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You've Got a Good Friend in Me
You've Got a Good Friend in Me
You've Got a Good Friend in Me
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Youve Got a Good Friend in Me is a musical, comedy, action, epic, romantic, and friendship adventure about this good, beautiful Puerto Rican-European witch from New York City named Pamela Denise Palmieri, who is an actress, singer, and all-around superheroine who wants everybody to be themselves and not change for these haters, and she stops this evil Mexican-American witch named Tabitha Shelby Arevalo, who wants people to change their ways in a very bad way or they will all be vanquished because she doesnt care about anybody but herself at all! But Pamela knows many ways to stop her and her gang from doing a whole lot of harm to everyone because she loves and cares for everybody and wants them around, and everybody loves Pamela too. Then she befriends this sweet, whip-smart, handsome, but very lonely kid named Preston Jerome Johnson, who joins with her and all her friends. They get to know him and get along with him, and Preston is very friendly.
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Preston Jerome Richardson

My name is Preston Jerome Richardson, born in the city of Chicago, Illinois, but was raised in a small town called Aurora, Illinois. I was really struggling with life in general, feeling that everybody hated me because I was always cheerful and was a kid with many big and cool dreams that I wanted in my life: have plenty of friends, meet celebrities, be a star as well, and meet beautiful girls whom I wanted to love me for me. I was picked on, bullied, threatened, and called names and was lonely, hurting inside, and in tears all the time with nobody there to help me with anything at all. I hope that you all would find this story of mine, You’ve Got a Good Friend in Me, very interesting to help you because now I’ve got plenty of friends whom I want to thank very much for helping me achieve my goals and teaching me to never give up ever—even if or when things don’t seem right at the time. So don’t any of you give up on any of your passions. Stay strong, keep your head up high, hang on, and keep the faith because God is by your side always. He knows all your struggles, and everything will be all right as promised. And always remember that you’ve got a good friend in me too! I love you all! —PRESTON RICHARDSON

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    It was 4:30m in the morning next to Nevada in the state of California, there are beautiful mountains that we all see all over the land while it was still dark outside and the stars were still up. That is until the sun started to rise again, and we are away from the mountains, cactuses, the desert, straight to the cornfields of the lands, a rooster crows twice, and a dog barks so early in the morning in about 6:30am. Then there is a dirt road where a big truck is driving on that road pass a big farm on the left to a regular open road. The truck turns right on that road passes one of the expressways going straight over to the city of Los Angeles by going under the bridge of it. Then we all head over to the big city in the land of make believe all around Los Angeles, Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Culver City, Burbank, and many California towns next to those cities in the Los Angeles/Hollywood area. And part of Los Angeles near the North Hollywood District by Studio City at a street called Deervale Place close to Sherman Oaks was a great big penthouse owned by a beautiful Mexican good witch, and the mayor of all of the Los Angeles/Hollywood area in California named Yvonne Maria Sanchez who happens to be the oldest stepsister in the family born originally from Costa Rica in Mexico. But in the meantime in that house, there was her beautiful youngest stepsister who is just about as pretty as Yvonne, also a Mexican witch, but very evil, and no good. Her name is Tabitha Shelby Arevalo. And she has been very jelous of her older stepsister since day one, and wants to be as extremely popular just like her, but nobody in Los Angeles wouldn’t give her any chances like that because she’s rotten, evil, stuck up, snotty, selfish, stubborn, self destructive, mean, nasty, self centered, insecure, disgusting, and just plain bad. And she wants to take over Yvonne’s future for everybody for good. Right now, she is sitting down in the dining room table soaking in sorrows trying to eat her pancakes, but she could barely eat them, including her eggs, and sausages because she’s got too many things on her mind of being popular like her elder stepsister Yvonne, but nobody is available to help her out with that at her own household on her stepsister’s roof either. She, and her evil great dane who is also not very nice were at the dining room table alone feeling sorry for themselves while Tabitha started talking to both herself, and her great dane named Riccardo saying that nothing cool will come true in their lives because Yvonne always get all the breaks.

