Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids: 350 Scary Jokes!
By Sky Pony Press and Alex Paterson
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Bone appétit!
What did the ghost wear to the party?
A boo-tie!
Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and spooky fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by creepy line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.
For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a spooky laugh button for added entertainment!
Sky Pony Press
The Sky Pony Press editors work at the children’ s book imprint of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., in New York City.
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What do Italian ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-etti!
What do ghosts like for dessert?
Ice Scream!
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
What do bats do all day?
They hang out with friends!
What monster plays tricks?
Prankenstein!
What fruit do vampires eat?
Neck-tarines!
What do you call a dancing monster?
The boogie man!
What’s big and scary with two wheels?
A monster on his bicycle!
A woman wanted to marry a ghost. . . . I don’t know what possessed her!
What do hippie vampires say when they like something?
Ghoul, man!
Why did the witch check into the hotel?
To get broom-service!
Why don’t people like vampires?
They’re a pain in the neck!
Why did the ghost pick his nose?
Because he has boo-gers!
Why are mummies good at keeping secrets?
Because they keep everything under wraps!
What does a nervous witch have?
A t-witch!
What do you call it when vampires take time off working?
A coffin break!
A beautiful witch can sweep a man off his feet!
Why do skeletons go to