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    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Antiwar, and Economic Recovery Tool
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    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Antiwar, and Economic Recovery Tool

    By P.C. Anders

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    Un-massaged penises cause more than half the world's problems--67%, to be precise. Of which just one, the Not So Big One in the White House, causes 62%. Neglected yonis (sorry, girls, the truth is the truth) cause the remaining 33%. The answer? This very short book proposes constitutionally mandated daily lingam and yoni massages for all of America's and the world's top leaders and policy makers, thus pacifying the war-mongerers by helping them get in touch with their "Inner Clitorises." Not only would this save the world from wars and economic disaster, it would increase total happiness and reduce global warming and catastrophic hurricanes. The book ends with an E.L. James quote and a Sumerian poem supporting its demand for Justice for All Yonis; and Peace to all owners of lingams and yonis.

    This short book is for the Australian guy who laughed for two minutes just on hearing the title. Light on technical content, and tilted heavily towards priapic humor and satire, it is meant to be an endorphin-releasing gift of laughter: to yourself or to others. Warning: Not for puritanical or uptight adults, children, or Martians.
     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherP.C. Anders
    Release dateJan 29, 2013
    ISBN9781497767133
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    Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Antiwar, and Economic Recovery Tool
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    P.C. Anders

    What does a Vietnamese masseuse mean when she asks, "Massage Your Baby"? Why is lingam massage a hot topic in the Philippines? Suggestions for the Care and Protection of Balls, and against penile insult: Massage-lover P.C. Anders writes uninhibited, lighthearted, uncensored, sexy, and funny stories about massage, often playing with words, language, ideas, and observations of travel and women. He agrees with Mark Twain, who wrote: "Nature knows no indecencies. Man invents them." He believes that massage is a humanizing force, a force for peace, and that "the simple desire to reach out and touch someone" (Houellebecq) and to be touched is a deeply human instinct that will, in addition, make us a more peaceful planet.

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    • 2/5
      A little more than 30 very, very weird pages of text.

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    • 4/5
      P C Anders astounds with wit and reality. Well researched and a pleasure to read. Left me wondering where one finds a master teacher, or willing people to practice with?

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