Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids
By Rob Elliott and Gearbox
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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of jokes for every occasion and every member of the family! A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.
Get ready for a barrel of laughs in a pint-sized package: the jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and puns don’t stop coming in Rob Elliott’s new collection of never-before-heard instant classics. Fresh and clean, this book is for good times with the whole family that will never grow old.
Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke? A: Are you sure? It’s gonna be cheesy!
If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
Rob Elliott
Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 6 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.
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Laugh-Out-Loud Awesome Jokes for Kids - Rob Elliott
Begin Reading
Q: Why can’t you trust artists?
A: They’re sketchy.
Q: Why did the baseball coach go to the bakery?
A: He needed a batter.
Q: What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
Q: Where do you take a bad rainbow?
A: To prism.
Q: What kind of monster never irons its clothes?
A: A wash-and-wear-wolf.
Q: What do you call someone who grabs your cat and runs?
A: A purr snatcher.
Q: How do you get a bargain on a cruise vacation?
A: Look for a clearance sail.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Don’t you mean to whom
?
Q: What did the buck say to the doe?
A: I’m fawned of you, my deer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ache.
Ache who?
Bless you!
Bob: Did you hear about the farmer who wrote a joke book?
Bill: No, is it any good?
Bob: The jokes are pretty corny!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hector.
Hector who?
When the Hector you going to open the door?
Emma: Can February March?
Leah: No, but April May!
Q: What do you call a nose with no body?
A: Nobody knows!
Q: Which has more courage, a rock or a tree?
A: A rock, because it’s boulder!
Josh: Do you think change is hard?
Joe: I sure do! Have you ever tried to bend a quarter?
Dave: Did you like my joke about the fish?
Adam: Not really.
Dave: Well, if you can think of a better fish joke, let minnow!
Isaiah: How smart are you, Mason?
Mason: I’m so bright my mom calls me sun
!
Stanley: What happened when you found out your toaster wasn’t waterproof?
Dudley: I was shocked!
Q: Why did the banana put on sunscreen?
A: It was starting to peel.
Q: Why did the Starburst go to school?
A: He wanted to be a Smartie!
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m turning into a piano.
Doctor: Well, that’s just grand!
Q: Where do you learn to saw wood?
A: In a boarding school.
Q: What is a soda’s favorite subject in school?
A: Fizz-ics!
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