Grandma's Broom and Other Witchy Poems
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A collection of (mostly humorous) poems told from the viewpoint of a modern-day witch and ceremonial magician, as well as a wounded comedian. Subjects include witchcraft and magic, classical mythology, girl scouts, and modern life. A couple of poems deal with the subject of bullying and child abuse (warning--possible triggers). Plus as a bonus, there are a couple of poems about cats.
Grimoires then and now
Zombies welcome shutdown
Scout cookie time
Dead body under a lilac bush
Do superheroes really want peace?
Binary shabti
Grandma’s broom
Four kitties of the apocalypse
Personal mental problem
Fickle
Growing up poor #1
My sweet voice
Results not typical
Bully time
My funny voice
Today’s miracle index
Cthulhu oh gee
Joy-ride
Select models
Lucky penny #1
Trade secrets
Send me a muse
Mother, may I?
Hollywood reboot
Heart screams
Morgan Drake Eckstein
Morgan Drake Eckstein is a ceremonial witch and magician living in Denver. I would tell you more; but everyone's lawyer insists that the events that Morgan said happened never did. In other words, someone is willing to spend a lot of money and time in court to prove that Morgan has never lived In Denver, or been a pagan ever--just so that they can continue to abuse their organizations in the name of that sweet Apex Monopoly over all things magical and mystical. Obey your Witch Queen by boycotting this author and all of his events. Don't you love She Who Must Rule all witches in the whole wide world?!?
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