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    Naughty Naughty Mattress Monkey

    By Ellay Branton

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    About this ebook

    Viola Winters has finally settled into a peaceful life after years of dealing with emotional instability. As the live-in housekeeper of a very busy globetrotter, she has a swanky address, really great coffee, and quiet mornings.
    Except for this one.
    Hank Dresden (aka Hank the Hunk) is a little cranky. He was just helping out his brother with a little remodeling while James was away on a business trip. So maybe he did swing his hammer a little early (ahem)... he had no idea it would bring on a sexy, mouthy woman in a soaked shirt... or a house fire!
    With the interference of their matchmaking brothers - and the help of two very naughty sock monkeys - Viola and Hank discover the sparks that fly between them cause a whole different kind of fire. But Viola's much more fragile than she seems, and Hank's never been known for mincing words.
    If Viola gives her heart to Hank, will she get the happily-ever-after she never dared hope for? Or will she lose the security and peace she's finally achieved?

    Note: Adult themes including emotional distress triggers and graphic sexual situations. For readers (and sock monkeys!) 18+

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEllay Branton
    Release dateMar 17, 2015
    ISBN9781311492678
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    Naughty Naughty Mattress Monkey
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    Ellay Branton

    Ellay Branton is a tiny little useful human who bears a slight resemblance to a shaved hobbit - except her feet and ankles are dainty. She has an inappropriate sense of humor that has often landed her in trouble. She believes that life is meant to be fun and isn't afraid to be silly - no matter who is watching. Bonus points if you join in! Ellay lives in Northern California with her husband, her children and more animals than humans. She can often be found on Facebook fangirling over her favorite authors, artists, and of course, Star Wars. She loves to hear from readers! Email: ellaybranton@gmail.com Friend me: https://www.facebook.com/ellaybranton Like me: https://www.facebook.com/ellaybrantonauthor Follow me: https://twitter.com/ellaybranton

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