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    Stupid Poems 12

    By Ian Vannoey

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    Are you ever annoyed by TV newsreaders when they sit on sofas, or are unwilling to pronounce difficult foreign names? If so, this is the book for you. In Ian’s traditional style, Stupid Poems 12 features a unique combination of highbrow interests and a childish sense of humour. There are the usual sideways takes on familiar themes, which in this case include ‘Waltzing Matilda’, garden pests and the classical myth of Dido and Aeneas. In the words of one reviewer, Stupid Poems 11 was ‘juvenile’ and ‘vulgar’; if this is your kind of humour, you’ll enjoy Stupid Poems 12. This volume will be of particular interest if you are Australian, Welsh, or a goat.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTroubador Publishing Ltd
    Release dateFeb 28, 2016
    ISBN9781785894725
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    Ian Vannoey

    Ian Vannoey was a science teacher prior to suffering a stroke which ended a teaching career which took him around the UK and over to Spain. Originally a Londoner Ian has now lived for many years in Cornwall. 

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