR
To put things in perspective, we’ve curated this sneak peek—an exclusive listing of all that’s in store for you ahead. Consider this our New Year gift to you: a cosmic guidebook to help survive incompatible dates, Scorpios, and anything else the universe throws your way this year, all while showing you how to use astrology to hack your life for the better. Like Fairy Godmother, but cooler. You’re welcome.
ARIES
03.21–04.19
THE BROAD STROKES
PSA: your big transit of the year is January 12th, when Saturn and Pluto will be in the same spot in the zodiac, making monumental changes in your chart’s career zone. Oh, and right in the middle of Aries season, Jupiter, the planet of luck, also hits up Pluto, so you’re making moves and securing your bag. Basically, you better work *now*, betch, because in autumn, Mars, ruler of stamina, goes retrograde in your sign (aka you = lazy). Your libido will get shot down and you’ll be living in bed. But don’t freak out: by the end of 2020, you’ll be back, when Jupiter and Saturn meet up in Aquarius—basically an energy drink for your social life.
YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Make sure bae can handle your Kylie-level success. You shouldn’t have to choose between your dream job and your relationship. If, mid-way through the year, things get a little rocky with your partner—or in dating-app DMs—don’t sweat it. You’ll be on track when a late-in-the-year New Moon solar eclipse sends shock waves through your chart…in the sexiest way.
YOUR LOVEY-DOVEY-EST DAY July 5th
YOUR MOST DRAMZ-FILLED DAY September 9th
YOUR *WIGGLES EYEBROWS* SEXIEST DAY December 14th
YOUR GROUP TEXT
This spring, you’re cleaning house. From March 21st to July 1st, you’ll be cutting out ‘friends’ who don’t actually have your back, to spend more time with real ride-or-dies. It may be hard, but by mid-summer, you’ll feel stronger than ever.
YOUR CASH FLOW
With Jupiter uplifting your sign’s work zone nearly all year, your boss-lady dreams are coming true. Read: you’ll be busy. Avoid impulsive spending, but still do you and book a massage or mani once in a while to help keep calm.
PAUSE FOR SUPER-QUICK TAROT CARD READING
Nine of Wands
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