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    Sports Jokes
    Sports Jokes
    Sports Jokes
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    Sports Jokes

    By Jeo King

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    Sports Jokes
    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !
    Have fun and laugh!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMARINE PUBLISHING
    Release dateMay 5, 2016
    ISBN9781365043703
    Sports Jokes

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      Sports Jokes - Jeo King

      JOKES

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      Jokes Series

      Copyright© 2016 Biography Series

      Published by Leo King

      Marine Publishing Edition License Notes

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Amazon.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy.

      Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      SPORTS JOKES

      Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash

      Vote: +1-1Joke has 86.76 % from 376 votes.

      On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. What are those?, asks the attendant. They’re called tees replies Tiger. Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for? inquires the Irishman. They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving, says Tiger. Fookin Jaysus, says the Irishman, BMW thinks of everything!"

      Vote: +1-1Joke has 74.59 % from 126 votes.

      An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,Seven Points. His wife rolls over and says, What in the world was that? The old man replied, It's fart football! A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - Touchdown, tie score! After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7! Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - Touchdown, tie score! Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14! Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, What the heck was that? The old man replied, Half-time, Switch sides!

      Vote: +1-1Joke has 73.04 % from 323 votes.

      After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

      Vote: +1-1Joke has 71.72 % from 46 votes.

      It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a

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