    Tabitha: You want to know something, Riccardo? I’ve tried my very doggone best to prove to everybody just how good I am to be famous as well, including to a lot of gorgeous guys that I like a lot. But they just don’t like me right back at all. I’m a beautiful woman too, you know.

    Riccardo: (barking.) WOOF! WOOF!

    Tabitha: Yes, I know, boy. But you see, I can barely enjoy life here in the future anymore. Everything’s changed. And everybody happens to have a whole lot going for themselves now, that includes my stepsister Yvonne Maria Sanchez who always thinks that she’s all that. Right? Wrong! I want to be the first to be famous, rich, and popular! My stepsister shouldn’t have any of that at all! I should because I deserve the best! I don’t know why my stepsister’s got it all! I ought to go slap her in the face for taking my routine like this! But in the meantime, I’ll always end up being a nobody for everyone. That’s right, Riccardo, a nobody. (Now she thinks positive again, but in an evil way.) But wait! She’s a witch and I’m a witch! I just might have a few things that I would like to get off my chest to get revenge at my stepsister, and everybody else that ever started to put me down, and I will not ever stand for it! I’ll have my dreams come true into my life real soon! Only this time, it’s payback! They all are going to be very sorry they’ve ever messed me up like this! What do you think, Riccardo?

    Riccardo: (barking.) WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

    Tabitha: (smiling with evil in her heart.) Yeah! I can totally see it all now! People around this land suffering for making their future happen by taking away all of my plans that I’ve got for myself, and including my stepsister the same way! They’re gonna get there’s one way or the other! They will! I can feel it now!

    Suddenly, one of Yvonne’s young assistance as a partner of Yvonne’s came in the dining room saw Tabitha talking to herself, and her evil great dane dog Riccardo, and not eating her breakfast at all. She is also a beautiful girl who is Mexican/American, born here in the states, and goes to UCLA taking up soccer, and entertainment. Her name is Alexis Ortiz, and she was not very happy the way Tabitha started acting crazy in the dining room table and not eating her pancakes. So Alexis had to confront Tabitha about her table manners, and also her behavior.

    Alexis: (to Tabitha.) Hey you!! (And Tabitha snapped her head at Alexis while Alexis started rebuking her.) Why are you just sitting there mumbling, acting funny with your dog, and not eating your breakfast like you were told, huh?!!

    Tabitha: (to Alexis.) Oh Alexis Ortiz, you of all people must realize that a beautiful woman like myself has got so much on her mind that she needs to get out of to someone.

    Alexis: Tabitha Shelby Arevalo, you know better than to be talking to anybody about things off your chest at all because you scare people with your evil nasty magic on that, and there’s no way anybody’s gonna help you on anything you’ve got inside your wicked, evil, and disgusting thick head because you’re a monster Mexican witch stealing, frightening, and terrorizing too many people with your problems you’ve been trying to get out! That’s why they’ve kicked you out of high school back when you were a teenager!! The same thing goes for wanting a gorgeous, handsome, and popular boyfriend when no boy wants to connect with you because of your stuck up snotty evilness always shouting at everybody saying "I WANT A BOYFRIEND!!! I WANT A BOYFRIEND!!! I WANT A BOYFRIEND!!! Just what kind of a guy would go for such a trashy, low down, no good, monsterous, smartmouth, mean old bossy goody too shoes bad influence evil witch like you, huh?!!

    Then Tabitha used her powers with her right finger by zapping Alexis making her do a funny whirl around up and down dance for a little while, then put a magical strong big silver chain around her to shut her up. But that didn’t stop Alexis to say more to Tabitha.

    Tabitha: There, Miss Smarty pants!! Now do you feel my pain?!!

    Alexis: I don’t think so, you Courtney Love impersonating retard! Plus, do you remember about the special seremony that everybody was supposed to attend to at the Hollywood Bowl the other Saturday night because your older stepsister Mayor Yvonne Maria Sanchez was doing a good speech for what’s coming up for the whole wide world, around the states, and here in the city of Los Angeles?

