WALKTHROUGH AND ALL THE POINTS

INTRODUCTION take Lil Hair Weave Kit (1) - open it to get Needle (1) - take Vice Grips (1) use Vice Grips on Needle to get Bent Needle (1) - use Bent Needle on Handcuffs (2) break Glass Patio Door (2) TOTAL POINTS = 8 BEGINNING PURSERS DESK: PETER gives you Your Cabin Keycard and Ships Map PROUD LIL SEAMAN LOUNGE: PETER gives you TMT Scorecard (3) TOTAL POINTS = 3 (11) CRAPS TOURNAMENT CABIN 0: first visit (2) - look at Toilet Paper (1) - take Toilet Paper (2) THE HEAVING HO: eat Bean Dip (4) - fart (1) - eat Bean Dip (second helping) EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: take Big Toe o Venus to get Souvenir Dice (8) EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: use Toilet Paper on Souvenir Dice to make Shaved Dice (11) PAIR O DICE CASINO: fart (while standing near Craps Table) (11) CRAPS TABLE: use Shaved Dice on Craps Table (6) - Win Craps Tournament (27) TOTAL POINTS = 73 (84) STRIP LIARS DICE CABIN 510: beat DEWMI MOORE at Strip Liars Dice, use [Ctrl] and [C] (23) CABIN 510: use [Ctrl] and [P] to enter Psychedelic Mode (while DREW is drugging you) TOTAL POINTS = 23 (107) DREW BARINGMORE - FIRST VISIT, GET BOOK first time you talk to DICK (2) - first visit to DREW (3) (Egg 1) talk about Clothing (triggers Drink and Cabin Boy with PEGGY and PETER) talk about Drink (triggers Gigantic Erection and also triggers Gigantic Erection with JOHNSON) talk about Your Book, she gives you The Erotic Adventures Of Hercules (11) take Persons Magazine (3) TOTAL POINTS = 19 (126) 1

VICTORIAN PRINCIPLES - FIRST VISIT, GET MUCILAGE AND SWOP BOOKS first visit (3) - talk about Other (any unlisted topic), she turns around to Computer while shes not looking take Mucilage (5) and Prudish and Proud (6) remove jacket from Prudish and Proud and get Prudish and Proud Book Jacket (4) put Prudish and Proud Book Jacket on The Erotic Adventures Of Hercules (14) leave, she asks you for Book (2) TOTAL POINTS = 34 (160) PEGGY - FIRST VISIT, FIND OUT ABOUT XQWZTS talk about Peg leg, clue about KZ Jelly and Deodorant Spray causing explosion (11) talk about Cabin boy, she tells you about XQWZTS in EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM (11) TOTAL POINTS = 22 (182) FIND EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM EMPLOYEES ONLY: push Well-Protected Door (twice) to open it, triggers Break room with PEGGY (9) EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM: read Bulletin Board 7 times (3) EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM: try to open A Locker, triggers Locker with PEGGY (after Break room) TOTAL POINTS = 12 (194) PEGGY - SECOND VISIT, GET LOCKER DETAILS talk about Break room, triggers Locker (only if youve tried to open it) talk about Locker, she tells you its the 2nd locker in the bottom row (11) talk about Combination (enter under Other), she tells you its 38-24-36 (11) TOTAL POINTS = 22 (216) SEX WITH VICKI look at (the middle woman) The Amiga of Love (1) (Egg 2) talk about The weather, VICKI conquered! (20) TOTAL POINTS = 21 (237) FIND XQWZTS AND GET PICTURES EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM: open A Locker (2nd locker bottom row), use 38-24-36 for the combination (12) first visit, triggers Xqwzts with PEGGY and PURSER PETER (3) talk about Photographs (after sex with VICKI), triggers How? talk about How?, triggers Buy pictures - talk about Buy pictures, he sells you Dirty Pictures (4) TOTAL POINTS = 19 (256) PEGGY - THIRD VISIT, FIND OUT ABOUT PASSPORT talk about Xqwzts, triggers Xqwztss needs (11) talk about Xqwztss needs, triggers Xqwztss wants talk about Xqwztss wants, triggers Passport with XQWZTS and PURSER PETER TOTAL POINTS = 11 (267) 2

