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    Witch Slapped
    Witch Slapped
    Witch Slapped
    Audiobook6 hours

    Witch Slapped

    Written by Dakota Cassidy

    Narrated by Hollie Jackson

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    About this audiobook

    Hello. My name is Stevie Cartwright, and I've been witchless for thirty days.

    If only there was a support group for down-on-their-luck ex-witches who've had their powers slapped right out of them (literally). Just as I was licking my wounds after returning to my hometown of Ebenezer Falls, Washington, and navigating my suddenly non-magical existence with the help of my familiar, Belfry, things got sticky.

    Enter an ex-spy and newly departed spirit named Winterbottom, who's infiltrated my life with his sexy British accent and a couple of requests . . .

    Thanks to Belfry's successful attempt to use me as a human antenna to the afterlife, I can somehow hear Win. I should be ecstatic; helping departed souls used to be my witch specialty. It's like I got the teensiest piece of my old life back. Except Win's dropped me right at a dead woman's feet . . .
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateJun 21, 2016
    ISBN9781515978015
    Witch Slapped
    Author

    Dakota Cassidy

    Dakota Cassidy lives and writes in Oregon in a castle high on a hill, overlooking her quaint mobile home village, and she has a husband that puts the heroes in her books to shame.

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    • 5/5
      Fun, light hearted murder mystery. Loved the three main characters as well. Looking forward to the next book in the series.

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    • 5/5
      Witch Slapped (Witchless In Seattle, #1) by Dakota CassidyStevie is a Witch who lost her powers. She has a Bat named Belfry, who is her best friend and companion. Belfry is a sort-of medium, he is able to channel the spirit of an ex-spy named Winterbottom. The three become friends. Then Madam Zoltar, a fake medium ends up dead and Stevie, Belfry and Win (Winterbottom) decide it is time to catch a killer.Stevie is fun, funny and truly likable. Belfry is very lovable, and Win is likable as well. The plot is original, (fun) moves at a fast paced. With quick-Witt , engaging dialog and comical moments Dakota Cassidy transported me to a fanatic place, among new friends. I highly recommend Witch Slapped to those who love a great (fun) cozy murder/mystery.
    • 4/5
      Witch Slapped by Dakota Cassidy A cozy mystery with a paranormal slant.Fun and a bit outrageous. A former witch pairs wth a ghost to solve a murder. She's a little clumsy and he's a former debonair snobbish spy. The pair plus a small winged familiar, follow a string of clues along with mishaps. Joyously amusing.