SNOG, MARRY, AVOID?

I don’t like soy milk.

Oh, I know that I SHOULD like it.

I know that merely by drinking it instead of cow’s milk I could live to be a thousand years old.

I know that the simple act of becoming a soy milk user would also be good for the planet. With each sip of the white stuff a baby polar bear would be ensured a ripe run to adulthood.

Blurgh.

It doesn’t taste nice. It’s not good to cook with. It’s something that’s good for me and the planet, but in reality it’s a pale pastiche of the good stuff. I’ll stick with the fat-laden creamy goodness thanks. Until you make soy milk taste just like it.

Then, and only then, will I even consider going