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    The Laugh Giraffe: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
    The Laugh Giraffe: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
    The Laugh Giraffe: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
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    The Laugh Giraffe: 350 Hilarious Jokes!

    By Sky Pony Press

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    What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
    His nose!

    What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?
    A thesaurus!

    A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes presented by the highly hilarious Laugh Giraffe for kids to enjoy, complete with hysterical illustrations!

    Do you ever struggle to find new jokes? Never fear! Using his long neck to search high and low, far and wide, the Laugh Giraffe can find all the best jokes for you! Prepare for witty one-liners, clever puns, powerful punchlines, jubilant jests, and many more hilarious jokes in this fantastic collection.

    The Laugh Giraffe is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Written to meet the unquenchable needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes and is complemented by silly line drawings that are sure to amuse kids. Its endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design—right down to the tall and narrow shape of the book itself—make The Laugh Giraffe a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is certain to bring laughter and fun to little ones and the whole family. 
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateAug 4, 2020
    ISBN9781510758407
    The Laugh Giraffe: 350 Hilarious Jokes!
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    Sky Pony Press

    The Sky Pony Press editors work at the children’ s book imprint of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., in New York City.

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      The Laugh Giraffe - Sky Pony Press

      What? Jokes

      What dog keeps the best time?

      A watch dog!

      What did the traffic light say to the car?

      Don’t look, I’m changing!

      What word looks the same backwards and upside down?

      S W I M S!

      What did the spider do on the computer?

      Made a web site!

      What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?

      A penny!

      What did the penny say to the other penny?

      We make perfect cents!

      What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

      Ouch!

      What did the singer do when he locked himself out?

      He sang until he found the right key!

      What is the best day to go to the beach?

      Any Sunday!

      What stays on the ground but never gets dirty?

      A shadow!

      What goes up and down but does not move?

      Stairs!

      What goes up when the rain comes down?

      An umbrellla!

      What’s taken before you get it?

      A picture!

      What did the sink say to the toilet?

      You look really flushed!

      What do you do with a sick boat?

      Take it to the doc!

      What can you catch but not throw?

      A cold!

      What is the most hardworking part of the eye?

      The pupil!

      What do prisoners use to call each other?

      Cell phones!

      What kind of button doesn’t unbutton?

      A belly button!

      What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

      Fingernails!

      What washes up on very small beaches?

      Microwaves!

      What is heavy forwards but NOT backwards?

      Ton!

      What

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