INTERGALACTICAL MESSAGE

GOOD MORNING, MY LITTLE EARTHLING

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF : I AM AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL

AND I COME FROM THE CONSTELLATION YOU CALL ORION

IN ORDER TO REMAIN INCOGNITO, I HAVE DISGUISED

MYSELF AS AN E-MAIL AND RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR EYEBALLS
I DO KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT, BECAUSE I CAN SEE A SMILE
ON YOUR FACE
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING, WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE
HAD AN ORGASM
QUICKLY PASS ME ON TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR, AS I AM STILL
QUITE EXCITED
BYE, FOR NOW
IT WAS A PLEASURE FOR ME….. MY PHOTO IS ATTACHED