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    No More Homework! No More Tests!: Kids Favorite Funny School Poems

    By Bruce Lansky and Stephen Carpenter

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    Sillier than a teacher with hiccups! Funnier than toilet the bottom of the principal's shoe!

    Here are the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book, selected by Bruce Lansky, the “King of Giggle Poetry,” with the help of thousands of elementary-school children. Read about why there are no more flies in the school kitchen, what can be found in a student’s desk, how to eat a bag lunch, creatures in the classroom, and many more hilarious topics.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMeadowbrook
    Release dateOct 12, 2010
    ISBN9781442416437
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    No More Homework! No More Tests!: Kids Favorite Funny School Poems
    Author

    Bruce Lansky

    Bruce Lansky has edited a number of poetry anthologies (including Rolling in the Aisles, Kids Pick the Funniest Poems, If Kids Ruled the School, A Bad Case of the Giggles, Miles of Smiles, and No More Homework! No More Tests!), and 3 silly songbook anthologies. Lansky created the popular GigglePoetry.com website for children and the PoetryTeachers.com website for teachers. He also created the Girls to the Rescue series, the New Fangled Fairy Tales series, and the Can You Solve the Mysteries series.

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    • 3/5
      Summary: This book is a collection of poems about how kids may feel about school. From beginning to end it is filled many humorous poems about anything and everything having to do with school, from waking up to taking a test.Personal reaction: The poems were funny and not too long. They are written so well you would think a child wrote them because you begin to remember how you once felt that way no matter how long ago you were in school. The inside of the book is all in black and white which I liked because it didn't distract from the poems.Classroom Extension Ideas: This book would be a great introduction to a poetry lesson, the students can also take turns reading aloud because the poems are funny and not too long. This could also be used with a "feelings" lesson so that the students can learn how to express their feelings in a positive way.
    • 4/5
      This book would be very motivational to the reluctant poetry writers. This book is made up of funny poems about school and homework. This is a book that shows Kids that they would be able to express themselves freely in their poetry.