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    Funny Interviews with Things
    Funny Interviews with Things
    Funny Interviews with Things
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    Funny Interviews with Things

    By John M. Busher

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    Funny interviews with inanimate objects, words and phrases: Oligarchy, the Loch Ness Monster, Chris Christie’s blue fleece, the State of the Union Address, President Obama’s Golf Putter, Putin’s Left Nipple, Selfie, Nowhere, a CNN Microphone, Boehner’s Boner, Limbaugh’s Ass, A Primate, Mitt Romney’s unreleased tax returns, the Higgs Boson God Particle, a pig, American Exceptionalism, New Yahoo Logo. Buy this book to support the author as he writes a novel satirizing capitalism.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn M. Busher
    Release dateMay 10, 2014
    ISBN9781311273338
    Funny Interviews with Things
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    John M. Busher

    Growing up in the New York City suburbs Busher read E.B White, John D. Fitzgerald and Donald J Sobol. A few years after graduating from college, he joined the silicon gold rush in San Francisco working for a few consumer technology startups. During this time Busher read Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Moore, Lisa Lutz, Christopher Buckley, Octavia Butler, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King who all inspired him to reignite his writing hobby by publishing a series of conversations between topical inanimate objects, words and phrases. Busher hopes people enjoy his humorous writing enough to buy one or all of the books to help him pay his bills while he writes a novel satirizing everyone’s favorite ism – capitalism.

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      Funny Interviews with Things - John M. Busher

      Funny Interviews With Things

      Celebrity style interviews with

      The Loch Ness Monster, a Governor’s Blue Fleece,

      A Russian President’s Left Nipple,

      A United States President’s Golf Putter,

      the words Nowhere, Oligarchy & more.

      By John M. Busher

      Copyright 2014 © John M. Busher All Rights Reserved

      Published by John M. Busher

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Dedications:

      My father, Jack and my sisters: Julie, Anne, Melissa, Leslie, Kristen, Eileen, Mary, Kris, Karen, Michelle.

      Acknowledgements:

      Cover Design: Cal Sharp

      Funny Interviews with Things

      Introduction

      Chapter 1 – The Word Oligarchy Angrily Responds to the FCC’s Fascist Net Neutrality Proposal.

      Chapter 2 - A Bud of Marijuana Interviews the Loch Ness Monster

      Chapter 3 - Chris Christie’s Blue Fleece Interviews the State of the Union Address

      Chapter 4 - A Bud of Sativa Marijuana Interviews President Obama’s Golf Putter about the Ukraine Situation

      Chapter 5- A Bud of Sativa Marijuana Interviews Vladimir Putin’s Left Nipple about the Ukraine Situation

      Chapter 6 - A Bud of Marijuana Interviews the word Selfie

      Chapter 7 - Interview with the Word Nowhere About Marco Rubio’s Future

      Chapter 8 - Interview with a CNN Microphone

      Chapter 9 - Interview with John Boehner’s Boner

      Chapter 10 - Interview with Rush Limbaugh’s Ass

      Chapter 11 - Interview with Pete the Primate

      Chapter 12 - Interview with Mitt Romney’s Unreleased Tax Returns

      Chapter 13 - Interview with the Higgs Boson God Particle

      Chapter 14 - Interview with a Pig Who Escaped from Some Pissed Off Birds

      Chapter 15 – Interview with American Exceptionalism

      Chapter 16 – The Syrian Electronic Army Interviews the New Yahoo Logo

      About The Author

      Except from President Terror – An Interview with the War on Terror

      Introduction

      John M. Busher wrote the following interviews with things, inanimate objects & words to parody celebrity interviews you might read in Playboy, TV Guide, Cosmopolitan Magazine and Entertainment Weekly. Hopefully they make you laugh. He decided to use his middle initial M. because according to some folks, using your middle initials can make you appear more intelligent and he can use all the help he can get.

      Chapter 1 – The Word Oligarchy Bitterly Responds to the FCC’s New Net Neutrality Plans

      The FCC recently announced plans to introduce new neutrality rules that some folks feel are the opposite of neutral. This week, the word oligarchy angrily contacted me, Sativa Sue, the only beautiful giant blogging bud of sativa marijuana, to demand that we publish its thoughts on what it, the word Oligarchy, calls these troublesome net neutrality developments.

      How does a bud of sativa marijuana interview a word? Magic happens in the world of fiction of Sativa Sue.

      Sativa Sue: Hello Oligarchy. Thank you for demanding that we publish your opinion about the latest FCC plans to introduce non neutral net neutrality rules. You look a little upset.

      Oligarchy: A little upset? I am angrier than Sean Hannity after an episode of the Daily Show.

      Sativa Sue: For the sake of our audience why don’t you explain the FCC‘s new ideas about net neutrality.

      Oligarchy: According to what I have read in the news sites Tom Wheeler, the chairman of FCC who also formerly worked as a lobbyist in the Cable & Wireless industries, says his organization will allow content companies to pay ISPs for faster delivery of their content to the end users. According to multiple reports someone, probably the fair-minded folks who professionally populate a street named Wall, will make sure the deals don’t negatively impact competition, politics or free speech, too much.

      Sativa Sue: Proposals coming from the Chairman of the FCC who

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