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    Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake
    Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake
    Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake
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    Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake

    By Dirty Sanchez

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    From the Tea Bag and Donkey Punch to the Rusty Trombone and Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez’s Guide to Buck Nasty Sex shows how to pull off the most intimate sex moves like a pro.

    Plus, Dirty Sanchez himself provides expert advice on over-the-top positions like the Angry Dragon, Alabama Hot Pocket and Space Docking, as well as his personal collection of never-before-published sex acts, including:

    •The Last Unicorn
    •The Exorcist
    •Vampire Tea Bag
    •Pterodactyl
    •Kamikaze
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAmorata Press
    Release dateOct 13, 2009
    ISBN9781569757949
    Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake

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      Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex - Dirty Sanchez

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      INTRODUCTION

      There is sex, there’s adventurous sex and then there’s mind-blowing, dirty, nasty sex. This is the sex that most partners never get to experience due to natural hygienic concerns, physical fears and subtle sexual inhibition. This is the type of love-making that uses every sense, body movement and slightly disturbing act imaginable to explore the bounds of human sexuality. Going beyond novice acts like petting, caressing, kissing and penetrating, this guide will show you how to use every part of your body to turn an erotic encounter into an experience you will never forget — no matter how hard you try.

      So set aside what you think you know about sex and let us guide you into an amazing new world of orgasmic love-making.

      CINCINNATI BOW TIE

      Cincinnatus cavus

      Commonly referred to as reverse titty fucking, the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male’s testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner’s neck. The classic finish to the position is the double breast with pearl buttons.

      Props: Martini glass, evening gloves, elegant cigarette holder. Hot Tip: Nothing says formal evening wear like a well shorn bow tie; the woolly bow tie, popular during the 1970s, has yet to come back into fashion.

      003

      I married him because I thought he was a gentleman, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow Tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.

      Myrtle

      Philanthropist

      New York, New York

      004

      005 Did It.

      006

      ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE

      Conglomero crocodylus

      An exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other’s neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a death roll — similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim’s bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.

      Props: Wide, soft mattress; Paul Hogan or Steve Irwin cutout.

      Hot Tip: When initiating the death roll, it’s important to remember that while this move is exciting, it’s also extremely dangerous. With so many parts of the body entwined and your teeth threatening to draw blood, make sure that your partner is rolling with you, not just lying like a dead carcass mashed under a rock.

      007

      "Nethin’ prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6’1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay."

      Sam

      Outdoorsman

      Perth, Australia

      008

      009 Did It.

      010

      HOT LIPS HOULIHAN

      Ferveo labia

      A great way to spice things up in the bedroom — literally. Before coitus, pour Tabasco sauce (habanero or rooster sauce are both acceptable) on the outer

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