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Zen and the Art of Pornography - Harold Johnson
ZEN AND THE ART OF PORNOGRAPHY
Anand Bhatt
Copyright 2015 by SWI Books
Smashwords edition
© 2015 SWI, Inc.
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For everyone, for everyone that is made to feel inappropriate, for everyone that has a libido, and everyone that is searching for liberation.
Special Thxs goes to C. Mann, J. Soporno, E. Soporno, Cumdumpster and many more.
In general: Names Have NOT been changed, because nobody’s innocent. Only first names of celebrities have been used in an effort to protect them anyway. However, out of journalistic integrity, the author holds the right to divulge certain events, commentary and opinion.
WHO, OR WHAT, AM I ?
The Great Way is not difficult for those who have no preferences. When love and hate are both absent everything becomes clear and undisguised. Make the smallest distinction however and heaven and earth are set infinitely apart.
- Seng-T’San
Days and Nights aren’t always mutually exclusive. Reality has a tendency to blur itself with the awkward, at least in my case, and Sesame Cake
is not beyond Nirvana as the monks will lead us to believe. Neither is Infinity. It is late evening at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino. After a stroll through a series of all black hallways to a large corridor, several of us wait for the next elevator to the floor that houses an after party.
I notice a crowd gather around someone I recognize in the distance and turn to my good friend Ren to say:
Look it’s Ronnie not asleep on the toilet.
For once,
he says jokingly but in full seriousness.
We laugh, aware that Ronnie will probably die like Elvis, on the john with a fried banana sandwich hanging from his mouth. We hadn’t laughed like that in a whole four minutes. 4 minutes and 23 seconds to be exact, but I hadn’t noticed the time elapse since I have been lost in my head yet again. During those minutes and seconds, lost moments if you will, I was drowning in an ocean of fantasy, thoughts of the future, notions of the past, imaginings of possible achievements, and creating entire movie scripts starring myself and a few of the girls I had met earlier that day.
The chuckle caused by noticing my own narcissism combined with the sight of Ronnie, our industry’s mascot, gently shock me back into the real world of experience. This will only last a few time ticks however, because we are getting in the elevator and I can feel myself drifting back into my head, retracing my steps as to how I got to this version of the here and now.
See, today and many other days, I am a porn star. The days in between I oscillate to being a porn fan. The word porn star
is a general colloquial term, I prefer Adult Entertainment Actor
– however the general public is much more excited to call us all stars. Star
appears to be a bit misleading to me since I haven’t been nominated for an award in a few years, and the only reason I was able to attend the awards today is that my friends were up for several distinctions and were generous enough to invite me along. I just happened to be in town because a European TV show hired me to interview starlets during the preceding days, so I’m not sure the word star
is in order. I reserve that word for those that are more actively working, at least when those mentioned are around. Amongst entertainment civilians in the rest of the world I let them assign me titles as they please.
I first got interested in pornography at a young age, looking at Playboy magazines, eventually graduating to Penthouses and Hustlers, and then of course took the journey along the path to movies. I knew by the age of 14 that I would get involved