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    A True Pessimist
    A True Pessimist
    A True Pessimist
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    A True Pessimist

    By Alan Chains

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    A True Pessimist is a humorous short story by Alan Chains, writer of Return to Island X.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAlan Chains
    Release dateJan 23, 2016
    A True Pessimist
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    Alan Chains

    Alan Chains, writer of fantasy, crime, thriller, science fiction stories has recently published an epic debut novel, Return to Island X. Visit the website and follow for more updates! http://www.alanchains.com/

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