Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
5/5
Unavailable
Unavailable
Unavailable
Ebook323 pages3 hours
Bad Birthdays: The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
3.5/5
()
Currently unavailable
Currently unavailable
About this ebook
The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign
This is a book for anyone who is irritated by the disconnect between the perky promises and mindlessly cheerfully affirmations that apply to a specific sun sign and the crappy week that ensues. It is the ultimate corrective to the plethora of happy sappy horoscope books and inane astrology columns that appear in daily newspapers around the world.
Revealing the truth (whether you like it or not) about your star sign, Bad Birthdays uncovers the true quirks, oddities, and unpleasantries that characterize your unlucky sign of the zodiac and rule your destiny. When it comes to love, do you think that watery Pisces are naturally romantic lovers? Think again—if you’re unfortunate enough to have a relationship with a Plagued Pisces or a Contemptible Cancer, you’re in trouble. Reference the relationship sections to rate your compatibility with other star signs, or at least highlight where the cracks are going to show.
With special sections detailing the unlucky personalities with whom you share your birthday, as well as unfortunate events that might have happened on your birthday, Bad Birthdays contains all you’ll never need to know about your sign.
So whether you’re a Cursed Capricorn, a Tragic Taurus, or a Lousy Libra, we’re all doomed to a destiny that is far less peachy than everyday astrologers would have us believe.
This is a book for anyone who is irritated by the disconnect between the perky promises and mindlessly cheerfully affirmations that apply to a specific sun sign and the crappy week that ensues. It is the ultimate corrective to the plethora of happy sappy horoscope books and inane astrology columns that appear in daily newspapers around the world.
Revealing the truth (whether you like it or not) about your star sign, Bad Birthdays uncovers the true quirks, oddities, and unpleasantries that characterize your unlucky sign of the zodiac and rule your destiny. When it comes to love, do you think that watery Pisces are naturally romantic lovers? Think again—if you’re unfortunate enough to have a relationship with a Plagued Pisces or a Contemptible Cancer, you’re in trouble. Reference the relationship sections to rate your compatibility with other star signs, or at least highlight where the cracks are going to show.
With special sections detailing the unlucky personalities with whom you share your birthday, as well as unfortunate events that might have happened on your birthday, Bad Birthdays contains all you’ll never need to know about your sign.
So whether you’re a Cursed Capricorn, a Tragic Taurus, or a Lousy Libra, we’re all doomed to a destiny that is far less peachy than everyday astrologers would have us believe.
Unavailable
Author
Sarah Christensen Fu
Sarah Christensen Fu is a Virgo (incredibly high-strung and mostly a pain). She lives in the Denver metro area with her husband and three kids, whose astrological signs cause a great deal of chaos and neuroses around the neighborhood.
Related to Bad Birthdays
Related ebooks
Astrology on the Cusp: Birthdays on the Edge of Two Signs Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Friends on a Rotten Day: The Astrology of Friendships Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Astrologically Incorrect For Lovers: Slightly Wicked Advice for Seducing Any Sign of the Zodiac Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Astrology for Real Life: A Workbook for Beginners Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dirty, Sexy, Funny Astrology Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Stars Align Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSoul Signs in Love: Use The Power Of Your Sign To Create A Healthy Loving Relationship With Your Pe Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Astro Poets: Your Guides to the Zodiac Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Nasty Astrology: What your astrologer won't tell you! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Astrology of Love & Sex: A Modern Compatibility Guide Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Astrology of the Moon: An Illuminating Journey Through the Signs and Houses Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Lovecasts: The Astrological Guide to Finding Lasting Love Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Little Book of Saturn: Astrological Gifts, Challenges, and Returns Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Suzanne White's New Astrology for Lovers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYou Were Born for This: Astrology for Radical Self-Acceptance Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Born Under a Good Sign: Make the Most of Your Astrological Sign Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLove Astrology: Virgo: Use the stars to find your perfect match! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPisces: Pisces Star Sign Traits, Truths and Love Compatibility Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Love Astrology: Cancer: Use the stars to find your perfect match! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How To Survive A Pisces Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Love Astrology: Scorpio: Use the stars to find your perfect match! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLove Astrology: Sagittarius: Use the stars to find your perfect match! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMadame Clairevoyant's Guide to the Stars: Astrology, Our Icons, and Our Selves Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Birthday Oracle: Discover Everything that Your Birth Date Says about You Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Astrology for Lovers Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Toxic Zodiac Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Astronomy & Space Sciences For You
