Belly Laugh Hilarious School's Out for Summer Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Summer Jokes!
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Q: During the summer, when do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon!
Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer?
A: Long time no sea!
Belly Laugh Hilarious School’s Out Summer Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious summertime fun! From snappy one-liners to uproarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.
For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
Sky Pony Press
The Sky Pony Press editors work at the children’ s book imprint of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., in New York City.
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Belly Laugh Hilarious School's Out for Summer Jokes for Kids - Sky Pony Press
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah more school until September!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy bell rings, school’s out for summer!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who?
Gladys the last day of school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad that it’s summer?
What did the teacher say to the parents on the last day of school?
Tag! You’re it!
Why did the broom have to go to summer school?
Because it was always caught sweeping in class!
What students never miss class during the summer?
All of them, because nobody misses classes during the summer!
Who goes to boarding school during the summer?
Surfers!
Why is a closed school in summer liked closed eyes?
There aren’t any pupils to see!
When do students get scolded for something they didn’t do?
When they don’t do their homework!
What did the boy say when the teacher gave him his June report card?
Do you want me to sign it now or later?
What wears a uniform and floats?
A buoy scout!
If you’re in the forest and there’s a fork in the trail, what do you do?
Pick it up and use it when you have lunch!
If a flea and a fly pass it other, what time is it?
Fly past flea!
It’s so hot that I saw