Bangkok The Second : Affair

THE SINGLE BIGGEST MISTAKE I’ve made in recent times is to ask my wife where she wants to celebrate our wedding anniversary.

“Bangkok,” she said. “It’s where you took me when we first met. Remember?”

I nodded and remembered that we had done everything conceivable to do in the city, over the space of five days. From above, on the river, markets, shopping malls, street food, fine dining, clubbing. You name it, we did it. Yes, even the girly bars.

So, how to crack this particular nut in two fewer nights, ten years on? Without repetition, and possibly, with