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    Sink or Swim

    By Alexis Fleming

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    About this ebook

    Do mermaids have orgasms? Who knows, but she'd better find out quick before she exchanges her girly bits for fishy slits.

    A mermaid who can't swim? What could be worse? When Samie McIntyre finds out she's about to turn into a mermaid, a legacy of her selkie father and mermaid mother, she realises she has one major problem. Well, er, maybe two... First, she can't swim. And second, she has aqua-phobia. What good is a mermaid who's afraid of the water? As far as she can see, there's only one thing to do. Talk the sexy Jonah Billings into teaching her to swim.

    And if she can convince him to indulge in a bit of horizontal wrestling before she becomes a pickled sardine, so much the better.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTotally Bound Publishing
    Release dateJul 23, 2007
    ISBN9781906328016
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