    Tabitha: Yeah. So?

    Alexis: Well you know that you missed it that night! Everybody was waiting for you to show up for your stepsister’s party for everybody including the famous celebrities; like Miss Cheekbones herself; which who is going to be coming to concert here in the next couple of weeks!

    Tabitha: (annoyed!) WHO CARES?!!!

    Alexis: (angry.) I CARE!!! Your stepsister Yvonne is very angry with you for missing her special ceremony that night! So when she wakes up and comes here, you had better come clean!

    Tabitha: Oh please! All that woman ever cares about is her men that are weak, and all other stupid stuff that she does with people! As for me, I don’t give a damn! I want stuff my way, and my time!

    Alexis: Look, Tabitha, we’re gonna have a whole lot of issues around here if you don’t get me out of this silver chain immediately before Yvonne gets down here! You know that she’s mad at you!

    Tabitha: I DON’T CARE HOW MAD SHE IS AT ME FOR MISSING THE—

    Then suddenly, an elder, and very beautiful, pretty, very attractive, very sexy, hot, perky, tall, slim, strong, built, athletic, energetic, smart, olive/light brown skin, high cheekbones, long brunette hair, a deep low Mexican accent voice came downstairs and dressed to kill just like Tabitha is, and Tabitha has the same qualities as her older stepsister as well. Her name is Yvonne Maria Sanchez, another beautiful Mexican witch as well, but she’s a good witch who loves and cares about everybody and everything because she is the mayor of Los Angeles (the first female Mexican beautiful mayor of the city.) She came down to confront with her snotty younger stepsister Tabitha for a moment.

    Yvonne: (angry at Tabitha.) TABITHA!

    Then Tabitha looked up and saw her older stepsister Yvonne with a very angry look at her. And Alexis smiled and said some positive words of wisdom to Yvonne.

    Alexis: Yvonne, you came here just in the nick of time.

    Yvonne: (to Tabitha.) You turn Alexis loose with these chains! Right now!!

    Tabitha: (being coy.) Oh well. If I must, I must.

    So Tabitha used her right finger again to break the chains out of Alexis, and Alexis fell down on her butt on the floor real fast, and was free from those chains. The Alexis was very stunned at Tabitha of how wicked she has become with everybody, including Alexis.

    Alexis: Oh, man sakes alive! What a mean witch you are, Tabitha!

    So Alexis got up and walked away mad. Yvonne asked Alexis with a smile to see if Alexis is okay.

    Yvonne: (to Alexis.) Are you okay, Alexis?

    Alexis: I’m fine, Yvonne. Thank you.

    After Alexis walked out of the two Mexican stepsisters’ sights, Yvonne was still very angry with Tabitha. But Tabitha started speaking to her stepsister first.

    Tabitha: (with an evil smile.) Well, well, well. If it ain’t my one and only older stepsister Yvonne Maria Sanchez; the new mayor of L.A. What brings you up, out of bed, and dressed to kill so early in the morning, hmmmmmmm? And all of a sudden, I thought I keep being the only one up this early.

    Yvonne: Tabitha! My favorite cheek to cheek hug buddy, and very sweet BFF Marvin Manson; the black dude and I, along with the rest of the people in Los Angeles, including all famous celebrities did not even see you at my very important special ceremony the other Saturday night over at the Hollywood Bowl at all!

    Tabitha: Oh?

    Yvonne: Could you please explain to me why you didn’t show up that night?!

    Tabitha: You think that I’m interested in such boring stuff like that?

    Yvonne: Don’t get smart with me, Tabitha! This ceremony was supposed to be very important for everybody here to intend to whether it’s boring or not! It’s the law, Tabitha! And you’re breaking it! It might not have any interest you desire, but everybody in the Los Angeles area must attend on the things I really have to say around here! And as your older stepsister, Tabitha, you need to make sure you always attend to the mayor’s meetings like everybody else! Do you understand that?!

