How To Bottom Like A Porn Star. The Ultimate Guide To Gay Sex

How To Bottom Like A Porn Star.

The Ultimate Guide To Gay Anal Sex.

By Woody Miller

Copyright © 2014 Woody Miller

Smashwords Edition

All Rights Reserved

ISBN: 978-0-9891397-4-8

Table of Contents

Introduction.

Chapter One The Porn Star Bottom. A Spread-Eagled View.

Chapter Two Free Your Mind, Your Butt Will Follow.

Chapter Three Why It Feels Like You’re Being Impaled By A Fence Post.

Chapter Four How Porn Star Bottoms Relax Their Sphincters.

Chapter Five The Porn Star Method Of Eliminating Pain.

Chapter Six How Porn Star Bottoms Handle The Ick Factor.

Chapter Seven A Device That’s Better Than A Douche Or An Enema.

Chapter Eight How To Bottom For The First Time.

Chapter Nine A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between Adam And Steve.

Chapter Ten A Painless Conclusion.

About The Author.

Introduction

Have you ever looked at gay porn and thought, How can they make bottoming look so easy? A hung top sticks it in like a glute inject and the bottom doesn’t even flinch. How do porn star bottoms do it? And more importantly, what can you learn from them so that you can, too?

There are a lot of lessons to be learned from gay porn, both good and bad. This book exposes the shockingly stupid, medically dangerous tactics that porn stars use to bottom without pain, highlights many of the things they do correctly and outlines a step-by-step plan that will help you enjoy a lifetime of painless bottoming.

Before we get started, let me explain how I got the information you’re about to read. I commissioned a team of researchers to interview a truckload of gay porn industry folk—cameramen, scouts, producers, directors and performers. Most turned us down, for fear of retribution that might come from airing the porn industry’s secrets. We had to promise complete anonymity and therefore you will not see any recognizable names, though we interviewed many of the giants of the industry.

Many of the porn star secrets to bottoming without pain are so shockingly dangerous they posed an ethical dilemma for me: Do I tell you what they are knowing that no matter how I frame my warnings, a certain percentage of you will go ahead and try their risky tactics?

In the end I decided that honesty was the best way to approach my dilemma. Yes, some readers won’t care about the risks, just as some people try smoking after they read the warning label. I thought of titling this book, How To Bottom Like A Porn Star Without Resorting To Dangerous Methods, but my editor told me to quit whimpering and take it like a man. Guess we know who the top is in that relationship! The truth is, porn star bottoms have a lot to teach us, and as long as you know what is acceptable from a common-sense standpoint, the truth shall be told.

So, let’s have some fun! You’re about to get some fascinating, behind-the-scenes, no-holds-barred insights into an industry that we’ve all helped make rich, and on the way you are going to learn how to bottom without pain so you can screw like a porn star.

Let’s start at the beginning.

Millions of gay men can’t seem to get past their physical and psychological stumbling blocks to enjoy the intense ecstasy that bottoming can provide. This is a shame because as you’ve seen in gay porn, you can easily bottom without pain. In fact, I used the sensible aspects of porn star bottoming and combined them with recommendations from a team of experts, including a yoga guru, a respiratory psychophysiologist, a colo-rectal specialist and a physician with a masterful knowledge of anatomy to create an easy-to-follow guide to bottoming without pain.

Bottoming isn’t just about the physical sensation of being penetrated. It’s the emotional high of accepting someone else’s presence in your body. It’s the psychological thrill of being momentarily owned, of submitting yourself to the strength of another man. If you’re in a relationship it’s the ultimate act of union. If you’re single it’s a hot way of having fun. And if you’re a newbie, it’s an act that fear and pain prevent you from completing. If you bought this book you probably fall into one of two types of guys:

1. You Really Want To Bottom But You’re Too Afraid To Try. You just can’t imagine how something so big can fit into such a little hole without causing an excruciating amount of pain. You’re probably also afraid of the mess you might leave behind on the sheets. Some guys live in mortal fear that bottoming will create a shit show in the bedroom and stain their psyches as well as their sheets.

2. You’ve Tried Bottoming And It Hurt Like Hell. In fact, it was as painful as you feared and while there wasn’t a shit show, there was the odd smell or tire track that kinda grossed you out. You stopped trying even though still, to this day, you want to have the experience of pain-free, pleasure-filled bottoming.

