Johnny Plutonium and Other Survival Stories: Humanity as an Endangered Species
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An accomplished storyteller and social essayist, Willson avails himself of a full repertoire of literary techniques to tease and taunt us into a deeper appreciation for What There Is, All Interconnected. How does humanity fit into The Whole Thing? Are we anything more than a temporary infestation? Willson's sharply cynical humor is tempered by an all-abiding love of life and living.
"Willson is writing about ideas that can't just be digested over lunchbreak cheeseburgers and then forgotten in the scheduled hectic afternoon of 'nomality'." --Ben G. Price, ANARCHY
"These are the musings of an agnostic pantheist, who is not above tackling that old philosophical chestnut called, 'free will.' Throughout my reading of these stories and pithy comments, the words of Shakespeare's Puck resurfaced again and again: 'What fools these mortals be!'" -- Fred Gillette Sturm, Department of Philosophy, University of New Mexico
PUBLISHER'S NOTE: Harry Willson's opposition to radioactive dumping in New Mexico led him to publish the anti-nuclear manifesto of physicist Charles L. Hyder, to support Dr. Hyder in his fast against the Waste Isolation Pilot Project in Carlsbad, New Mexico, and to personally provide testimony to the Department of Energy in opposition to the plant. It is our privilege to honor Harry Willson's wish that 10% of the proceeds from sales of this book be donated to these organizations: Citizens for Alternatives to Radioactive Dumping (CARD), Albuquerque, NM [www.cardnm.org] and Concerned Citizens for Nuclear Safety, Santa Fe, NM [www.nuclearactive.org].
Harry Willson
Harry Willson's formal schooling include a B.A. in chemistry and math at Lafayette College, Easton, PA, 1953 [summa cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa], and an M.Dv. [Master of Divinity] in ancient mid-east language and literature at Princeton Theological Seminary. He also became bilingual, through one year of Spanish Studies at the University of Madrid, and he studied Spanish, literature, philosophy, mythology and theatre arts at the University of New Mexico. He has the Diploma de Espanol como Lengua Extranjera from the University of Salamanca.He learned more by working: truck farming through high school and college in Williamsport, PA, and jackhammering in Lansdale, PA. He served as student pastor at the Presbyterian Church, Hamburg, NJ, for four years while in seminary.In 1958 he moved his family to New Mexico, where he served as bi-lingual missionary pastor, in Bernalillo, Alameda and Placitas for eight years. He served as Permanent Clerk of the Presbytery of Rio Grande, Chairman of Enlistments and Candidates, Chairman of the Commission on Race, and Moderator of the Presbytery.In 1966 he left the church, in sorrow and anger, mostly over its refusal to take a stand against the Vietnam War. He taught school for ten years, at the Albuquerque Academy and at Sandia Preparatory School.In 1976 he became self-employed, assisting in his wife's business, Draperies by Adela, and managing several businesses of his own, including worm ranching, organic gardening, conducting dream workshops, raising rabbits, selling fireplace inserts and caning chairs. All the while he was building a body of work as a writer. In 1986, he and Adela founded Amador Publishers.Throughout his life, Harry was an activist in peace and justice causes. In 1965 he answered Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s call for clergy to go to Selma, Alabama to assist in voter registration and demonstrations again police brutality in the wake of "Bloody Sunday." He participated in the successful march from Selma to Montgomery on March 25, where he personally witnessed Dr. King deliver his "How Long, Not Long" speech. In later years he joined the movement to stop radioactive dumping in New Mexico. He was a long-time member of the Humanist Society of New Mexico.Harry's work has been hard to classify, according to genre. He considered his outlook "planetary, unitary, peacemaking, anti-racist and anti-sexist, sensing the importance of the inner, curious, sensual, mythic."Harry Willson, prolific writer of fiction, satire, social commentary and philosophy, died on March 9, 2010 at the age of 77.