    Tabitha: And just how come it’s always you and never me? You always get exactly what you deserve because you’re better than I am, and I get all this nasty garbage from everybody, and everything!! But one day, I repeat, one day, I’ll catch up to you, and you’ll be left in futureless lies!! How about that, Miss Popularity?!!!

    Then Yvonne started screaming her head off, flying straight to Tabitha with her witch powers grabbing Tabitha to a wall in the front of her blouse raving at her.

    Yvonne: ARE YOU TRYING TO CHALLENGE ME BECAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS SELFISH, AND I’M NOT?!!!

    Tabitha: Well I heard some southern geek just moved here recently!

    Yvonne: Southern geek, Tabitha?!!

    Tabitha: That’s right!! Some crazy cartoon character from out of Nashville, Tennessee would have some nerve to come here and join with all of us here in the Hollywood hall of fame!

    Yvonne: (corrected Tabitha.) That crazy southern cartoon character geek happens to be the next handsome new face here in Los Angeles! And he is not a geek, nor a crazy cartoon character! His name is Preston Jerome Johnson with a single mom named Beth, and two little more kids name Cornelious and Holly!

    Tabitha: And how old are the three stooges? Starting with the college dork?!

    Yvonne: (annoyed with her younger stepsister’s insults.) TABITHA!!

    Tabitha: Sorry! You can also let go of me now. I won’t do any more harm. I promise.

    Yvonne: (still not trusting her, but finally lets go of her gently.) Okay. The guy Preston is about the same age as one of his favorite celebrities on television that he likes, and it’s a half Latin female.

    Tabitha: Really? Well what show is this Latin female that he likes from?

    Yvonne: It’s from one of the cable television networks who sort of reacts just like one of the stars who is originally from New York City.

    Tabitha: I’ve never seen, nor heard about any of that at all. You see, I don’t watch TV too often.

    Yvonne: She will be coming to concert live here at the Hollywood Bowl real soon. And speaking of which, Tabitha, you probably haven’t known this, but there is another cute girl also from out of New York City to right here now who looks and is just exactly like her. Another new face, also a good witch like me, plus very smart, talented, down to earth, funny, kind, loving, caring, sharing, all the good inside her. And she’s also Hispanic, with some European blood inside her.

    Tabitha: Another Mexican no doubt, and so is this other chick you were talking about.

    Yvonne: NO! They’re both Puerto Rican! This new girl who looks like her is the same, with a touch of Guatemalen, Boricua, Cuban, Italian, Swedish, Irish, Brazilian, and English. And she’s a real fox.

    Tabitha: And her name?

    Yvonne: Her name… . Pamela Denise Palmieri.

    Tabitha: Pamela Denise Palmieri? I never heard of her.

    Yvonne: You will when we get to see her at the Chinese Theater later on this morning.

    Tabitha: Oh brother.

    It was 10:45am. At the Chinese Theater, Everybody in Los Angeles was hearing a good positive speech on stage by a beautiful college girl so pretty, perky, attractive, sexy, hot, way cool, tall, slim, strong, smart, with olive/bronze/caramel/super tanned skin, super sharply etched high cheekbones on her face, long brown/brunette hair, a beautiful low, or middle voice, looks exactly like some teenage beautiful starlet named Tori Vega from Victorious, talks like her, acts like her, and even sings, dances, and songwriters like her. And she’s Puerto Rican, Guatemalen, Cuban, Boricua, Brazilian, Italian, Irish, Swedish, and English. Her name is Pamela Denise Palmieri, and she’s always a very positive person, and a good witch as well, very talented, weird, silly, and goofy in all sorts of good ways (not bad ways!) And she’s very way honest, and very way cool.

    She was giving out a great positive speech to all of Los Angeles, and all around America before she starts to do her first hit number of a song with this three beautiful black lady group called Unique, and rapper Hotman over at the Chinese Theater as well.

    Pamela Palmieri: Citizens of Los Angeles! Perhaps you all were wondering why I called all of you over here so early in the midmorning. First off, I’m bound and fixing to tell you something extremely very special you are sure to love very much in a lot of years to come. We will help the whole wide world make plans for themselves for those who think that they have no future, no friends, no personalities of any kind, and they really need our help to encourage them all! Right?!