PURSER PETER - FIRST VISIT, GET PASSPORT talk about Passport, triggers Photo ID (11) use Mucilage on Dirty Pictures to make Sticky Photograph (9) put Sticky Photograph on Your Cabin Keycard to make Photo ID (8) show Photo ID to PETER, he gives you Passport (6) TOTAL POINTS = 34 (301) XQWZTS - SECOND VISIT, GET KEY give Passport to XQWZTS, he disappears and leaves Custodial Key (7) take Custodial Key (6) TOTAL POINTS = 13 (314) JUGGS DRESSING ROOM CABIN 0: take Spray Can = Silicone Lubricant (3) THE HEAVING HO: talk to WANG twice and have two helpings of Spork, he leaves (9) THE HEAVING HO: take Heat Lamp = Heat Lamp Bulb (3) JOHNSONS BAR: first visit (2) - talk about Gigantic Erection, he leaves to make it (11) JUGGS DRESSING ROOM: first visit (enter while JOHNSON makes Gigantic Erection) (13) JUGGS DRESSING ROOM: swop Silicone Lubricant and Spray Deodorant = Deodorant Spray (12) JUGGS DRESSING ROOM: push Button, activates Lighting Truss in GALLERY (4) TOTAL POINTS = 57 (371) SEX WITH THE JUGGS GALLERY: look at Lighting Truss - take Spotlight (5) - put Heat Lamp Bulb into Empty Socket (5) POOP DECK: first time you talk to THE JUGGS (3) PROUD LIL SEAMAN: watch and partake in Show, THE JUGGS conquered! (20) TOTAL POINTS = 33 (404) POOP DECK HORSESHOES STAGE: take Clothing Chase Lights = Battery Powered Chase Lights (5) STAGE : take Remote Control (5) - turn on Remote Control (1) STAGE - feel Mixer, get Ear Plugs (Egg 3) LIBRARY: take Book (bottom shelf on the left), clue re Electromagnetism (2) EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: go up Rickety Scaffold (1) EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: put Battery Powered Chase Lights on Steel Spike (14) EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: turn on Remote Control (1) HORSESHOES COMPETITION: insert TMT Scorecard in Centaur, get Horseshoe (2) HORSESHOES COMPETITION: turn on Remote Control (5) HORSESHOES COMPETITION: play (on Horseshoe Stake), Win Poop Deck Horseshoes (25) TOTAL POINTS = 61 (465)

PREPARE FOR DREW PROMENADE DECK: open Fire Hose Cabinet (1) - take Fire Hose (3) CABIN 510: take Bottle of Powder = Orgasmic Powder (4) CABIN 0: attach Fire Hose to Water Pipe (9) CABIN 0: wee in Toilet (1) - crap in Toilet and use Toilet Paper (1) - flush Toilet (2) LIBRARY: take Book (2nd shelf on the right), triggers Fokker with DREW (2) LIBRARY: look at Stuffed Beaver (1) (Egg 4) TOTAL POINTS = 24 (489) DREW BARINGMORE - SECOND VIST, FIND OUT ABOUT SUITCASE talk about Fokker, triggers Anton Fokker (13) (Egg 3) talk about Anton Fokker, triggers Antons Fame talk about Antons Fame, triggers My place? talk about My place?, triggers You cant? (Egg 3) talk about You cant?, triggers A Suitcase in FORWARD HOLD TOTAL POINTS = 13 (502) GETTING DREWS SUITCASE FORWARD HOLD: use Custodial Key on Handle/Door to enter (2) - take A Suitcase (6) TOTAL POINTS = 8 (510) GETTING DREW TO CABIN 0 CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL: talk about Suitcase and Drew comes to CABIN 0 (15) (Egg 5) CABIN 0: flush Toilet while Drew is in the Shower, she storms out! (10) TOTAL POINTS = 25 (535) CAPTAINS COOK-OFF KITCHEN: look at Fish Net (1) - look at Fifi (1) - look at Fishheads (1) - operate Caviarmaster 2000 (1) KITCHEN: take Wrapped Fish = Magazine Page (2) KITCHEN: read Magazine Page, contains recipes and triggers Lime juice with JOHNSON (5) KITCHEN: take Pot, reveals Salt (2) - take Salt (2) LOWER AFT HOLD: use Custodial Key on Handle/Door to enter (2) LOWER AFT HOLD: give Pot to Venezuelan Beaver, you get Venezuelan Beaver Milk (13) FOCSLE: take Topiary Sheep = Kumquats (2) JOHNSONS BAR: talk about Lime juice, he gives you Lime Juice (12) CABIN 0: take Mold (7) KITCHEN: put Venezuelan Beaver Milk in CyberCheese 2000, you get Venezuelan Beaver Cheese (9) KITCHEN: mix Venezuelan Beaver Cheese and Kumquats, you get Kumquat Quiche (7) - look at Snake (1) COOK-OFF COMPETITION: give Kumquat Quiche to JUDGE JULIA (1) COOK-OFF COMPETITION: use Orgasmic Powder on Kumquat Quiche, you get Quiche de Larry (14) COOK-OFF COMPETITION: put Quiche de Larry on Conveyer Belt, win Captains Cook-Off (25) TOTAL POINTS = 108 (643) 4

