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    A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition): Children's Classic - Humorous Stories & Poems for the Holiday Season
    A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition): Children's Classic - Humorous Stories & Poems for the Holiday Season
    A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition): Children's Classic - Humorous Stories & Poems for the Holiday Season
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    A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition): Children's Classic - Humorous Stories & Poems for the Holiday Season

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    In 'A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition)' by John Kendrick Bangs, readers are treated to a collection of heartwarming and humorous Christmas stories. Bangs' literary style is characterized by clever wit and charming storytelling, making this book a delightful read for all ages. Set in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, the stories capture the essence of Christmas traditions and the joy of the holiday season. The illustrated edition adds an extra layer of charm to the tales, making them come alive in a visual sense. Bangs' ability to blend humor with the sentimental creates a unique reading experience that is sure to enchant readers. John Kendrick Bangs, a prolific American author and editor, was known for his witty humor and imaginative storytelling. His career in literature and journalism equipped him with the skills to craft engaging and entertaining stories that have stood the test of time. 'A Little Book of Christmas' is a perfect choice for readers looking to imbibe the spirit of Christmas and enjoy timeless tales during the holiday season.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMusaicum Books
    Release dateJul 6, 2017
    ISBN9788075839473
    A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition): Children's Classic - Humorous Stories & Poems for the Holiday Season
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    John Kendrick Bangs

    John Kendrick Bangs (1862–1922) was an American writer and editor best known for his works in the fantasy genre. Bangs began his writing career in the 1880s when he worked for a literary magazine at Columbia College. Later, he held positions at various publications such as Life, Harper's Bazaar and Munsey’s Magazine. Throughout his career he published many novels and short stories including The Lorgnette (1886), Olympian Nights (1902) and Alice in Blunderland: An Iridescent Dream (1907).

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      A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition) - John Kendrick Bangs

      John Kendrick Bangs

      A Little Book of Christmas (Illustrated Edition)

      Children's Classic - Humorous Stories & Poems for the Holiday Season

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      musaicumbooks@okpublishing.info

      2017 OK Publishing

      ISBN 978-80-7583-947-3

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      Table of Contents

      A Toast to Santa Clause

      The Conversion of Hetherington

      A Merry Christmas Pie

      The Child Who Had Everything But

      A Holiday Wish

      Santa Clause and Little Billee

      Christmas Eve

      The House of the Seven Santas

      A Toast to Santa Clause

      Table of Contents

      The Conversion of Hetherington

      Table of Contents

      I

      Hetherington wasn't half a bad sort of a fellow, but he had his peculiarities, most of which were the natural defects of a lack of imagination. He didn't believe in ghosts, or Santa Claus, or any of the thousands of other things that he hadn't seen with his own eyes, and as he walked home that rather chilly afternoon just before Christmas and found nearly every corner of the highway decorated with bogus Saints, wearing the shoddy regalia of Kris-Kringle, the sight made him a trifle irritable. He had had a fairly good luncheon that day, one indeed that ought to have mellowed his disposition materially, but which somehow or other had not so resulted. In fact, Hetherington was in a state of raspy petulance that boded ill for his digestion, and when he had reached the corner of Forty-second Street and Fifth Avenue, the constant iteration and reiteration of these shivering figures of the god of the Yule had got on his nerves to such an extent as to make him aggressively quarrelsome. He had controlled the asperities of his soul tolerably well on the way uptown, but the remark of a small child on the highway, made to a hurrying mother, as they passed a stalwart-looking replica of the idol of his Christmas dreams, banging away on a tambourine to attract attention to the iron pot before him, placed there to catch the pennies of the charitably inclined wayfarer—Oh, mar, there's Sandy Claus now!—was too much for him.

      Tush! Nonsense! ejaculated Hetherington, glowering at the shivering figure in the turkey-red robe. The idea of filling children's minds up with such balderdash! Santa Claus, indeed! There isn't a genuine Santa Claus in the whole bogus bunch.

      The Saint on the corner banged his tambourine just under Hetherington's ear with just enough force to jar loose the accumulated irascibility of the well-fed gentleman.

      This is a fine job for an able-bodied man like you! said Hetherington with a sneer. Why don't you go to work instead of helping to perpetuate this annual fake?

      The Saint looked at him for a moment before replying.

      Speakin' to me? he said.

      Yes. I'm speaking to you, said Hetherington. Here's the whole country perishing for the lack of labor, and in spite of that fact this town has broken out into a veritable rash of fake Santa Clauses—

      That'll do for you! retorted Santa Claus. It's easy enough for a feller with a stomach full o' victuals and plenty of warm clothes on his back to jump on a hard-workin' feller like me—

      Hard-working? echoed Hetherington. I like that! You don't call loafing on a street corner this way all day long hard work, do you?

      He rather liked the man's spirit, despite his objection to his occupation.

      Suppose you try it once and find out, retorted Santa Claus, blowing on his bluish fingers in an effort to restore their clogged-up circulation. I guess if you tried a job like this just once, standin' out in the cold from eight in the mornin' to ten at night, with nothin' but a cup o' coffee and a ham-sandwich inside o' you—

      What's that? cried Hetherington, aghast. Is that all you've had to eat to-day?

      That's all, said the Saint, as he turned to his work with the tambourine. Try it once, mister, and maybe you won't feel so cock-sure about its not bein' work. If you're half the sport you think you are just take my place for a couple of hours.

      An appeal to his sporting instinct was never lost on Hetherington.

      By George! he cried. I'll go you. I'll swap coats with you, and while you're filling your stomach up I'll take your place, all right.

      What'll I fill me stomach up with? demanded the man. I don't look like a feller with a meal-ticket in his pocket, do I?

      I'll take care of that, said Hetherington, taking out a roll of bills and peeling off a two-dollar note from the outside. "There—you take that and blow yourself, and I'll take care of the kitty here till you come

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