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    Grow Up and Vote for Trump: Why 2020 Is Your Last Chance to Become an Adult
    Grow Up and Vote for Trump: Why 2020 Is Your Last Chance to Become an Adult
    Grow Up and Vote for Trump: Why 2020 Is Your Last Chance to Become an Adult
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    Grow Up and Vote for Trump: Why 2020 Is Your Last Chance to Become an Adult

    By Eddie Scarry

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    Presidential elections divide Americans in a lot of ways—by political party, ideology, and religion. But now, there’s a new way. They separate the adults from the perpetual children who have come to dominate much of our national discourse. You see it in the hysterical news coverage of the coronavirus, the lawless rioting of the Black Lives Matter moment, and the endless persecution of a president who Democrats react to with the rage of a toddler. As the 2020 presidential election approaches, the choice becomes clear: either join them all as another child, or grow up and vote to reelect Donald Trump.

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    PublisherPost Hill Press
    Release dateSep 18, 2020
    ISBN9781642937978
    Grow Up and Vote for Trump: Why 2020 Is Your Last Chance to Become an Adult

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      Grow Up and Vote for Trump - Eddie Scarry

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      BOMBARDIER BOOKS

      An Imprint of Post Hill Press

      ISBN: 978-1-64293-796-1

      ISBN (eBook): 978-1-64293-797-8

      Grow Up and Vote for Trump:

      Why 2020 Is Your Last Chance to Become an Adult

      © 2020 by Eddie Scarry

      All Rights Reserved

      Cover design by The Netman Corp

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author and publisher.

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      Post Hill Press

      New York • Nashville

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      Published in the United States of America

      Dedicated with love to the race baiters, the coronavirus hysterics, and the #MeToo frauds, whose utter lack of contribution to America made this book possible.

      Table of Contents

      An Introduction to Big-Boy Decisions

      Chapter 1: 

      Not All Heroes Wear Capes, But a Lot of Children Seem to Have Beards

      Chapter 2: What Do You Get When a China Virus Meets Daddy Issues?

      Chapter 3:

      George Floyd Couldn’t Breathe—But Democrats and the Black Lives Matter Mob Couldn’t Think

      Chapter 4: #Metoo? Too Late!

      2020—A Coming-of-Age Story (Or Maybe Not)

      Acknowledgments

      About the Author

      AN INTRODUCTION TO BIG-BOY DECISIONS

      When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

      —One Corinthians 13:11

      To be an adult—to be

      a man—is to do a lot of things you don’t naturally want to do: pay bills, answer to someone when it isn’t convenient, take responsibility for others, and hold a job to provide for yourself and perhaps a family, even if it’s not work you especially enjoy.

      But as fate would have it, in 2020, growing up means doing one other thing a fully formed adult might not want to do. And that is—voting for Donald Trump.

      Yes. That means four more years of a frustrating, perpetual-ly insecure, oftentimes self-destructive Twitter addict.

      In the end, it will have to be done. And if Trump wins, it will have been worth any heartburn it might cause.

      As irritating as he can be, the president is the only thing standing between you and the vicious mob that has latched its jaws with a vise grip onto every issue that will define the election: race, gender, and sexual identity.

      The alternative is to be engulfed by check your white privilege, believe all women, black lives matter, and every other miserable concept dreamed up by the social justice monsters to turn the country into a (as famously articulated by the president) shit hole. Each day under newly elected President Joe Biden, otherwise, will begin with the question What do normal middle-class people owe to the perpetual victim crowd now? (The answer will always be more money, more power, more deference.)

      It’s true that Trump’s first term has not been flawless. The southern border wall hasn’t come quickly enough. He didn’t prove particularly deft at negotiating his agenda items on Capitol Hill. And he picked too many small, needless fights that put his supporters in the uncomfortable position of defending him in ways they shouldn’t have had to.

      But Trump is still one thing: he’s a blunt instrument in the waging culture war, and that war has never been more perilous.

      Normal Americans who simply want to be left alone, shop at outlet malls, eat at Outback, and maybe relax on a gas-powered boat have their backs against a wall in this fight. That has long been the case. But Trump is the first president to ever say to them, Go live your life and don’t worry—I’ll keep them away from you.

      He is both a club and a shield in a fight in which you’re otherwise left defenseless.

      Trump may not be the best-looking bodyguard. He may not be the exact kind of fence you’d like to have built around your home. But he is the hand that we were dealt, and for those wanting to continue their current way of life, the nice one they worked to build, or perhaps they’ve known since childhood, there is no other option.

      Normal Americans don’t like seeing their cities burned to the ground by Antifa militants. They don’t like seeing reputations shattered to pieces before those accused even had a chance to publicly defend themselves. They don’t like being nationally shamed and outcast for voicing a legitimate view that nonetheless upset the wrong crowd.

      All of that of course has happened to a degree under Trump’s first term, but it was sparked in the Obama years and only under the current president have we seen any sign that we don’t have to live this way. (See the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, the longevity of Tucker Carlson’s career at Fox News, and the dedication of the Wall Street Journal’s opinion page to, despite protests from some of the paper’s staff, remain committed to publishing ideas that run counter to the rest of the national media, just to name a few examples.)

      The culture wars will only intensify with the outcome of the election, but the winning side will determine a great deal of its direction. Will we head toward more privilege checking, or will we insist that whining, grievance-mongering, and race-baiting do not entitle anyone to the things they want?

      If in the end there is one good thing to come from the Trump presidency, it won’t be, as some conservatives like to say, the judges! No, that was almost single-handedly Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s doing. Trump, however, served as a colossal middle finger to the woke; to the cancel culture; to the PC police; to the culture fascists in the media, Hollywood, and academia who come at any original or outside thought with a rag and chloroform.

      Trump showed that it’s possible to say what you think, regardless of whether it’s popular with the right set. He showed that you don’t have to shrink in humiliation simply because the social justice mob says it’s forbidden. Trump showed that you can fight those people on their turf and still win.

      The 2020 election is a choice: Choose to give in to the #MeToo monsters, the Black Lives Matter militants, the transgender lobby, and the moral decency police. Or choose to be an adult.

      It’s time to grow up. It’s time to do the things you may not want to do. It’s time to vote again for Donald Trump.

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      NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES, BUT A LOT OF CHILDREN SEEM TO HAVE BEARDS

      Come with me where you’ll never, never have to worry about grown up things again.

      —J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan.

      To live in America in

      2020 is to wake up each morning and ask, What are they bitching about now?

      It never ends. It’s as though every actual adult is perpetually stuck with angsty kids who never develop past that frustrating early high-school stage where they both resent their parents and yet demand the world from them. It’s the same stage where

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