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Johnny Plutonium and Other Survival Stories - Harry Willson
JOHNNY PLUTONIUM AND OTHER SURVIVAL STORIES
humanity as an endangered species
Harry Willson
with illustrations by Claiborne O'Connor
Originally published in print under the title Vermin and Other Survival Stories
Copyright 1996 Harry Willson
published by
AMADOR PUBLISHERS
SMASHWORDS EDITION
ISBN: 978-0-938513-63-6
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cover art and illustrations copyright 1996 Claiborne O'Connor
DEDICATION
Dedicated, with profound thanks for titeless effort to:
Janet Greenwald
Garland Harris
PUBLISHER'S NOTE
It is our privilege to honor Harry Willson's wish that 10% of the
proceeds from sales of this book be donated to these organizations:
Citizens for Alternatives to Radioactive Dumping (CARD), Albuquerque, NM
www.cardnm.org
Concerned Citizens for Nuclear Safety, Santa Fe, NM
www.nuclearactive.org
JOHNNY PLUTONIUM AND OTHER SURVIVAL STORIES
humanity as an endangered species
CONTENTS
Author's Note: On Satire
Johnny Plutonium
The Leukemia Question
Peck o' Dirt
Too Cheap to Meter
Another Lottery
Duke City Mushroom
Stop the Machine
Toys and Money
Night Light
Something in the Cellar
Fertility Problems
High Tech
Rituals
The Chinese Plan
Watch on Big River
Undue Influence
Freewill, or Something
Report to Base
Job Two
If I Should Die
Would This Help?
Vermin
About the Author
AUTHOR'S NOTE: ON SATIRE
My Dear Muse,
This is to protest your laying on me the most difficult writing task there is -- satire. You fill me with a kind of moral indignation, about pretense and phoniness and lying in high places, and you combine that with an average or better awareness of what is going on in the world. You taught me to love to read. You gave me a working sense of humor. You let me walk in other people's moccasins, at least a little. You awakened in me an imagination and it survived the disastrous training of my childhood and youth. You force me to think that I can make up stories, to account for what I observe, although critics
have tossed the stories aside, calling them parables.
I don't mind so much your insisting that I write parables -- it's an old and venerable tradition which includes Nathan, Aesop, Jesus, Boccaccio, Bunyan, Twain and Shaw.
The school of satirists features my most highly regarded model of all, Jonathan Swift. No one ever did it, or will ever do it again, better than he. And he feels so contemporary! More than two and a half centuries ago he dealt definitively with lawyers, doctors, government bureaucrats, doublespeak, militarism and science. Instead of trying to write more satire, I sometimes think I should find a way to require all my potential readers to go back and read and memorize Gulliver's Travels. But you won't let me off that easily.
And it is becoming more and more difficult, whether you know it or not. You are aware that Tom Lehrer gave up satire, which he was very courageous in wielding and had become very good at. He first made us aware of Pollution,
and the need for lead B.V.D.'s,
and the shame of religion for sale, and the folly of American militarism and nuclear proliferation. He says he quit on the day that Henry Kissinger, one of the greatest war criminals of this century, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. You can't make a satire out of that kind of reality. It's already satire.
My work becomes more difficult all the time. The reality seems to come at us pre-packaged in the form of satire already. For example:
[1] The Department of Energy promises to keep radioactive material out of the environment
for 10,000 years. But consider:
[a] There is no place out of the environment
-- outer space is still in the environment.
[b] Ten thousand years ago was before the invention of agriculture.
[c] Language changes, almost to incomprehensibility, every 500 years; 10,000 years is twenty times that.
[d] The material that we need to be protected from will still be lethal after 250,000 years.
[e] The government is making, and allowing power companies to continue to make, still more of this material.
[2] The ozone layer, which shields the earth's surface from harmful cosmic radiation, is deteriorating, thanks to human use of a series of chemicals that do not occur free in nature. But consider:
[a] The U.S. government refuses to join a world-wide ban on those chemicals.
[b] Members of Congress mock the scientists who are unanimous in their agreement about this menace.
[c] Chemical companies resist proposed laws which would ban the chemicals ten years from now.
[d] Millions for research for cures,
but not one cent for prevention,
is the current motto.
You make it very difficult. Attempts to make jokes about leukemia result in what is called bad taste.
It becomes nothing better than, "Well, Mrs. Lincoln, besides that, how was the play?"
Environmentalists,
and I guess I'm one, are labeled a special interest group.
