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    Dry Hard
    Dry Hard
    Dry Hard
    Audiobook9 hours

    Dry Hard

    Written by Nick Spalding

    Narrated by James Langton, Elizabeth Knowelden and Billie Fulford-Brown

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    About this audiobook

    From the bestselling author of Fat Chance and Checking Out comes a hilarious story about giving up… but definitely not giving in.

    Kate and Scott’s marriage has always been a lot of fun, with alcohol at the heart of it. After all, what’s more entertaining than a good laugh and a large drink… or six?

    But recently, those relaxing drinks have become more crutch than comfort—and the couple have almost forgotten how to talk to each other sober.

    Then their teenage daughter Holly uploads a video of their humiliating drunken escapades, which gets picked up by YouTube superstar PinkyPud—and goes horrifyingly viral.

    In a last-ditch attempt to prove to the world they’re more than just boozy idiots, Kate and Scott quit alcohol completely. But with Holly’s… er… “help”, what begins as a family promise soon escalates into a social media phenomenon: #DryHard!

    With the eyes of the Internet upon them, can Kate and Scott stay teetotal…and save their marriage in the process?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateJan 8, 2019
    ISBN9781721336999
    Dry Hard
    Author

    Nick Spalding

    Nick Spalding is an author who, try as he might, can’t seem to write anything serious. Before becoming a full-time author, he worked in the communications industry, mainly in media and marketing. As talking rubbish for a living can get tiresome (for anyone other than a politician), he thought he’d have a crack at writing comedy fiction—with a very agreeable level of success so far, it has to be said. Nick has now sold about two million books—including a million books sales with Amazon Publishing alone. This flabbergasts him every single day. Nick lives in the south of England with his lovely (and extremely patient) wife. He’s now in his mid-forties—and is rather annoyed at the universe about it, because it gave him no choice in the matter. He’s also addicted to Thai food, still thinks Batman is just about the coolest thing on earth, and has a dreadful singing voice. Nick’s Twitter: @NickSpalding Nick’s Facebook: www.facebook.com/NickSpalding

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