Where the Trout Are All as Long as Your Leg
By John Gierach
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Fly-fishing’s finest scribe, John Gierach, takes us from a nameless stream on a nameless ranch in Montana to a secret pool off a secret creek where he caught a catfish as a five-year-old, to a brook full of rattlesnakes and a private pond where the trout are all as long as your leg. As Gierach says, “The secret places are the soul of fishing.” Hearing about a new one never fails to entice us.
And so Where the Trout Are All as Long as Your Leg transports the reader to the best of these places, where the fish are always bigger and the hatches last forever. After all, it’s these magical places that Gierach so vividly evokes that remind us how precious—and precarious—are the unspoiled havens of the natural world.
John Gierach
John Gierach is a freelance writer living in northern Colorado. He is the author of nineteen books including Trout Bum, Sex, Death and Flyfishing, Standing in a River Waving a Stick, and No Shortage of Good Days—some of which have also been published in Norway, Japan, and France—as well as numerous magazine articles, essays, and columns. He is a regular columnist for Fly Rod & Reel magazine and Redstone Review and was the outdoor correspondent for the Longmont Daily Times-Call newspaper in Longmont, Colorado, for twenty-eight years.
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Where the Trout Are All as Long as Your Leg - John Gierach
ONE
The secret places are the soul of fishing. You know, as in, Listen, it’s a long drive, but I know this place where . . .
You can fill in the blank from what you’ve heard for yourself in the past: Where the trout are all as long as your leg,
Where only the rancher and I have keys to the gate,
"Where no one ever fishes."
We’ve all heard it, and it never fails to make the hair stand up on our arms. Sure, we’ve been around some and we know about fishing. We know that it’s out of the bag now, that it’s a growth industry over-populated with participants and gizmos. But we also know that there are hidden places out there somewhere—remote, private, camouflaged in some way, or all of the above—where it still hasn’t changed. This is the hopeful mythology of the sport that we all cling to, but it also happens to be absolutely true. You can’t dismiss us as romantics because we’ve seen the proof.
A secret spot has only one advantage: for one reason or another, few fishermen get on it, so it isn’t pounded much. It may be a private spring creek with armed guards where there are huge browns and lots of them, or it may just be an unknown beaver pond where a handful of brook trout have grown to a whopping eleven inches. In either case, it’s a spot that, by the simple virtue of being left more or less alone, has reached its full potential.
Fishing secret spots can be as different from fishing in general as small settlements are from big cities. Chances are you’re in a state that’s known for its fishing, but, acting on a tip, you’re now in a part of it that you’ve never seen or heard much about. The main industry here is agriculture, which doesn’t make an area famous in the same way sport does. There are lots of farmers on the roads, but few other fishermen, which makes the place seem more vacant than it really is.
You drive into town looking for a room (Main Street may have a bait joint, but no Orvis shop) and find the backwater motel with peeling paint that will be nice and cheap. This is a secondary tourist route, at best. If the name of the town is, say, Duck Creek, then the motel will be the Duck Inn—something cute from the 1950s.
The guy who rents you the room seems dazed and a little unsure of his duties. It’s an off-season weekday, so maybe he’s not the regular desk clerk. It becomes obvious that he is unable to make change, so, after an awkward pause, you do it for him. He gives you a look, wondering if you’ve screwed him, but he can’t tell for sure. After another pause, he lets it go and gives you the key.
In a city, this poor guy would be eaten alive—he’d be carrying brown paper luggage and sleeping in a doorway—but in this part of the world he gets a break. He has what passes for a job and, presumably, a dry place to sleep. You’re a little sorry for him, but not like you’d be for a genuine street person. Suddenly you begin to feel very good about tomorrow’s fishing because you know that guys like this are like big, easy trout: if they can live where it’s quiet, uncrowded and slow-paced, they can survive.
TWO
One of the earliest memories I have that amounts to a fishing story has to do with a secret spot. Since this is an old recollection from childhood, it’s a little out of focus in places, but something very much like this happened.
I guess I was about five years old, and the Second World War hadn’t been over for much longer than that. We lived in a big square brick house in a little town in Illinois—my older sister, mother, father, grandmother, and I. We were a standard postwar extended family unit: three generations in one house, which was owned and largely run by the oldest, grayest member.
The first President I remember was Eisenhower—Ike, a kindly, bald man who fished a lot—and the first thing I remember clearly about him is when he got caught lying about the