    Everybody: YAY!!!

    While Pamela still speaks, there is this cute little handsome college guy with short blonde hair with his mom, little brother and little sister, he started checking Pamela out for the first time he saw her in the Chinese Theater. He and his family just moved here recently from Nashville, Tennessee. His name is Preston Jerome Johnson who also likes to sing, dance, act, write songs, scripts, and a real sweetheart. He and the mom and brother and sister were sitting in the very front row watching her. His dad died after he graduated from high school. His mom is named Beth who is always there for her three kids a lot, including Preston himself whenever they all need her. The little brother is named Cornelious who is only eight years old. And the younger sister is named Holly who is about six years old. But Preston does have an older sister from a long time ago that’s not around, but she’s not dead, she’s somewhere around the states, he doesn’t know where, but his mom Beth does. But right now, he’s not thinking about his older sister at this point. He’s busy paying attention to the beautiful Pamela Palmieri with the cheekbones, and recently told his mother about her.

    Preston: say mom, that girl looks very gorgeous, and extremely hot.

    Beth: You’re right, Preston honey. She does look beautiful.

    Preston: And check out the cheekbones on her. The way she smiles talking to us with a great positive attitude she’s got inside herself, and I like all of that in a cute girl, including her olive/tanned complexion if you know what I mean. Say mom, could it be that she just might be the girl of my dreams I’ve been wanting to have for my favorite special gal pal that can show me a real great positive time away from the negative stuff, and those filthy nasty disgusting haters and cheaters?

    Beth: Only time will tell, son.

    Holly: If not, Preston, I’m sure you’ll find someone a lot more better. (To Beth.) Right, Mom?

    Beth: You better believe it, dear.

    Preston: Thank you, Holly.

    Holly: You’re welcome.

    Pamela: (continued speaking.) And for those of you who also want to help out the world with no future, but they all do have talent, and if you have talent, and any connections for those people, do you all want to participate and give them all some piece of mind?

    A young black man in his twenties: (stood up and raised his hand.) Yo, excuse me. Miss Pamela. Do you have to have a certain talent to participate in this volunteering business or what?

    Pamela: Mm-mmm. You can have whatever talent, or connections you’ve got to help them all. Your choice.

    Another lady: Say Pamela, what kind of age do you have to be in order to volunteer? I’ve got two teenage boys 11 to 16 that want to join.

    Pamela: Any age is alright, ma’am. Little kids, teenagers, young adults, adults, whatever. It is free to join, however, you better join right away before everything gets filled up because this big deal is going very fast. There are group applications on tables on your way out of how to join on the sides of both walls when this is all over. So tell your boys to get going and join in. In fact, tell everyone in your families to join in! What do you say?!

    Everybody: YAY!!!

    Pamela: Cool! This will be so very cool! You all will love it very much once you join in with us for this event.

    An older gentleman: (in a gray suit.) One more thing, Pam. When is this volunteering for world wide spree going to be, take place, and what time? Me, my wife, and my three beautiful daughters all want to participate to help everybody as well.

    Pamela: It will all take place right here in downtown Los Angeles at the L.A. Convention Center in about three months from now on a Saturday at 6:00pm.

    The older gentleman: Thank you so very much.

    Pamela: You all will get something by the mail to your houses like that, that would tell the date, time, and place. So be sure you look for the flyer on your doorsteps everywhere! And now, at this time, it is my wonderful pleasure to do a cool number for all of you that I just wrote to those who are in need of a down to earth, and an all around cool gal pal like me, both women and men, but mostly it’s for the men who are lonely, upset, angry, hurting inside, have no friends or loved ones to share anything with, or couldn’t get rid of all these filthy negative garbage too many other people keep putting in their heads, which of course is not cool. For those of you that are in this big struggle right now, this song is definitely for you. We also feature Unique and Hotman the rapper helping out with this as well. So everybody get up from your seats! This is a totally cool dance tune, and you’re gonna dance to this one. So listen to these words of ours while you dance because we’re gonna rock your world! And the song is titled I like you! Turn on the juice, D.J. John!

