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    Instant Wit: How to Be Witty and Come Up with the Right Things to Say Instantly!
    Instant Wit: How to Be Witty and Come Up with the Right Things to Say Instantly!
    Instant Wit: How to Be Witty and Come Up with the Right Things to Say Instantly!
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    Instant Wit: How to Be Witty and Come Up with the Right Things to Say Instantly!

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    How to Be Witty and Come Up with the Right Things to Say Instantly!

    Surely you've encountered (or even know) that one particular individual in your life who seems to be able to pull "something witty to say" at the drop of a hat that knocks everyone's socks off - by generating the perfect responses for the perfect moment, cracking unexpected jokes making people laugh, or bantering witty one-liner comments with their endless repertoire of repartees.

    So who is this Mr./Ms. Witty? You're scratching your head dumbfounded, yet in impressive awe...how in the world do they do it, and deep down secretly wanting to be like them.

    Who doesn't, right? Who wouldn't love to be admired, respected, and worshipped for their charming clever wit? Yet, it's much more than that. By being witty, you can always come up with the right things to say, at the right time in expressing yourself clearly, concisely, and convincingly at an instant with few short words (no more, no less) that establishes more authority, credibility, and trust.

    That's the power of having a razor-sharp wit! If the pen is mightier than the sword, then the wit is sharper than the knife. However, let's be honest, being witty doesn't always come naturally, especially for those who are less creative and more logical-prone. The good news is, your wit is like your muscle, and like any muscle, it can be trained and built up...all without needing to memorize any line by knowing a few structures and formulas to guide how to generate your responses.

    Within "Instant Wit":

    * How to use this "twister technique" to prepare yourself on what you should say, when the exact moment occurs for your quick comeback.

    * How to strengthen your creative wit to banter witty one-liners with another person, for good fun or quick laugh.

    * How to cut down any opponent with your razor-sharp wit, so they won't dare mess with you ever again.

    * How to take whatever response you get and absorb it, to think of and respond back with the appropriate words.

    * How to use your clever wit to think fast on your feet during tough situation, to handle it properly for the best outcome.

    * Plus, custom practical "how-to" strategies, techniques, applications and exercises to improve your wittiness.

    ...and much more.

    Don't be dim-witted...be quick-witted. Become the king/queen of your wit by developing a razor-sharp wit to be reckon with. Respect the wit!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThe INSTANT Series
    Release dateJun 22, 2015
    ISBN9781311614162
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    • 5/5
      basically "How to Chandler Bing".

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      btw this book deserves better cover design.
    • 5/5
      Being quick to wit is not something I was born with, so when I saw this book I was like, ok so now I can up my game. I find that sometimes I am at a loss for words when it comes to the "word game". It has been a downfall of mine for many, many years now. I know I definitely need to step up my know-how in the wit department, and with this book, I am learning to do just that.

      For some people, wit comes naturally, and they are quick to throw witty sayings right off the cuff. For people like me, that struggle with our witty repertoire it is not always easy and we are left often at "a loss for words". This can be embarrassing, and even sometimes humiliating depending on the situation.

      I usually say I don't like confrontation, but after reading this book I may be able to deal with confrontation or "verbal abusers" better. Bullying and quick wit go hand in hand and to help deal with a bully a quick wit would really have helped me when i was in school. Now I still get bullied by all kinds of people and have by clients before. It's just easier to handle a client through e-mail than it is face to face. Using the techniques in this book I will be able to remove my stressful situations thus lowering my rate of having stress-related seizures. (Did I mention I was epileptic?) When my stress rate gets too high, I will have mini-seizures which has often been the butt of jokes as well.

      I look forward to putting these techniques in place the next time i am in a need to have wit situation. Will also be suggesting this book to others I know that will need it.

      1 person found this helpful

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    Instant Wit - The INSTANT Series

    The INSTANT-Series Presents

    INSTANT

    WIT

    How to Be Witty and Come Up with the Right Things to Say Instantly!

    2nd Edition

    Instant Series Publication

    Copyright 2015

    Smashwords Edition

    It is impermissible to reproduce any part of this book without prior consent. All violations will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. While attempts have been made to verify the information contained within this publication, neither the author nor the publisher assumes any responsibility for errors, omissions, interpretation or usage of the subject matter herein. This publication contains the opinions and ideas of its author and is intended for informational purpose only. The author and publisher shall in no event be held liable for any loss or other damages incurred from the usage of this publication.

    FIRST STEP:

    Before proceeding, visit http://www.instantseries.com, and join the INSTANT Newsletter now.

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    CONTENTS

    Chapter 1 - Thou Shalt Be Witty

    - At A Loss For Wit

    - Why Witty?

    - Exercise: Witty Or Not

    Chapter 2 - How to Use Forced Wit to Prepare the Right Things to Say

    - Forced To Be Witty

    - Create Twister Simulation

    - Twist Into Wit

    - Exercise: Stock Up Your Repertoire Of Repartees

    Chapter 3 - How to Use Responsive Wit to Fuel Your Responses

    - Gauge To Engage

    - Random Responsiveness

    - Exercise: All About Response And Reaction

    Chapter 4 - How to Use Observant Wit in Tough Situations

    - Observe The Mood Of Others

    - Wit Over Others

    - Exercise: Be People Smart Witty

    Chapter 5 - How to Use Imitation Wit to Handle Difficult People

    - Follow The Flow

    - Imitation Over Intimidation

    - Battle Of The Wits

    - Exercise: Your Wit Of Imitation

    Chapter 6 - How to Use Creative Wit to Banter and Condition Your Mind to be Naturally Witty

    - Perceive Uniquely

    - Creative Reversal

    - Cut With Your Sharp Wit

    - Mentally Flip, Twist, Or Bend Objects

    - Whiplash Imagery Wit-Lash

    Chapter 7 - How to Use Improvisational Wit to Think Fast on Your Feet in Social Situations

    - Ready...And Action!

    - Utilize Improvisation

    - Exercise: Strip The Script

    Chapter 8 - How to Use Structural Wit to Guide Your Interaction

    - Follow A Tour Guide

    - Reframed Response

    - If/Then Cause And Effect

    - Unlimited Wit

    Chapter 9 - Sharpen Your Wit Now

    - Exercise 1: Enter The Twister

    - Exercise 2: Pull Inspiration From Imitation

    - Exercise 3: Cracking Tough Individuals

    - Exercise 4: Train To be Creatively Witty

    - Exercise 5: Uncover The Keywords

    - Exercise 6: Glory Images Of Wit

    - Exercise 7: Master Fancy Linguistic Control

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