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    The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes: 350 Highly Hilarious Jokes!
    The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes: 350 Highly Hilarious Jokes!
    The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes: 350 Highly Hilarious Jokes!
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    The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes: 350 Highly Hilarious Jokes!

    By Sky Pony Press

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    Why do birds fly south in the winter? 

    It’s too far to walk! 

    Where do penguins keep their money? 

    In a snow bank! 

    A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes presented by the highly hilarious Laugh Giraffe for kids to enjoy, complete with hysterical illustrations!

    Do you ever struggle to find new jokes? Never fear! Using his long neck to search high and low, far and wide, the Laugh Giraffe can find all the best animal jokes for you! Prepare for witty one-liners, clever puns, powerful punchlines, jubilant jests, and many more hilarious jokes in this fantastic collection.

    The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Written to meet the unquenchable needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes, and is complemented by silly line drawings that are sure to amuse kids. Its endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones. 
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateNov 3, 2020
    ISBN9781510758667
    The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes: 350 Highly Hilarious Jokes!
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    Sky Pony Press

    The Sky Pony Press editors work at the children’ s book imprint of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., in New York City.

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      The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes - Sky Pony Press

      Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

      Because his feet stink!

      Why does it take a giraffe a long time to apologize?

      Because it takes a long time for them to swallow their pride!

      What’s green and hangs from trees?

      Giraffe snot!

      What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

      Time to get the fence fixed!

      What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

      An in-vest-igator!

      What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

      A pouch potato!

      What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

      Bacon!

      Why can’t you have a good conversation with a goat?

      It always butts in!

      How do dog catchers get paid?

      By the pound!

      What do you get if you cross a snake with a builder?

      A boa constructor!

      What’s striped and bouncy?

      A tiger on a pogo stick!

      What do cats like to drink?

      Purr-fied water!

      What kind of animals have the best memories?

      Turtles. They have turtle recall!

      What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?

      An animal that can knit sweaters!

      What animal should you never play cards with?

      Cheetahs!

      What has fifty legs but can’t walk?

      Half a centipede!

      How do snails fight?

      They slug it out!

      What do cows get in the mail?

      Cattle-logs!

      Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

      Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bay-gulls!

      What kind of key opens a banana?

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