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    Things We All Hate: "Don't you Hate it...?"
    Things We All Hate: "Don't you Hate it...?"
    Things We All Hate: "Don't you Hate it...?"
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    Things We All Hate: "Don't you Hate it...?"

    By The Unknown Comic

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    The guy with the bag over his head - The Unknown Comic, as seen on The Gong Show! - treats us to the Best that aging has to offer. Namely...

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    ................. well, there are lots and LOTS of jokes about wrinkles, sex and the bathroom to start with!

    Enjoy!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBearManor Media
    Release dateMay 23, 2017
    ISBN9781370922123
    Things We All Hate: "Don't you Hate it...?"

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      Book preview

      Things We All Hate - The Unknown Comic

      Things we HATE about LIFE

      Don't you HATE it when everyone gets the joke, except you…?

      Don't you HATE it when you have one of those days that isn't Saturday…?

      Don't you HATE it when you stop to smell the roses and prick your nose…?

      Don't you HATE it when you spend 20 minutes trying to fold a fitted sheet…?

      Don't you HATE it when you find yourself pushing on a door that says pull…?

      Don't you HATE it when you yell, Who made this mess? then realize it was you…?

      Don't you HATE it when you have days where you wish you had more middle fingers…?

      Don't you HATE it when you don't forward a chain letter…and the next day, you die…?

      Don't you HATE it when you're Not invited to a Party, you wouldn't have gone to anyway…?

      Don't you HATE it when you start at the bottom and somehow manage to get lower…?

      Don't you HATE it when there are 5 lines at the supermarket and you get into the slowest one…?

      Don't you HATE it when you join the Navy to see the world and end up spending 4 years on a submarine…?

      Don't you HATE it when someone accidently sets your hair on fire and then tries to put it out with a Pitchfork…?

      Don't you HATE it when you're in a good mood and someone says something bad and ruins everything…?

      Don't you HATE it when you discover you've been pronouncing a word wrong your entire life…?

      Don't you HATE it when you're looking everywhere for your sunglasses and they're on top of your head…?

      Don't you HATE it when you get overly excited for something but then it ends up not happening…?

      Don't you HATE it when two minutes after an argument you always think of great things you shoulda said…?

      Don't you HATE it when you think you hear opportunity knocking and it turns out to be a Jehovah's witness…?

      Don't you HATE it when you're digging a hole to hide a body…and there's another body already there…?

      Don't you HATE it when you take your laundry to the cleaners and after looking at it, they refuse it…?

      Don't you HATE it when you walk into Abercrombie and Fitch and see pictures of you all over their walls…?

      Don't you HATE it when you go to a huge Sale at a store and everything is on sale except what you want to buy…?

      Don't you HATE it

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