By Zia Khan

Joke 1
Q: How do you make a Milk Shake?

A: You give it a good scare!

Joke 2
Q: Where do cows go on their holidays?

A: Moo York!

Joke 3
Q: Why did the cookie have to go to hospital?

A: He was feeling really crumby!

Joke 4
Q: Why did the man get fired from an M&M factory?

A: Because he kept on throwing away all the Ws!

Joke 5
Q: What do you call a witch on the beach?

A: A Sandwich!

Joke 6
Q: Why couldnt a dumb man dial 911?

A: Because he couldnt find the 11!