A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 1)
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This ebook comprises 375 comedic quotations by 243 known authors, 125 unknown authors and 7 anonymous authors. The known authors are enumerated below. The quotations have been collected manually over a period of many years. They were collected from magazines, newspapers, television, billboards, friends and relatives, business associates and many others.
A->: A. Whitney Brown, Ambrose Bierce, Andrew Dice Clay, Andy Rooney, Anita Wise, Ann Landers, Anna Quindlen, Anonymous, Art Buchwald, Arthur Godfrey and Author Unknown.
B->: Benjamin Franklin, Bette Midler, Bill Clinton, Bill Dana, Bob Hope, Bobcat Goldthwait, Brian Kernighan and Bumper Sticker.
C->: California Bumper Sticker, Carol Burnett, Carole Tabron, Chauney Mitchell Depew, Cher, Clarence Darrow, Conan O'Brien, Confucius and Craig Ferguson.
D->: Dan Quayle, Dave Barry, David H. Kim, David Letterman, Decca Recording Co., Dennis Leary, Devil's Dictionary, Diary of a Dick, Dick Cavett, Don Rickles, Dorothy Parker, Doug Larson and Dr. Jack Hodgins.
E->: Earl Wilson, Ediburgh Pub, Elayne Boosler, Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen Perry Berkeley, Erma Bombeck, Ernest van den Haag and Evelyn Hendrickson.
F->: Fats Domino, Francis Cardinal Spellman, Frank Zappa and Franklin P. Jones.
G->: George Burns, George Carlin, George W. Bush, George Wendt, Gore Vidal, Graffiti and Groucho Marx.
H->: H. E. Martz, H. L. Mencken, Harris G., Harry S. Truman, Harvey Rowe, Helen Rowland, Henny Youngman, Henry Louis Mencken, Herbert Hoover, Herbert Samuel, Herman Wouk, Homer Simpson, Honore de Balzac, Howard Scott and Hunter McGirt.
I-> : Ivern Ball.
J->: J. Paul Getty, Jack Canfield, Jack Handey, Jack Nicholson, and Jack Yelton.
M->: Mae West, Mark Twain, Marlon Brando, Merv Stockwood, Mihael Moore, Michael Nelson, Michael Sinz, Mike De La Vina, Mike Patton, Molly McGee, Monica Piper, Monty Burns, Mooch, Muhammad Ali and Murphy's Law.
N->: Nan Porter, Nancy Astor, Nicholas Chamfort, Nikita Kruschev and Norman Juster.
P->: P. J. O'Rourke, Paul Lynde, Paul Merton, Paula Pundstone, Penn Jillette, Phyllis Diller and Professor Irwin Corey.
R->: Redd Foxx, Rev. Danny Brake, Richard J. Ferris, Rita Mae Brown, Rita Rudner, Robert Anton Wilson, Rodney Dangerfield, Ronald Reagan and Ross MacDonald.
S->: S. A. Sachs, Samuel Goldwyn, Sarcasm Society, Sir Winston Churchill, Spike Milligan, Steve Landesberg and Steve Martin.
T->: Tallulah Bankhead, Taran Killam, Ted Whitehead, Tera Ellefson, Thomas Watson, Tina Fey and Top Dollar.
V->: Victoria Jackson.
W->: W. C. Fields, Walter Matthau, Will Rogers, William E. Simon and Woody Allen.
Z->: Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Thomas J. Strang
Tom is semi-retired from the accounting profession where he worked for 30 years as a bookkooper, auditor, accounting manager and assistant controller. He currently operates his own accounting, bookkeeping and tax service. He is currently married to Jennifer. He has 2 children Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dental assistant. He has always loved books and collecting quotes for many, many years. He tries to live by them since they provide motivation and inspiration.
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A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 1) - Thomas J. Strang
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A Comprehensive Collection of Comedic Quotations (Part 1)
Thomas J. Strang
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Copyright 2015 Thomas J. Strang
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Biography:
I thought it would be appropriate to include a biography. I have always loved quotations and have tried to live by them. This, of course, includes The Bible as well. We live in a world where so many bad things happen, I would prefer to uplift people rather than tear them down Anyway, I am a veteran of the accounting and computer professions. My father told me to enter it many years ago and you will never be out of work. He was right! He also said, the U.S. economy is rapidly becoming a service economy where products will be made somewhere else.
This was a man with a 6th grade education who worked for United States Steel Corporation for 42 years. He was an auto mechanic, plumber and carpenter. He could handle just about anything mechanical. Well, after 30 years in the professions I decided to open my own practice. Sounds easy! Just remember, you have to be willing to work 80 hours a week for yourself so you won’t have to work 40 hours a week for someone else. I have been married for 15 years to Jennifer. We have 2 children, Michael and Gracie. Michael is a computer technician and Gracie is a dentist assistant. All proceeds from the sale of this book will go to help the poor. This will help people get back on their feet again. More to Follow.
Enjoy and God Bless.
Tom
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