Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Don't Go to Jail!: Saul Goodman's Guide to Keeping the Cuffs Off
    Don't Go to Jail!: Saul Goodman's Guide to Keeping the Cuffs Off
    Don't Go to Jail!: Saul Goodman's Guide to Keeping the Cuffs Off
    Audiobook4 hours

    Don't Go to Jail!: Saul Goodman's Guide to Keeping the Cuffs Off

    Written by Saul Goodman and Steve Huff

    Narrated by Fred Berman

    3.5/5

    ()

    About this audiobook

    Got the long arm of the law around your neck?
    Does Lady Justice have her eye on you?
    Were you set up at a lineup?
    Saul Goodman can help!

    There are some crazy laws out there. Did you know that in New Mexico there’s a law that says “idiots” can’t vote? Or that Massachusetts still has a ban on Quakers and witches? Or that in Georgia it’s illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub?

    Even if you’re not bathing a donkey (and hey, if you are, no judgment from me!), you could be breaking the law right now and not even know it. That’s why you need Don't Go to Jail! You can carry the advice of a seasoned legal practitioner with you anywhere you go, helping you to stay out of the courts and in the good graces of the criminal justice system.

    Want to be your own attorney? Want to avoid getting hauled in on a warrant? Want to keep the cops from discovering the baggie of “your friend’s” marijuana stashed under the passenger seat of your car? This is your chance to get those tips and many more savory bits of indispensable legal advice--all for much less than my usual hourly fee.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Audio
    Release dateApr 5, 2016
    ISBN9781427268211
    Don't Go to Jail!: Saul Goodman's Guide to Keeping the Cuffs Off
    Author

    Saul Goodman

    SAUL GOODMAN, Esq., is Albuquerque’s most savvy criminal lawyer. A sharp-witted graduate of the University of American Samoa Law School, he prides himself on defending the rights of the little guy and helping his clients realize their full potential.

    Related authors

    Related to Don't Go to Jail!

    Related audiobooks

    Humor & Satire For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      No Legalization of Sharia Law

      Jul 28, 2017

      Q: Did a Muslim federal judge rule two parts of sharia law legal? A: No. That only happened in a fake story on a satirical website. FULL ANSWER Sharia is […] The post No Legalization of Sharia Law appeared first on FactCheck.org.

      2 min read

    • Article

      How to Get Your Estate Plan Done While Under Coronavirus Quarantine

      Mar 30, 2020

      The coronavirus lockdown began in the California counties of Sacramento, Palm Springs, Los Angeles and Ventura, issuing unprecedented orders for all residents to remain in their homes except for certain essential activities. Then Gov. Gavin Newsom ex

      5 min read

    • Article

      Reimagining Legal Education

      Jun 27, 2019

      Reimagining Legal Education
      3 min read

    • Article

      Wills Are Vital In Transferring Wealth To The Next Generation

      Oct 24, 2020

      IT IS a fact that most people fail to plan. One cannot help but wonder why people commit to a lifetime of creating wealth but do not take the time to draft a will to deal with their assets when they die. Wills play a vital role in transferring wealth

      2 min read

    • Article

      How Does a Spendthrift Trust Differ from an Asset Protection Trust?

      Aug 6, 2021

      My clients often want to protect their legacy from their own children’s poor planning or misfortune. A trust offers protections many beneficiaries cannot obtain for themselves from creditor claims, untutored investment choices, overspending and unnec

      3 min read

    • Article

      Don’t Subpoena Me, Bro

      Jun 20, 2017

      Don’t Subpoena Me, Bro
      5 min read

    • Article

      How Do You Prove You’re Innocent If You’re On Death Row?

      Nov 13, 2019

      Rodney Reed faces execution in Texas despite mounting evidence of innocence and bipartisan support.

      5 min read

    • Article

      How to Opt Out of Forced Arbitration

      Jul 3, 2019

      Heads up, Chase credit card customers: The issuer is adding a binding arbitration agreement to nearly all of its cards (excluding the AARP card)--but you still have time to opt out. Chase will soon bar cardholders from banding together in a class-act

      1 min read

    • Article

      What is a Revocable Trust and Do I Need One?

      Jul 22, 2019

      Let's face it, estate planning is not necessarily fun, but it is definitely critical, especially as you get older and acquire more assets. There is a preconceived notion, however, that it's an activity only for the wealthy. That's just not true. Ever

      4 min read

    • Article

      Do Trustees Become The Legal Guardians Of Your Children?

      Jul 24, 2020

      The guardianship of children is governed in terms of section 18 of the Children’s Act, whereas the role of trustees is governed by the common law and the Trust Property Control Act, explains Elmarie Neilson of Neilsons Attorneys. The powers of truste

      1 min read

    • Article

      They’ve Won, You Know

      Nov 13, 2019

      IT’S NOT POSSIBLE for me to shake the feeling that They have won. ‘They’ being a bunch of things. Firstly, there’s the State; the faceless men who write our laws, direct the police, and socially engineer the society they can control and milk – a soci

      3 min read

    • Article

      For My Incarcerated Clients, There Is No Winning

      Oct 18, 2019

      Tears were streaming down the man’s face, and the interview room in which we’d been sitting across from each other didn’t have any tissues. Life Inside Perspectives from those who work and live in the criminal justice system. Relate

      5 min read

    • Article

      Does a Lawyer Owe You Money?

      Oct 3, 2019

      "While trying to find some guidance for my problem with a law firm that is dragging its feet in paying me for patent illustrations, I came across your 2008 article When Lawyers Don't Pay their Bills. It is about an attorney who refused to pay a real

      3 min read

    • Article

      Relationship Riddles

      Oct 1, 2020

      Relationship Riddles
      8 min read

    • Article

      Relationship Riddles

      Oct 1, 2020

      Relationship Riddles
      8 min read

    • Article

      Mary McNamara: A Code Of Conduct For Grown-ups That Everyone In Hollywood Should Already Know But Doesn't

      May 13, 2019

      "Code of conduct" may be the three most boring words in the universe, signifying a document many of us sign in the same desultory fashion we "agree" to the million conditions imposed while buying from iTunes or to enter arbitration if our surgery goe

      3 min read

    • Article

      Attorney Selection

      Jan 31, 2023

      Attorney Selection
      12 min read

    • Article

      If I Ruled The World Mark Galeotti

      Mar 16, 2021

      We’d introduce a “Stuff Happens” law. It seems that whenever something bad happens, the first question is, “Who is to blame?” and the second is, “What’s the compensation?” When someone really is at fault, whether it’s a business owner who sold substa

      2 min read

    • Article

      Party Like It’s 1789

      Oct 7, 2022

      Party Like It’s 1789
      13 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for Don't Go to Jail!

    3.5/5

    2 ratings1 review

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

    • 5/5
      captures the character of Saul Goodman perfectly. it's like he jumped out of the show.