A Neanderthal Man Falls Through a Wormhole

By Elton Camp Grogg went out to take a stroll one day But fell into a wormhole along the way With surprise that he did grunt and shout When, in the 21st Century, he came out But Grogg was plenty intelligent enough To learn how to use all the modern stuff Locate a suitable mate he thought he might He searched for one on an online dating site But after he had made a series of futile tries He decided most modern women told lies Grogg decided that hed put the mouse away And use a club like back in the earlier day And when a likely-looking lass he spied That way worked the first time he tried Thus, after having put computers to the test, Grogg decided that the old ways were the best

Grogg is a practical man