    D.J. John: ( a cool white dude.) Yo, here it is, baby!

    Pamela: Uno! Dos! Tress! Quatro!

    And everybody got up from their seats, and started dancing while the music is playing from D.J. John on the turntables.

    Back stage on the right side watching everybody boogie to the new fast paced four count top 40 disco like tune was Alexis Ortiz with a good friend of hers who is a black woman about her age, goes to the same college as Alexis, is Renee Mode. They both are enjoying every minute of this moment here in the Chinese Theater. An old man in his late 60s was with them who happens to be the governor in the state of California in a tanned suit and a black tie named Orville Gunn. They were all talking about how great Pamela was with her speech.

    Alexis: Wow! That girl Pamela did a great job with her positive speech today. What do you think, Renee?

    Renee: She did. And I admire her strong words of wisdom very well.

    Gov. Orville Gunn: Me too, ladies. She most definitely makes a fine candidate, or even senator for this matter here, that is if she wants to.

    Alexis: I don’t think that’s all gonna happen, Governor. She’s a lot into much better things than those two. That’s what I’ve read somewhere in the Wall Street Journal.

    Renee: (looking left backstage.) Hey you guys, there’s Mayor Yvonne Maria Sanchez!

    Alexis: Yeah! I do see her with some black dude in his twenties. (Then she smiles at the black guy.) Wait! I know that black guy anywhere! That’s Marvin Manson at age twenty one. He loves to write songs, and scripts for movies in the future to be made for him one day, but he does the coolest plays around! And he’s good friends with the mayor herself.

    Gov. Orville Gunn: Yes, that’s right, Alexis! Let’s all wave hello to them!

    They all waved hello to both Yvonne and Marvin, and Yvonne and Marvin waved hello right back to them.

    Marvin: (to Yvonne.) You know, Yvonne. Back in my hometown in Kansas City, they never had anything like this at all like they have here.

    Yvonne: You like this, Marvin?

    Marvin: I do. A lot. And I like you, Yvonne.

    Yvonne: Aw, I like you too, Marvin.

    And Yvonne and Marvin gave each other a great big long cheek to cheek hug, Yvonne gave Marvin a kiss on his left cheek, and they continued hugging each other cheek to cheek, and they let go.

    Meanwhile, while on and off stage, Pamela started getting ready to sing her piece in this Am7# tune to this I’m a slave 4 U type of hit which is called I like you featuring Unique and rapper Hotman. So Pamela starts off singing after the introduction while everybody’s dancing.

    Pamela: In times in your life that you get lonely.

    Your emotions are shouting Holy, Holy.

    You even think the man upstairs is not with you.

    Now you’re in doubt, and there’s nothing to do.

    You need a gal pal for you to be close by.

    She always stick besides you and won’t say good bye.

    She’ll wipe every tear from you when you start to cry.

    She’s your hero for life, and that’s why.

    There’s no since for you to be all alone.

    You want good friends you find truly your own.

    Well I’m the type of BFF who’s here to help you.

    I will be your saver for plenty I will do.

    While fake friends lie and give you zero.

    I’m the truthful one who will be your hero.

    A witch of good when you’re feeling all alone.

    (Pointing to herself.) You can always connect with Miss Cheekbones.

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: And I’ll give you words of comfort to you.

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: For you know I care a lot about you.

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: And I’ll give you words of comfort to you.

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: For you know I care a lot about you.

    (And she continues to sing a different verse.)

    Now there are certain times that we’re not accepted.

    And then we feel we’re being rejected.

    When is the last time you had all this drama?

    What you need is special cheer-o-rama.

    When too many girls they all past by you,

    This Latina chick will come straight to you.

    You’ll be glad to know what I’m all about.

    Your dreams will really come true from a big doubt.