The 12th Planet (Book I) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Linda Goodman's Love Signs: A New Approach to the Human Heart Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How You'll Do Everything Based on Your Zodiac Sign Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Rendezvous with Rama Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The End of Everything: (Astrophysically Speaking) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Astrology 101: From Sun Signs to Moon Signs, Your Guide to Astrology Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Erotic Astrology: The Sex Secrets of Your Horoscope Revealed Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Linda Goodman's Sun Signs Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Diaspora Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Welcome to the Universe: An Astrophysical Tour Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Thirty Days Has September: Cool Ways to Remember Stuff Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5To Be Taught, If Fortunate Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Extraterrestrial Species Almanac: The Ultimate Guide to Greys, Reptilians, Hybrids, and Nordics Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/52010: Odyssey Two Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Narnia Code: C. S. Lewis and the Secret of the Seven Heavens Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ilium Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Astronomy: A Self-Teaching Guide, Eighth Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Spiritual Astrology: A Path to Divine Awakening Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Zodiac by Degrees: Second Edition, Extensively Revised Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather than Nothing Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Privileged Planet: How Our Place in the Cosmos Is Designed for Discovery Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Rising Signs Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Find the Constellations Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Astrology Dictionary: Cosmic Knowledge from A to Z Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Related podcast episodes
Postcolonial Astrology with Alice Sparkly Kat 0% found this document usefulThe Vertex: Episode 64: The Vertex. The Vertex. It sounds like some sort of superhero, right? But it's not. It's another one of those weird astrological points that may not be used all the time but it's still interesting nonetheless. The vertex symbolizes some fated... 100% found this document usefulAquarius Horoscope for Virgo Season (August 22-September 22, 2020) 0% found this document usefulEpisode 167 Kamaria Powell: What the F#@k is Enlightenment? 0% found this document usefulThe Paul Winter Interview 0% found this document usefulWhy We Keep Going Back to Them: Alcoholic | Codependency | Recovery 0% found this document useful29. My First Time 0% found this document usefulEpisode 141 Rebecca Murphy & Harry Flook: Differentiation 0% found this document usefulTea With Louise and Desiree Antila. Writing and Publishing for Astrology 0% found this document usefulEncounters of Destabilization and of New Worlds with Grace Webb 0% found this document usefulEp 5: Travels Through the First Trimester 0% found this document useful
Related articles
The Togetherness Horoscope Horoscope GuideArticle
The Togetherness Horoscope
Feb 6, 2020
Whenever an astrologer needs to do a reading for more than one person, he or she will calculate a detailed individual chart for both parties, analyze each chart individually, and then compare the two birth charts using a formalized process called syn
9 min readYour Horoscope’s Dynamic Energy Points Horoscope GuideArticle
Your Horoscope’s Dynamic Energy Points
Dec 5, 2019
It is easy enough these days to get an accurate, beautifully rendered birth chart without having to do much more than enter some information on your computer or phone, and then wait a few seconds for the result. If you’re in the early stages of learn
8 min readAstrology App Set To Disrupt 'Mystical Services Sector' Los Angeles TimesArticle
Astrology App Set To Disrupt 'Mystical Services Sector'
Mar 20, 2019
Any entity created on this planet comes into the world with a star chart, dominated by a sun sign, reflecting the motion of the spheres above at its moment of birth. Facebook, for instance, is an Aquarius, while Google, Snap and Netflix are all Virgo
4 min readThe Wiles, Ways, and Woes of Pluto and Scorpio Horoscope GuideArticle
The Wiles, Ways, and Woes of Pluto and Scorpio
Apr 22, 2021
8 min readBeyond Your Star Sign Girlfriend AustraliaArticle
Beyond Your Star Sign
Dec 9, 2019
1 min readWritten In The Stars Good HealthArticle
Written In The Stars
Dec 11, 2019
10 min readAstrology and Your Children Horoscope GuideArticle
Astrology and Your Children
Sep 23, 2021
8 min readThe Eventful Year of 2021, Month by Month Including Chinese New Year! Horoscope GuideArticle
The Eventful Year of 2021, Month by Month Including Chinese New Year!
