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    Lame Jokes Rule: 500 Eye-Rolling Jokes, Puns, Guffaws, Gut-Busters and Groaners
    Lame Jokes Rule: 500 Eye-Rolling Jokes, Puns, Guffaws, Gut-Busters and Groaners
    Lame Jokes Rule: 500 Eye-Rolling Jokes, Puns, Guffaws, Gut-Busters and Groaners
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    Lame Jokes Rule: 500 Eye-Rolling Jokes, Puns, Guffaws, Gut-Busters and Groaners

    By Chris Doelle

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    Chris Doelle has always been a fan of lame, corny jokes and has become known as quite the jokester online. His hashtag #lamejokesrule has grown into an online phenomenon prompting the release of this book.

    This collection of one-liners, rib ticklers and belly laughs are just a sampling of what you can get by following Chris online via his many social media profiles. Enjoy!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChris Doelle
    Release dateMay 7, 2015
    ISBN9781310127724
    Lame Jokes Rule: 500 Eye-Rolling Jokes, Puns, Guffaws, Gut-Busters and Groaners
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    Chris Doelle

    Chris Doelle is a teacher, father, coach, husband and student. His goal in life is to share the good stories and fight the good fight. Chris has been an entrepreneur since junior high school, a fan of Texas high school football since he played at Vanderbilt Industrial in the early 80s, a lifelong learner and sharer of anything he finds "cool." Chris makes his home with his wife and kids in Central Texas and can be found on any Friday night in Fall somewhere across the state watching what he calls "the greatest sport in the greatest state" ™ - Texas high school football! Chris is also founder of Lone Star Gridiron, the top site for news and information about Texas high school football. (www.lonestargridiron.com) To contact Chris Doelle for speaking engagements (organizations, schools, student-athletes) or one-on-one coaching. Phone: 713-269-4620 Email: cdoelle@gmail.com LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/chrisdoelle/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chris.doelle Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/ChrisDoelle Instagram: http://instagram.com/chrisdoelle Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/freshmedia/

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      Lame Jokes Rule - Chris Doelle

      Lame Jokes Rule

      500 eye-rolling jokes, puns, guffaws, gut-busters and groaners

      By Chris Doelle

      Dedication

      "To all the jesters in my life,

      the funniest of whom were my father, brother and wife."

      I am blessed to have been surrounded by people who would rather make folks laugh than hurt others.

      Foreword

      Many of you found this book through the hashtag #lamejokesrule. It is a hashtag I invented several years ago when posting my first lame joke to Facebook.

      Where do soldiers keep their armies? In their sleevies! #lamejokesrule

      Little did I know that it would be the start of a multi-year quest for the lamest of the lame. I have since posted thousands of groaners across Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+ and many more social media sites. The response has been wonderful!

      This book was created as a result of all the great feedback from friends and readers. Enjoy!

      On with the jokes…

      What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

      Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Skip it.

      People say I am addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop any time I want.

      A man sent in ten entries to a newspaper's pun contest in the hopes that one would win. Sadly, No pun in ten did...

      What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm

      To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

      Why was Cinderella bad at sports? because she always ran away from the ball.

      Studies tell us there are over 7 million overweight people. This of course, is only round figures.

      What does a snob pack before his trip? His snoot-case.

      Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

      Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

      What is beautiful, gray and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant

      Do you know anything about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic? She was in two minds as to whether there’s a dog!

      Argon walks into a bar, the bartender tells argon to

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