And you want me to make that seem funny! Isn't it already patently ridiculous? Isn't everyone an environmentalist? Can it be that only a special interest group
cares about the survival of the Biosphere, while the rest are busy profit-taking? So, I'm laughing. It only hurts when I laugh.
Your power over me, O Muse, is absolute, I realize. I cannot desist. Thanks to you I cannot and will not shut up. But I want you to know that your demands are verging on the unreasonable.
* * *
JOHNNY PLUTONIUM
In our neighborhood there are so many stray dogs, my wife and I can't take our daily walk here. We have to get in the car, pollute the air driving across the river, and go to the park across from the zoo. There we can hike all the way around the football field and the baseball diamond, while keeping the car in sight in the parking lot. I resent not being able to walk in our own neighborhood, and believe I could clear up the matter by carrying, and using when necessary, a baseball bat, but my wife won't hear of it. So we walk near the zoo.
One day we stopped short in our tracks. In front of us, near the end-zone of the empty football field, was a small, well-lettered sign, stapled to a clean wooden stick, which read:
Plutonium Pu
In front of the sign was a little mound of pale brownish crystals. We walked around, but said nothing, to anybody.
The next day, the sign was gone.
The day after that, there was a YAF game about to get under way, when we arrived for our walk. Youngsters, too young for such violent blocking and tackling in my opinion, were ready to play supervised, refereed, cheer-led football. But the game was not getting under way.
Parents of the youngsters were screaming at two young men in black-and-white striped shirts. "Well, do something!
Call the police!
Get it outa here!
I'm not letting my boy play in that stuff!"
We were able to get close enough to see that the plutonium sign was in place, behind another little pile of crystals.
"I don't think it is plutonium! one young father yelled.
I read that plutonium is white! This stuff is brown. It looks just like sand."
Yeah, but how do you know? How does anybody know?
a young mother asked.
Call the police! Call the F.B.I.!
More and more parents took up that cry.
We resumed our walk, and the game still hadn't started when we finished our two laps around the entire park.
The crowd was near panic when we drove away. We found nothing in the newspaper or on the TV news about the incident.
On subsequent hikes we found more little plutonium signs at different locations in the park, and on one occasion noticed one on the picnic table beside the swings and rides set up for toddlers.
Then stories did hit the papers. YAF games were canceled, or rescheduled. Some parents pulled their boys out of the league. Teams from the affluent northeast heights refused to play teams from the valley, where the zoo is located.
The city council saw fit to issue a press release to the media. There is no loose plutonium in Duke City,
it said. Someone with a sick mind is placing signs that say 'Plutonium' in city parks, for unknown reasons. It is a sort of terrorism. Plutonium is nothing to be afraid of. There is no plutonium in Duke City.
Plutonium signs have been found at the university soccer field, as well as other valley parks. A popular song has been written, and played on local radio, called, Plutonium in the Grass.
For some weeks we saw no more signs on our walks at the zoo. Then one day two police cars, with lights flashing, were in the parking lot and two police officers stood near the picnic table. When we approached, it became clear that they were questioning an elderly gentleman, who sat on the bench smiling benignly at the policemen. Surely it's not a crime to sit on a park bench, Gentlemen,
he was saying. He looked each policeman in the eye, one after the other.
Are these yours?
the older of the two officers asked, waving his hand at several baggies on the table. Each one contained some pale brown crystals.
They're my gift to the sovereign people,
the man answered cheerfully.
"So, they are yours," the policeman insisted.
Well, not really,
the man answered. Not any more.
Did you bring them here?
Yes, I did.
What's that stuff in 'em?
the younger policeman asked gruffly. Where'd you get 'em?
I got the material on the West Mesa. It's called 'blow sand,'
the old man replied. His white hair was ruffled, but he was not. I marvelled at how calm he was.
Blow sand! Why are you labeling it 'Plutonium'?
In order to raise the consciousness of the sovereign citizens of Duke City.
"Do you know what plutonium even is?" the older policeman asked. He also sounded out of patience.
I do,
the old man replied, although most of the sovereign citizens do not. It is a man-made substance, designed to cause extremely destructive explosions. It is radioactive and lethal, causing cancer in the lungs and on the skin of those who come into contact with it. It remains lethal for more than a quarter of a million years. One half-life of plutonium is twenty-five thousand years, which is more than twice the age of human civilization --
I don't need a lecture,
the policeman interrupted.