Nov 1, 2020
10 min readWish Upon A Star Chat It's FateArticle
Wish Upon A Star
May 12, 2020
4 min readSoul Growth And Your Age WellBeingArticle
Soul Growth And Your Age
Nov 4, 2020
7 min readThe Sun, The Moon, The World, And You Horoscope GuideArticle
The Sun, The Moon, The World, And You
Feb 25, 2021
8 min readThe Astrology Book Club: What to Read This Month, Based on Your Sign Literary HubArticle
The Astrology Book Club: What to Read This Month, Based on Your Sign
Jul 31, 2020
3 min readYour Astrological Day Planner Horoscope GuideArticle
Your Astrological Day Planner
Jul 2, 2020
8 min readA Q&A With The PLANETS WellBeingArticle
A Q&A With The PLANETS
Oct 10, 2018
7 min readWho Does Venus Love, What Does Mars Desire? Horoscope GuideArticle
Who Does Venus Love, What Does Mars Desire?
Jul 30, 2020
9 min readWhy We’re All STAR STRUCK Marie Claire AustraliaArticle
Why We’re All STAR STRUCK
May 12, 2021
6 min readLIV & LEARN MAXIM New ZealandArticle
LIV & LEARN
Jun 22, 2022
2 min readLIV & LEARN MAXIM AustraliaArticle
LIV & LEARN
Jun 22, 2022
2 min readCeleste Ng Writer's DigestArticle
Celeste Ng
Nov 2, 2020
12 min readChaos Theory Guernica MagazineArticle
Chaos Theory
Mar 1, 2021
12 min readWritten In The Stars frankie MagazineArticle
Written In The Stars
Dec 5, 2021
I used to work in an office in which it was very hard to be a horoscope sceptic. Whenever the printer jammed, or someone’s train broke down, I was surprised by how many otherwise level-headed people would emerge, nod sagely and (without apparent iron
5 min readMaking Sense and Finding Meaning in Broken Relationships Best Self MagazineArticle
Making Sense and Finding Meaning in Broken Relationships
Dec 2, 2021
5 min readCut the Sentimentality: The Millions Interviews Polly Rosenwaike The MillionsArticle
Cut the Sentimentality: The Millions Interviews Polly Rosenwaike
Apr 25, 2019
There are a lot of secrets in these stories, and secrets play an important role in fiction generally. Everyone knows fiction writers are liars, right? The post Cut the Sentimentality: The Millions Interviews Polly Rosenwaike appeared first on The Mil
8 min readThe New Relationship Blueprint: It’s About Finding Yourself Best Self MagazineArticle
The New Relationship Blueprint: It’s About Finding Yourself
Feb 15, 2018
7 min readHow to Grieve the Living: A Conversation with Stephanie Danler Literary HubArticle
How to Grieve the Living: A Conversation with Stephanie Danler
Jun 12, 2020
13 min readA Meeting Of The Hearts Horoscope GuideArticle
A Meeting Of The Hearts
Jan 21, 2021
9 min readSome Other I Before Me Guernica MagazineArticle
Some Other I Before Me
May 21, 2018
On books as mentors for those of us who grew up in the wake of HIV/AIDS. The post Some Other I Before Me appeared first on Guernica.
14 min readDear Book Therapist: How Do I Survive My C- Marriage? Literary HubArticle
Dear Book Therapist: How Do I Survive My C- Marriage?
Jun 19, 2018
8 min readHelen Fisher Is A Love Scientist Dumbo FeatherArticle
Helen Fisher Is A Love Scientist
Jan 31, 2018
12 min readFinding The Words TIMEArticle
Finding The Words
Jun 2, 2023
5 min read
Reviews for Bad Birthdays
Rating: 3.6666666666666665 out of 5 stars
3.5/5
9 ratings2 reviews
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Doesn't tell me much more than what you can find in pop astrology articles
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5pretty accurate for the people I checked up on. thanks!