Twisted Fairy Tales 3: Jack and the Beanstalk
By Jason Tipple
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What if fairy tales were turned on their head? Book 3 of the successful and ever growing Twisted Fairy Tale Series.
A unique spin on traditional fairy tales that children from 2 - 10 will love. Adults will enjoy the humour too!
The Twisted Fairy Tales are a series of stories where everything is different and nothing is as it seems!
Written with colourful characters, fairy tale cameos and surprises along the way.
Read, share and enjoy them all.
You might well know these tales but have never heard them told like this before...!
Jason Tipple
Jason Tipple was born quite near the coast in sunny Norwich in the Summer of 1973. He moved inland to the new city of Milton Keynes at the age of the 8. His love of writing began at school where he wrote fun stories about zany characters and letting his imagination run almost as wild as his hair. At the age of 13 he wrote in an essay about Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice that Mr. and Mrs. Bennet's marriage could only be saved by a novelty 'His and Hers' towel set. Suffice to say this didn't go down too well with the English teacher but it set him on a path towards an interest in expressive writing. Four years later, his 5000 word A-level analytical essay studying the literary structure of the Conan the Barbarian novels by Robert E Howard was heavily frowned on by his teacher for not being about an 'author of suitable literary merit.' That moment convinced Jason only to ever write about subjects that he enjoyed applying his creative mind to. Jason soon began to write humorous tales, sci-fi and fantasy purely for his own enjoyment. The birth of his daughter in 2006 introduced him to children's books for the first time in 20 years. Inspired by the likes of 'the Gruffalo' and 'Mr. Gum', Jason ventured into writing children's books as well as an epic psychological thriller of 120,000 words.
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Twisted Fairy Tales 3 - Jason Tipple
Twisted Fairy Tales Book 3: Jack and the Beanstalk
Jason Tipple
Copyright 2012 Jason Tipple
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Dedicated to ‘Monty’ a giant amongst dogs
Chapter 1: The Butcher, the Baker and Harold
Once upon a time before helicopters and action figures were ever invented, lived a wicked Queen. She was mean and greedy and her taxes were very expensive. The Queen also happened to be my Mummy, so everyone called me Prince Jack.
I didn’t have a Daddy anymore because he was killed in a fight with a dragon just after I was born. After that, Mummy became Queen of our huge castle which was crammed full of riches. But I’m not interested in money and would much rather explore the forest and eat blackberries.
One afternoon I was riding my royal horse through the dusty streets of the dirtiest village around. There was a market in the village today with all kinds of stuff for sale that us royal folk could afford millions of.
‘How much for everything on your stall?’ I asked the man that ran the meat stall.
I think people called him the butcher.
‘Two silver coins, kind Prince Jack,’ replied the butcher.
‘Here you go Sir,’ I said