I'm very glad of that,
the old man said. Most of the sovereign citizens do.
We were amazed at his calm manner, and so were the police. They seemed to think he should be afraid of them, and he was not.
The younger officer said to the other, I think we should run him in. He's been causing panic, disturbing the peace, to say the least. We might even make a terrorism charge stick.
How can telling the truth be called terrorism?
the old man asked.
"Truth? the older cop yelped.
It's blow sand and you call it plutonium, and you want us to call that truth?"
But it is true that there is plutonium in the grass here.
The old man waved his hand out over the outfield of the baseball diamond.
Who says so?
the younger policeman barked. He turned to the older officer and said, I still think we should run him in, Sir.
Radioactive waste, including plutonium, is allowed into the sewer system, by vote of the City Council,
the old man said patiently.
Well, they have to do something with it,
the older cop said. He was more interested in the old man's ideas than the younger one, who seemed to want tough action without thinking about it.
They do, indeed,
the man said to the older policeman. "No one yet knows what to do with it. Putting it in the sewer, where it is gone out into the world, or burying it in the ground, where it cannot be retrieved and will end up out in the world -- there are several things they ought not to do with it. They also ought not to sprinkle it on the strawberries, or put it in the green chile stew."
The man and the older cop smiled at each other. So what about the sewer,
the cop asked.
The sludge from the sewage treatment plant has been spread on the grass of the public parks as fertilizer. It contains plutonium and other radioactive substances, which have been detected by the scientists at the Special Weapons Lab. The report was made public, but never publicized. So here am I, with my little attempt at consciousness-raising. I'm willing to publicize the truth that has been kept hidden.
Sir,
the younger officer said, he's been spreading panic.
Truth leads to panic sometimes,
the old man said. Depending on how it is taken. Truth will not remain hidden forever. Truth will out. When the young ball-players develop lung cancer, perhaps some years from now, truth will out.
The old man stared from one policeman's face to another.
Shall I cuff him, Sir?
the younger cop asked.
For what?
the old man asked mildly. Spreading truth? You'll cause more panic than I have yet caused.
I'm going to call headquarters,
the older policeman announced.
Yes,
the old man said, a little eagerly. Call the mayor. Call the TV stations. Call the editors of the newspapers.
My wife had been pulling on my arm persistently for some time, wanting to get going, before anything violent erupted. I let her drag me away, and when I looked back, the three were still talking earnestly.
THE LEUKEMIA QUESTION
A group of us, concerned about the government's plans to seal the fate of our state by making it the Nuclear Sacrifice Zone, announced a public demonstration at the office of our local congressman in downtown Duke City. A new bill had been proposed in Congress, which would exempt the Waste Isolation Pilot Project, called WIPP, from nuclear waste safety requirements and independent oversight. WIPP is the proposed repository for the transuranic waste
generated by the production of nuclear weapons.
Our media committee did its job, and for a brief period there were almost as many television reporters and camera-persons present as protestors. Some demonstrators carried signs that insisted that the Environmental Protection Agency and not the Department of Energy supervise the question of safety at the repository:
WE DEMAND EPA OVERSIGHT
WIPP IS NOT SAFE
CHECK DOE SAFETY RECORD
WIPP = CHERNOBYL
Other demonstrators carried more enigmatic signs:
GROUND ZERO
TRAIL OF BROKEN TREATIES
YOU CAN'T HUG CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS
THE ENEMY WITHIN
The TV cameras were concentrating on the leaders of our group, near the entrance to the office building. We protestors marched with our signs in front of the door, and then on down the block to the corner of the next street. At that point we wheeled around, turned our signs to face the street and the cameras, and paced back to a point beyond the entrance, where we turned around again and marched back.
After several marches back and forth on the sidewalk, I noticed a newcomer to the scene. He was standing at the corner of the building, leaning on the wall, with a sign over his head. I motioned to him to get in our line ahead of me, but he shook his head, No.
A boy of about eight years of age stood close to him. His refusal to join us puzzled me, until I read his sign on the