    Then Pamela starts rapping like a professional rapper.

    Pamela: Whenever that you feel things just ain’t right

    And you hate bein’ lonely that last night,

    I’ll come right along to please you big time.

    Bein’ lonely’s not good. It’s like committing a crime.

    You men might think you have to do all the work.

    Well that’s not true ’cause I’m your hero now. Look!

    I may look cute and all and very, quite luscious.

    But I always fight for truth and justice!

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: And I’ll bring back words of comfort to you.

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: For you know I care a lot about you.

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: And I’ll bring back words of comfort to you.

    Unique: I like you.

    Pamela: For you know I care a lot about you.

    Hotman: (started rapping.) Yo, yo, yo, I was downhearted before,

    Didn’t know what to do, my head was down to the floor.

    People mean and stuff doin’ drugs everywhere.

    Nasty gangs in the street yellin’ Brotha, beware!!

    I tried to find a BFF but no one likes me,

    ’Til I found what God said, things will come to me.

    That’s why I became a big star in the world

    And got people who love me, including the girls.

    So if you got big dreams and you really want to keep ’em,

    Don’t ever let the haters tell you you’re gonna freak ’em.

    If you ever need a friend, ask the man upstairs.

    He’ll send you lots of good people that really care.

    Pamela: (back singing.) Mmmmmmmmm! Take baby steps makes an easy tone.

    Just go really slow, you won’t be alone.

    What’s appropriate for you, just do what you feel.

    Don’t listen to those haters who make a big deal.

    And do you need a friend to support you of things?

    Well I’m here to help and make you a king.

    When you can’t stand the rain and you want the sun,

    I’ll be your shining light to help you have fun.

    If there’s even a fetish you want me to do,

    Tell me something that you like from me, I’ll do it for you.

    And if there times you need to cry on someone’s shoulders,

    You can always cry on mine and I’ll be your holder.

    If there’s either good or bad things you want to talk about,

    Come talk to this Latina. I’ll be here to help you out.

    If you are isolated feeling crummy,

    Just give me a holler, I’ll make your life yummy!

    Then Suddenly, Tabitha Shelby Arevalo just came into the building with her great dane dog Riccardo. And they’ve got very angry looks just checking what’s going on in there.

    Tabitha: Oh my God. So that’s who Yvonne was telling me about. So that’s Pamela Denise Palmieri from out of a place called Brooklyn, New York. These stupid idiots are dancing to this song of hers. And she happens to look like this Nickelodeon Latina by the name of Victoria what’s her face. I don’t think she’s all that cute looking. Why I’m a beautiful looker than that little college New York Latina with the cheekbones over there. What do you think, Riccardo?

    Riccardo: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! WOOF!!

    Tabitha: Yeah, that’s right, boy. We’re gonna fix all of this once and for good and have things go my way! But the only problem with that is, you and I can’t do this all by ourselves. We’re gonna need a gang. A big gang!

    Then suddenly, somebody tapped Tabitha on her left shoulder which happens to be an arm of an Italian gangster man with a grey suit and a grey hat on his head, and started asking Tabitha this question.

    The man: Hey babe. Did you say you were looking for a gang to make your dreams come true into your life?

    Tabitha: Yeah. I did.

    The man: (gives Tabitha his new business card.) My card, dearest.

    Tabitha: (looks at his card and reads it.) Maxwell Siscliano; avenger gangster head of troublemaking dream stealers?

    Maxwell Siscliano: That’s me, honey. I’m the new head Italian businessman that will really put a stop to whoever starts to take over your routine, or anybody else’s routine and get away with it without any notice, including yours. In fact, I’ve got four other boys that work for me, and with me as well that are also here with me. And there all right behind us.

    So Tabitha turned around and looked at the four gangster guys that are also Italian. And every single one of these guys, including Maxwell himself are very dangerous men with a lot of weapons around them, and they also wear hats, and dressed up in suits. Tabitha waved hello to them with a smile.

    Tabitha: Hi. And who do you guys just might be?

    The first guy on the left:

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