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    DILBERT FUTURE
    DILBERT FUTURE
    DILBERT FUTURE
    Audiobook (abridged)1 hour

    DILBERT FUTURE

    Written by Scott Adams

    Narrated by Scott Adams

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    About this audiobook

    "Dilbert books should be (and often are) read aloud while importantoffice work is being put off, and luckily, the best reader of all, Adamshimself, has put his interpretive skills on tape." --Worth MagazineStep aside, Nostradamus. Here comes the real soothsayer, and he'sturning his eagle eye on everything from new work-avoiding technologyto sex with aliens. With predictions that run the gamut ona wide range of hot-buttons, Scott Adams' absurdist, outrageously funnynew audio, The Dilbert Future, may be his greatest achievement yet.In his inimitable style, Adams predicts we'll learn to harness the mostabundant resource in the universe: stupidity.As always, Adams' keen wit is dead-on.

    Prediction: The Dilbert Future will be the most anticipated and well-received businessbook of the year. (It doesn't take a psychic to figure that out.)Check out Scott Adams' other Dilbert books, TheDilbert Principle and Dogbert'sTop Secret Management Handbook.When he's not cartooning or writing bestsellers, Scott Adamsspends his time speaking at corporate functions and conferences.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperAudio
    Release dateNov 22, 2005
    ISBN9780060898069
    DILBERT FUTURE
    Author

    Scott Adams

    Scott Adams is the creator of Dilbert, the comic strip that now appears in 1,550 newspapers worldwide. His first two hardcover business books, The Dilbert Principle and Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, have sold more than two million copies and have appeared on the New York Times bestseller list for a combined total of sixty weeks.

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      It sucked way to not tell a story you

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    • 4/5
      Hilarious view of the world! Classic Dilbert. It’s nice to relax with this from time to time.