JAMIE LEE COITUS - FIRST VISIT first time you talk to JAMIE LEE (2) talk about Distressed - triggers Your collection and An idea (Egg 6) TOTAL POINTS = 2 (645) GETTING POLYESTER CLOTH EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN: up Rickety Scaffold - take Screwdriver (4) EMPLOYEES ONLY: take Jackpot Preventer = Jumper Wire (4) THE HEAVING HO: look at Hot Meat - take Carving Knife (3) BRIDGE: use Screwdriver on Electrical Junction Box (6) BRIDGE: attach Jumper Wire to Sail Motors Fuse (10) BRIDGE: go up ladder (1) - look at Sail (1) UP MIZZENMAST: use Carving Knife on Sail = Polyester Cloth, triggers Leisure suits with JAMIE LEE (8) TOTAL POINTS = 37 (682) JAMIE LEE COITUS FASHION SHOW CAPTAIN QUEEGS BALLROOM: talk about Leisure suits (17) CAPTAIN QUEEGS BALLROOM: give Polyester Cloth to JAMIE LEE (7) OUTSIDE CAPTAIN QUEEGS BALLROOM: when you return, read Note on Ballroom Entrance (1) OUTSIDE CAPTAIN QUEEGS BALLROOM: open Stage Door (1), JAMIE LEES Fashion Show (8) TOTAL POINTS = 34 (716) BEST-DRESSED MAN BEST DRESSED COMPETION: unzip Mannequins Fly (3), win Best-Dressed Man (25) TOTAL POINTS = 28 (744) FIND OWNERS SUITE AND ANNETTE BONING XQWZTS LOCKER: use Screwdriver on Air Vent (6) DESSERT TASTING ROOM: in the dark, undress (on You) (10), mysterious woman comes to CABIN 0 CABIN 0: mysterious woman gives you a blow-job and drops Lace Hanky (15) DESSERT TASTING ROOM: look at chair (nearest on the left), reveals Folded Paper DESSERT TASTING ROOM: take Folded Paper = Life Insurance Policy (15) DESSERT TASTING ROOM: look at Life Insurance Policy, triggers Annette Boning with PETER (5) PURSERS DESK: talk about Annette Boning, triggers Annette Boning on WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE: call Prank 6 times (6) WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE: call Annette Boning to put number in LND Display (13) PURSERS DESK: talk to PETER about My account, he leaves PURSERS DESK: while PETER is away, look at Pursers Phone PURSERS DESK: push LND Button, triggers OWNERS SUITE (11) TOTAL POINTS = 81 (825)

