Star Wars Nursery Rhymes

by B.J. Martino

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Twinkle, twinkle, Alderaan How I wonder where youve gone. A million voices I heard cry, Now theres nothing in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, Alderaan, How I wonder where youve gone.

Old gangster Jabba Took his pal Boba To fetch the Sarlacc a treat. But down at The Pit Lukes plan was a hit, And so the Fett became meat.

This little Gamorrean guarded the sail barge. This little Gamorrean stayed home. This little Gamorrean had roast Fug. This little Gamorrean had none. And this little Gamorrean cried Wee, wee, wee! and was eaten alive.

Little Han Solo Rode in the Hoth snow To save a young Jedi. He slit the beasts tum, Stuffed Luke with aplomb, And said, I thought they smelled bad outside!

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Leia n Luke, almost puked Down in the garbage compacter. Chewie fell, bother the smell, And Han came tumbling after.

Fly, fly, fly your ship Through the asteroids. The odds are stacked against you, but Dont listen to the droids.

For want of a resistor the motherboard was lost. For want of a motherboard the computer was lost. For want of a computer the exhaust port shield was lost. For want of an exhaust port shield the Death Star was lost. For want of a Death Star the Empire was lost. And all for the want of a resistor.

The itsy bitsy Yoda raised up the fighter craft. "I don't believe it," said Luke, sounding daft. Up looked the Master, at this awkward male, And said with all sincerity, "That is why you fail."

Old Ackbar was a seasoned attacker. Who kind of got a bad rap. He called for retreat from his mobile seat, But at least recognized "It's a trap!"

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Written and Directed by B.J. MARTINO

Starring (in order of appearance) TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR MOTHER HUBBARD THIS LITTLE PIGGY LITTLE JACK HORNER ROCK-A-BYE BABY JACK AND JILL ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT FOR WANT OF A NAIL THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER OLD KING COLE