The little hairy boy is back! We chat Champions League, hear a "fascinating" "anecdote" about The Beano and cower at the calamity that may be happening under Crystal Palace.

Elsewhere we look ahead to the last game at White Hart Lane, hear of Sean Dyche's culinary generosity and experiment with live jingles for the first and possibly last time.

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