KILL THE OLD MAN OUTSIDE OWNERS SUITE: first visit (2) - open Glass Door (2) OLD MANS BEDROOM: smell Big Cloth-Covered Thing (1) OLD MANS BEDROOM: climb in Big Cloth-Covered Thing (10), the old man dies! TOTAL POINTS = 15 (840) TAIL DECK BOWLING CABIN 0: take Lace Hanky = Womans Handkerchief (2) - smell Womans Handkerchief (1) AFT HOLD: use Custodial Key on Handle/Door to enter (2) AFT HOLD: open Hopper Door - use Deodorant Spray in Bowling Pin Hopper (11) EMPLOYEES ONLY: take KZ Brand Jelly = KZ Sexual Lubricant (4) EMPLOYEES ONLY: use KZ Sexual Lubricant on Womans Handkerchief = Treated Handkerchief (7) BOWLING COMPETITION: insert TMT Scorecard in Fibreglass Walrus, releases Bowling Ball (2) BOWLING COMPETITION: take Bowling Ball - use Treated Handkerchief on Bowling Ball (6) BOWLING COMPETITION: Bowl Bowling Ball (1), win Tail Deck Bowling (25) TOTAL POINTS = 61 (901) OWNERS SUITE - SECOND VISIT, GET STOCK CERTIFICATE OUTSIDE OWNERS SUITE: push Button, ANNETTE comes to the door (Egg 7) OUTSIDE OWNERS SUITE: show Carving Knife to ANNETTE (1), she leaves OUTSIDE OWNERS SUITE: push Button, ANNETTE comes back to the door OUTSIDE OWNERS SUITE: give Life Insurance Policy to ANNETTE, she gives you Stock Certificate (15) TOTAL POINTS = 16 (917) BONUS POINTS PROUD LIL SEAMAN LOUNGE: watch the entire Clinton Stand-Up Comedy Show (5) JUGGS DRESSING ROOM: push Button (2nd time) to retract Lighting Truss (4) (Egg 4) SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: insert TMT Scorecard into CyberCard 2000 (2) SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: you try LoveMaster 2000, triggers LoveMaster 2000 with VICKI SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: push Important Button, triggers Giant Lava Lamp (4) OUTSIDE CAPTAIN QUEEGS BALLROOM: read Note on Ballroom Entrance, 2nd time (1) Help then About... - first time you use it (1) TOTAL POINTS = 17 (934) LOVEMASTER 2000 LIBRARY: talk to VICKI about Sex, triggers Prove it LIBRARY - talk to VICKI about Prove it, triggers LoveMaster 2000 LIBRARY - talk to VICKI about LoveMaster 2000, she enters the competition (6) SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION: VICKI wins LoveMaster 2000 (25) TOTAL POINTS = 31 (965)

CAPTAIN THYGH OUTSIDE CAPTAINS QUARTERS: knock on Captains Cabin Door, you enter (10) CAPTAINS QUARTERS: give Stock Certificate to CAPTAIN THYGH (25) TOTAL POINTS = 35 (1000)

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DILDOS
DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO - right Column (1), Library Door (15), top left Deck (29)

PROUD LIL SEAMAN LOUNGE - nearest Barrel on the left (2)

CABIN 0 - Bucket behind Cot (3), under Toilet (7), Pipes on left (13)

THE HEAVING HO - Greek Salad (4), amongst Wangs Mystery Meat (16)

EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN - Davids Foot (5)

PAIR O DICE CASINO - Blackjack Table (6)

CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL - left Leaves (8), right Leaves (20)

LIBRARY - Grandmother Clock (9), next to Pineapple (12)

PROMENADE DECK - under Topiary Beaver (10)

EMPLOYEES BREAKROOM - Chair (11)

AFT DECK - under Thin Topiary (14)

JOHNSONS BAR - in left Wall (17)

JUGGS DRESSING ROOM - next to Hay Bales (18)

HORSESHOES COMPETITION - distant Spike (19)

FORWARD HOLD - next to blue Suitcase (21)

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KITCHEN - end of Sausages (22)

FOCSLE - under Topiary Sheep (23)

CAPTAIN QUEEGS BALLROOM - on Stage (24), Chair at nearest Table (25), base of Sculpture (27)

INSIDE BRIDGE - bottom of Instrument Panel (26)

BEST DRESSED COMPETITION - next to CyberFashion 2000 Console (28)

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BOWLING COMPETITION - next to other Ball Release (30)

SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETITION - in Booth #4 (31)

Help then About... - first time you use it (32)

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EASTER EGGS
1) DREW BARINGMORE push Pesky Branch to uncover DREW

2) VICKI [Ctrl] and Click on the man on the left of the screen (The Amiga of Love) on VICKIS computer VICKI is topless during sex

3) STAGE / DREW BARINGMORE II feel Mixer, you get Ear Plugs when you talk to DREW about Fokker and My place? she lets you look lower down

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LIBRARY / THE JUGGS milk Stuffed Beaver when you next enter JUGGS DRESSING ROOM they are there in the nude

5) DREW BARINGMORE III use Orgasmic Powder on Drews Drink and then drink Drews Drink she walks topless to CABIN 0

6) JAMIE LEE COITUS Dream (on You) and JAMIE LEE uncovers her top

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7) ANNETTE BONING unzip Plastic Bulge (on 3rd statue on the left) OUTSIDE OWNERS SUITE when you push Button you see ANNETTE in the nude

8) 1000 POINTS / 32 DILDOS / 7 OTHER EGGS

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