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Point Running
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Point Running

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A character-driven collection of three chapbooks in one. Exploring the
glory of those who have the courage to run from something.

A cow farmer’s married just the wrong kind of person and has to run.
An agent for autopsy doctors has to run down the man who ran out on
him, just for curiosity’s sake.

The daughter of a lukewarm poet runs after the father who ran out on
her; she doesn’t want kids but she’s curious about her dad’s genetic makeup,
just in case her would-be husband forces her to change her mind
about family.

BEN OHMART runs BearManor Media, a publisher of entertainment
biographies, and is the author of books on Mel Blanc, Don Ameche, Joan
Davis and others. He lives in Kyoto, Japan, thankfully unaffected by
March 11th.

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Release dateAug 3, 2015
ISBN9781310387388
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    A character-driven collection of three chapbooks in one. Exploring the glory of those who have the courage to run from something.

    A cow farmer’s married just the wrong kind of person and has to run.

    An agent for autopsy doctors has to run down the man who ran out on him, just for curiosity’s sake.

    The daughter of a lukewarm poet runs after the father who ran out on her; she doesn’t want kids but she’s curious about her dad’s genetic make-up, just in case her would-be husband forces her to change her mind about family.

    Ben Ohmart runs BearManor Media, a publisher of entertainment biographies, and is the author of books on Mel Blanc, Don Ameche, Joan Davis and others. He lives in Kyoto, Japan, thankfully unaffected by March 11th.

    For Jason Logan

    Because you’re so damn smart

    xxxxx

    her and I were like the lick

    between your fingers to get the bag open:

    there’s something there

    for the greater good, to do something

    but when you’re done,

    it’s just spit

    realize this is just my story

    merely that, like which way

    the cat’s going to come

    with both of you calling

    think of the hills of Kentucky

    and breathe in all that cow

    because that’s the only thing

    you’ll see, smell, wonder about

    no cable nor cable modem out here

    this is where people like your grandma

    have warm card decks on the hutch

    out in the open, ready to be seen

    and played with, when talk wasn’t cheap

    but traded evenly and with butter on the breath

    a horse is a car and you get the idea

    you have an audience with your wife

    the pear me and May’d split

    if conflab is a piece of fruit, I’d always

    be the one to cut in — remove the seeds —

    hand her a piece, not because I had to

    but sometimes with some peoplefolk

    if you don’t take charge, you don’t eat

    whatever I wanted to talk about

    was what she talked about

    I talked about that, I mean I asked her

    about that, but she was one of those

    nonever minders that grandma started out as

    it wasn’t that May had an old mind

    but she had no opinions

    it wasn’t that she didn’t care, I think,

    about where we had dinner

    those couple times in our lives we’d eat out

    but maybe she didn’t like being our divining rod

    this is me personally talking

    because this isn’t the kind of thing you

    get fact outa her, she won’t talk

    even if that’s the way you’re leaning

    she didn’t want to be blamed

    if the food was black, the service ignored you,

    and it has happened

    if the shoes were too tight,

    maybe I should buy them

    that rationale of station

    you know,

    but not a vain or complex woman

    she was simple, called herself simple

    and you can’t extinguish that with

    simple minded gab

    she was smart on the word searches

    and if you hummed a tune you couldn’t catch

    she was sure to offer suitable service

    after just a couple squirts

    that’s the kinda woman to have

    so you just get used to making your mind up

    every morning with the bed, every nightcall

    when the radio has to turn on,

    what’s for dinner, what’s for breakfast

    and she didn’t mind making it

    I could’ve squandered a morning on

    kangaroo pie with jellyfish on rusk

    and that’s exactly the gist of what I’d receive

    in the house or no

    there’s a cousin between being

    used to something and liking it

    we all get comfortable with the chair

    then it breaks and your butt don’t feel well for it

    until both amples of fat have a chance to settle in

    this is how it went

    for years

    on years, and I was getting on

    and May had herself a spell with her arm

    and learnt most things with her right,

    being a lefty after all, she was an amateur sport

    we knew each other, we were used to the sight

    the smells, we timed each other out

    for the bathroom, for what had to happen and

    what didn’t have to if it wasn’t time for it

    there was sex and the talk of love and no kids and

    no animals because it gave us that sense

    of getting off the farm even though both

    of us knew it couldn’t happen because

    when you’re in charge of more cows than

    one cares to admit to, you can’t just up

    and call them together, not even if a tornado comes up

    and say, Girls, we’re off

    then take your Alaskan cruise like that

    I did have a desire or a dream or a wakey dream

    that we’d loaded all them up onto a boat

    geared by the Love Boat people, so there was

    laughing out of nowhere whenever there was

    a cow on deck in between Gary Burghoff and

    Don Ameche, then more come on in

    but if you don’t have a cat to concern yourself with

    you can tell you and your self and her

    that anytime you feel like upping

    there it is

    the door

    you know what it’s for, but what’s best is

    it’s completely usable.

    this is what we silently promised ourselves

    reneged on and got on with our lives of

    growing up and out separately

    sure, I got out the cards — Rummy was our game

    and we had a collection of cds from oldies.com

    ordered from the library computer

    that told our years together:

    we’d been to a Hall & Oates concert once

    oh yes

    sat so far away from the chubby blonde guy

    who wore sunglasses all through the thing

    that I could barely recognize the tunes as they came past

    then the figures a couple chairs over started to stand

    and clap all the way thru, but that’s for another time

    point being told, I tried to keep us up on

    growing together through the gift of compatible literature

    like foods

    the art of conversation

    while she painted with her fingernails

    there wasn’t much to her part

    after a time, you stop trying to

    have you ever nattered a long time at a wall?

    what’s it going to say?

    there’s my point told

    every day I’d greet the sun with my hands

    on some cold cow that would groan

    no matter what I did

    I spoke to Nel and Quinn and the rest of them

    saving my best jokes for them, because like plants,

    they can see through you

    a laugh’s not a laugh unless your belly yeah quivers

    if you put on something

    it doesn’t necessarily do good

    it might set there

    it might eat away at the inside of a cow

    like pouring coke in a steak,

    though I’ve always doubted that one

    point being told that I could make myself

    laugh with these choicers, and that’s what’s called

    high frivolity.

    makes the milks feel good

    not belly churning milkshakes

    but there’s a goodness that comes out

    same thing with May

    except that

    I’ll blame myself for this here

    I kind of stopped trying to reach her

    sure, there was a week I did my cow jokes

    but what happens when your wife

    doesn’t laugh at you? I mean intentional

    do you keep going at it?

    I tried on this thought for a while

    no response

    well

    maybe once a month

    then I was sweet to her instead

    romantic, like

    the weeks before we were married

    when everything I said seemed to matter

    I got the attention

    like no attention I never got

    from my dad, not from my brothers

    not from the last few years with May

    that’s for sure

    which could’ve been the end of myself

    the self I’d spent so much time developing

    who you think you’re

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