My Crazy Alien Romance Series

What's a witch to do? She has no power to fight the sexy alien and can't fight his power over her.  Topper didn't always like being responsible, but as the head witch in the town of Magic, she has to do the right thing. That means no more chasing adventure fantasies for a while. It means no out of country safaris or whitewater river rafting until Magic's latest witchery fiasco is over.  Nothing on either planet explains why the allegedly mature Glacieran male steps from the portal completely naked. Topper doesn't care how handsome Stark is or how impressive a man package he's sporting. On top of not caring one whit that he's embarrassed her and all the witches gathered to help, Stark is the most arrogant being she has ever met. This includes her three mythological Goddess friends--the Fates--who decide to amuse themselves by taking some of her powers away without telling her why. Getting some new friends just went on her to-do list. When the men in black suits and a nosy scientist arrive in the middle of their crisis, the additional troublemakers cap off the worst week Topper can ever remember having in her entire witchy life. The only bright spot is that Stark--for all his arrogance--turns out to be a sleek, sexy, and talented alien animal in bed. What he makes her feel is real magic and she intends to enjoy it while she can. He's the one male whose memories she won't need to wipe when it's over because Stark's leaving anyway.

Honeymoons are supposed to be magical, not make you lose magical control. Alaska is not as cold as Glacier, but it's the closest Topper can get to giving her new alien husband the perfect wedding gift. A sled dog ride through the falling snow was supposed to be both romantic and fun.  And it was until she started exploding snow.  Something very strange is happening to her magic and Topper doesn't know what. It better not be the Fates again, or they'll be eating fast food for the rest of their unnaturally long lives because she won't be cooking for them. When an enemy from Stark's past hunts them down, she has no choice except to risk using her magic to save them both. Goddess help her. She can't lose the only male she's ever loved.

Welcome to Magic, New Mexico—otherwise known as Crazytown.  Snow zones and ice patches are popping up all over. It's Topper's job to fix this conundrum even though she's four months pregnant, yet looks like she's about to give birth any second. The cold patches aren't melting like ice should in New Mexico heat.  Add in fish shifter Alfred's infatuation with a cat woman and there is double chaos… mainly due to the fact that cats tend to eat fish. When random aliens begin appearing too, it's all Topper can do not to turn the entire town into donkeys so she can give birth in peace. Something has to give.  What's a pregnant witch to do? Solve Magic's problems, that's what. But it's easier said than done. Topper feels ill-equipped to be a mother, even if the child rapidly growing inside her obviously doesn't agree. Growing at twice the rate of a normal baby, her daughter will arrive sooner than she can say Blessed Be. But why in the heck hasn't she known all this time that her alien husband, Stark, has a twin sister? Men never tell you the important stuff, no matter which planet they hail from. Whatever… With her daughter on the way and the town in peril, Topper will sprint to the rescue once again… or waddle.  Goddess help everyone when she figures out what in her purple-haired glory days is going on.

It may be snowing everywhere else, but in Magic, New Mexico, it's hotter than ever!   The holidays are happening in Magic but temperatures are still sweltering. Despite all Topper's lectures to her young witch daughter about life in a desert climate, Jessica longs to celebrate the festive season like people in cooler climates do. The main thing on Jessica's holiday wishlist is getting her witch mother and alien father to make her some snow. Conjuring cold is not a magical problem for Topper, or for Stark who's an alien from an ice planet, but getting rid of the men in black who show up to investigate it will be.    Jessica's insistent demands are already driving Topper crazy, but the arrival of Dr. Lena Verglas from the University of New Mexico makes things even worse. The human doctor of climate science wants to build a bio-dome and make it snow in the desert. Magic tolerating a bunch of human academics moving into town? That's never happening as long as Topper can prevent it.    Thankfully, Sheriff Theo and Deputy Calix—Magic's dragon law keepers—are both in favor of running the human scientist off. Or at least they were until Deputy Calix started sleeping with her. Dragons and their outrageous libidos are one more problem Topper doesn't need this holiday season.   Could things get any worse? The arrival of six more naked aliens from Glacier makes the answer a definite yes. When she adds in dealing with a set of bad hyena shifter parents, entertaining a bunch of Greek dragons, and Stark wanting to have another baby—it's all enough to send Topper right over the top.    As the witch in charge, she's got to get a handle on the mounting chaos before it's too late. 

Nothing about Topper's life is remotely familiar anymore.   Who knew mating an alien would net her a teenage witch in just a few years? Topper sure didn't.    Now she's also expecting a son who's letting her know daily how much he's inherited from his ice planet loving father. Unfortunately, spontaneous ice in the dessert and Topper wanting to wear fur is drawing the wrong attention to her beloved town. A trip to Glacier to visit Stark's goddess isn't the easy fix she hoped for, but her alien mate is convinced it will help.   Luck being what it is—especially when the Fates are involved—the day before they leave teenager, Jessica, gets assigned her first witch familiar. Worse, the witch responsible for the assignment turns out to be one of Topper's old enemies. Before Topper can unravel what stinks about the situation, her coming of age daughter bonds with the vicious, fanged-toothed koala. When her alien mate seconds keeping the infamous "drop bear" there's not much Topper can do but go along.    Now Jessica's stuck with the animal for at least the probation period, which means Topper's also stuck. It also means Koala Kevin from down under is heading through a travel portal to the ice planet of Glacier with them.   Goddess, help them all.   ***NOTE:  A shorter version of this story was published in Pets In Space 4. Expanded content contains approximately 18,000 additional words.