Pain, or the fear of pain, is the biggest reason gay men shy away from bottoming. It doesn’t have to be that way. The only reason it hurts so much is that you don’t understand the three sources of pain and how to avoid them. In this book I’m going to show you specific techniques that will allow you to experience the ecstasy of bottoming without any of the pain you’ve come to fear or associate with it.

Bottoming is not the sexual equivalent of walking over hot coals. You don’t have to put yourself through hell to get to the other side. You just have to follow the plan I’ve developed with the help of respected medical experts in the field of urology, proctology, yoga, psychology and gastroenterology.

I’ve been writing about gay sex for over ten years. I starred in an international hit TV show called The Sex Inspectors (it aired in 12 countries, including the U.S. (HBO) and the U.K. (Channel Four). I’ve also written several sex books and write a popular, syndicated gay sex column called Need Wood? Tips For Getting Timber.

I’ve answered thousands of questions over the course of my career and if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that gay men don’t want acres and acres of explanation before getting down to essential information. That’s why you’ll notice that this is a short book. This is not an accident. I know when you ask for the time you don’t want to know how the watch was built. And so I’ve limited the information in this book strictly to answering a single question: How can you bottom like a porn star without pain or stains? If you want the history of enemas, a guide to anal wellness, an explanation of sexually transmitted diseases or the general care and feeding of the gluteus maximus you’re out of luck.

Before we get started, let’s take a look at how this book is laid out, chapter by chapter:

Chapter One: The Porn Star Bottom. A Spread-Eagled View.

Here you’ll find an aerial view of bottoming in the porn industry—the prep work, what happens during a shoot and the post game rituals. This general view will set us up nicely for the details that appear in later chapters.

Chapter Two: Free Your Mind, Your Butt Will Follow.

Anticipatory pain and a perceived loss of masculinity can put your butt in a headlock. Here’s how to resolve the emotional blocks that stop you from trying or enjoying anal sex.

Chapter Three: Why It Feels Like You’re Being Impaled By A Fence Post.

It isn’t just your sphincter causing all that pain; it’s your S-curve as well as involuntary puborectal contractions. Learn your anatomical structure so you can make the tips in this book work better.

Chapter Four: How Porn Star Bottoms Relax Their Sphincters.

Not all do it, or need to, but the ones that do swear by it. Find out whether you should use their controversial method.

Chapter Five: The Porn Star Method Of Eliminating Pain.

Find out the shocking things porn stars do to eliminate pain. Some are completely crazy and cannot be recommended but others are medically sound. I’ve combined them with a technique that blends systematic desensitization, pattern breathing, progressive muscle relaxation and sexual imagery.

Chapter Six: How Porn Star Bottoms Handle The Ick Factor.

Find out their secrets to getting your butt cleaner than a Brady Bunch rerun.

Chapter Seven: A Device That’s Better Than A Douche Or An Enema.

Enemas and douches are a bad idea. Here’s a better one.

Chapter Eight: How To Bottom For The First Time.

Here you’ll learn how to combine the best position with the best angle of entry. Missionary? Doggie-style? Straight in? Angled up? It matters.

Chapter Nine: A Guided Tour Of A Pain-Free Bottoming Session Between Adam And Steve.

A beginner’s real-time, step-by-step guide to bottoming that will light you up like an all-night liquor store.

Chapter Ten: A Painless Conclusion.

Bits and bobs to help you remember the important stuff and keep you from falling off the stupid tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

Chapter One

The Porn Star Bottom. A Spread-Eagled View.

In the porn industry, the hard work for the receiver is in the lead-up rather than during the actual shoot. The most obvious priority is getting your anal area prepped so that no unexpected co-stars make a cameo appearance. Whether bottoming on camera or in the privacy of your bedroom, one should always be conscious of his diet, but this is particularly important in the days leading up to a porn shoot.

In the two or three days before the filming, many porn bottoms stick to a high-fiber, low carb diet. It's lots of fruits and vegetables, with plenty of juices and water (you're getting ready to spend several hours under blazing hot spotlights, so it's important to be hydrated). Chicken and fish are preferred proteins because white meat is lighter than red meat, although some bottoms swear off all pork to decrease the likelihood of bacon bits.

A proper diet gets your butt halfway to Hollywood, but to make sure your butt is ready to catch big cargo on cam it's also good to warm it up beforehand. Prior to a shoot, usually the evening before or morning of, it's not uncommon for porn bottoms to calibrate their sphincters by inserting a dildo or small butt plug for a few hours to make sure their starfish is camera-ready.

The morning of the shoot should