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    Ten Ways To Wipe Your Ass.
    Ten Ways To Wipe Your Ass.
    Ten Ways To Wipe Your Ass.
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    Ten Ways To Wipe Your Ass.

    By O-O Happiness

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    What you have waited for all your life.
    How to wipe your ass in more ways than you may have thought about.
    Even if you consider yourself to be an expert on the subject, this ebook is a wonderful gift product.Entertaining and amusing and informative.

    The Ultimate Gift for someone who is giving you the shits.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherO-O Happiness
    Release dateMar 1, 2011
    ISBN9781458028921
    Ten Ways To Wipe Your Ass.
    Author

    O-O Happiness

    What can I say? I love writing.I love being able to publish my thoughts to a global audience. I love seeing someone buy one of my books.My favorite books so far?I really enjoyed writing the Day God Returned.I liked the twist in the ending. I hope you do as well.And it was satisfying writing The Perfect Society, I am glad I now have my thoughts on this subject down for all to read. Its important we aspire to having a better society.Of course, I have to add that my Eurovision Betting Guide 2011 accurately predicted the $11 to $1 winner using my clever little Eurovision system, not bad picking the winner out of 43 entrants.I hope you like my ebooks.

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