Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски 1 (The English Russian Joke Book 1)
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Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски 1 contains 100 jokes in easy English and in Russian. Great jokes like:
Учитель: - Где живет Бог?
Малыш: - Я думаю, он живет в нашей ванной.
Учитель: - Почему ты так говоришь?
Малыш: - Потому что каждое утро мой папа колотит в дверь и говорит: «Господи, ты ещё здесь?!»
and this classic:
Восьмидесятилетний мужчина пришел на прием к своему врачу.
- Я собираюсь жениться на следующей неделе, доктор.
- Очень хорошо,- сказал доктор. – Сколько же лет Вашей невесте?
- Восемнадцать – ответил мужчина.
- Господи!- воскликнул доктор.- Я должен Вас предупредить, что любая активность в постели может стать смертельной.
- Ну что же, – сказал мужчина, – если она умрет, значит, она умрет...
I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I’m pretty fluent – and know lots of great jokes as well. When you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won’t enjoy it as much. In case you’ve forgotten, 10 good reasons for downloading Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски.
It improves your reading skills.
It improves your spelling – and your writing.
It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
Jokes are short – and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
Jokes are memorable – so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
If you’re a teacher, you can entertain your students.
If you’re a student, you can entertain your teachers.
It’s available in a wide variety of formats
It’s available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.
It is a GREAT way to improve your English – or Russian.
Jeremy Taylor
I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.
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