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This is a neutered version of the Fantasmic 3-D! script. Fantasmic 3-D! was a guest interaction
routine for Fantasmic! (similar to what people do at the Rocky Horror Picture Show), but was
removed from its original web location by agreement between those involved in its creation. I have
removed all the info on the interaction parts, and posted just Andrew Rich's very detailed script.
For lyrics, check here.

Show Script
Time Line Action
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. The thrilling spectacle of Fantasmic is now just ten minutes
away. So that you may more fully enjoy Fantasmic, the lights surrounding the Rivers of America will
-
be dimmed. For your own safety, and that of others, we request that you remain in the same area
10:00
until the lights return to normal. Also of the comfort and safety of those around you, we ask that you
refrain from smoking before and during the performance, as well as taking any flash photography.
Now, get ready for the sensation you'll never forget -- Fantasmic! Starting in just ten minutes.
Band
-5:00 concludes their
set.
FEMALE VOICE:
Welcome to Fantasmic! Tonight, your friend and host Mickey Mouse uses his vivid imagination to
create magical imagery for all to enjoy. Nothing is more wonderful than the imagination. For, in a
moment, you can experience a beautiful fantasy. Or, an exciting adventure! But beware -- nothing is
0:00
more powerful than the imagination. For it can also expand your greatest fears into an overwhelming
nightmare. Are the powers of Mickey's incredible imagination strong enough, and bright enough, to
withstand the evil forces that invade Mickey's dreams? You are about to find out. For we now invite
you to join Mickey, and experience Fantasmic -- a journey beyond your wildest imagination.
Synth-chord,
five spotlights
0:35 pointing
straight up
from stage left
Tower
spotlights
0:40
rotating and
strobing
Tower
spotlights
focus on stage
 focus on stage
0:53
left, where
MICKEY has
just appeared.
MICKEY does
his signature
0:54 dance, raising
- water fountains
1:57 to the front,
left, and right
of the stage.
MICKEY takes
a stance at the
top of the
stage, pointing
first to the left,
1:57
then to the
right, and
fireworks shoot
from his
hands.
MICKEY
passes his left
arm over his
2:03 head, and a
firework flares
out following
his gesture.
On a music
cue, three
2:24 fireworks flare
up, then three
more.
On a music
cue, splash
2:46 effects from
the mist
screens.
FEMALE SINGER:
See...
It in your mind,
3:10 Mist screen
And you can find,
- shows flowers
In your imagination:
4:00 from Fantasia
Mysteries and magic,
Visions fantastic,
Leading to strange and wondrous dreams.
KING LOUIE
4:01 and his
- entourage
5:12 pass on three
floats.
KAA's eyes
4:22
light up.
MALE SINGER:
5:13
Yeah!
Pink Elephants
5:13 On Parade
from Dumbo
MALE SINGER with CHORUS:
5:33
Look out...
-
Look out...
5:40
Ha!
 MALE SINGER:
5:47
Pachyderm!
Elephant
5:54 trumpeting
sound
5:54
MALE SINGER:
-
They're here... they're there... oh no, look out, they're everywhere!
6:01
Pinocchio and
dancer
6:05 puppets
appear
onstage.
Mist screen
6:40
comes up with
-
Jiminy Cricket
7:20
underwater.
7:27
Monstro on the
-
mist screen.
7:51
On several
7:33 music cues,
- splash effects
7:50 from the mist
screens.
MICKEY
MICKEY: flowing
7:58
Help... whoa! downstream
from Fantasia.
Spectacular
CANNON
8:22 SHOT as the
Columbia
appears.
PIRATE:
Peter Pan ahoy!
PETER does his rooster call.
HOOK:
Swoggle me eyes, it is Pan! Look alive, you swabs!
MR SMEE:
All hands on deck!
WENDY:
Oh Peter, do be careful!
HOOK:
Come down, boy, if you've a taste for cold steel!
PETER laughs.
HOOK:
Blast this hook!
PETER laughs, then:
Whoa, haha!
HOOK:
Scurvy brat!
PIRATES:
Going somewhere? Let's string him up!
I'm gonna make you walk the plank!
I'll feed you to the sharks!
(laughing)
HOOK:
Double the powder and shorten the fuse!
MR SMEE:
Shorten the powder, and double the fuse.
 CANNON fires again, PIRATE screams and falls from rigging.
WENDY:
Oh how dreadful!
PETER:
Watch this, Wendy!
MR SMEE:
Cap'n... Cap'n Hook!
PIRATES grunt and make strange noises.
HOOK:
Get up, you idiot!
MR SMEE:
Aye-aye, sir!
HOOK: PETER and
8:23 I'll get you for this, Pan, if it's the last thing I do! HOOK
- PIRATES: swordfight in
10:56 Get over there! the rigging of
Don't give us no trouble! the Columbia.
WENDY:
Peter!
HOOK:
I've got you this time! I've waited years for this!
PETER:
Look, you codfish! Here!
MR SMEE:
Give it to him, Captain! Lead him through the brisket![1]
PETER:
You're mine, Hook!
GUN fires
PETER:
Say your prayers, Hook!
HOOK:
Let him have it! Blast him!
PETER:
Ah ah ah!
GUN fires again, PIRATE screams.
WENDY:
Fly, Peter!
HOOK:
Oh, you blithering blockheads! That cursed Peter Pan!
PETER:
I say, Captain, do you hear something?
HOOK:
No! Noooo!
PETER:
Mr Crocodile, do you like codfish? You do? (laughs smugly enough that you want to hit him with a
brick)
HOOK:
Save me, Smee! Save me! Please!
MR SMEE:
I'll save you, Captain! (screams) (lower) Oh, dear.

[1] A Fantasmic! cast member (who asked to remain anonymous) writes: That means 'stab him in the
heart'. We (the cast members of the show) wondered about this when the show first opened, so we
did some research. Of course asking Barnette Ricci, the director of the show, was who we should of
asked first, but still that's what she told us, and since she wrote it, I believe her.
FEMALE SINGER:
See...
It in your mind,
And you can find,
In your imagination:
 Tales of enchantment,
Beauty and romance,
Happily ever after.
MALE SINGER:
Tale as old as time,
True as it could be,
Barely even friends,
Then somebody bends,
Unexpectedly.
Certain as the sun...
Rising in the East
MALE SINGER is joined by FEMALE SINGER:
Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme,
Beauty and the Beast.
FEMALE SINGER:
BEAUTY and
What would I give...
THE BEAST,
If I could live...
ARIEL and
Out of these waters?
11:00 PRINCE ERIC,
MALE SINGER:
- and SNOW
In your imagination...
12:50 WHITE and
FEMALE SINGER:
PRINCE
What would I pay...
CHARMING
To spend the day...
pass on floats.
Warm on the sand?
MALE SINGER:
Dream a fantastic dream...
FEMALE SINGER:
Betcha on land,
They understand
That they don't
Reprimand their daughters.
Bright young women,
Sick of swimming,
Ready to stand...
FEMALE SINGER is joined by MALE SINGER:
Ready to stand...
FEMALE SINGER:
Someday, my prince will come...
FEMALE SINGER is joined by MALE SINGER:
Someday, we'll find true love...
FEMALE SINGER:
Tale as old as time...
MALE SINGER:
Song as old as rhyme...
[1] MIRROR
appears on
semi-
transparent
mist screen
[2] EVIL
QUEEN runs
around on
stage, then
goes to the
Cauldron
which has just
appeared at
EVIL QUEEN:
stage left.
Slave in the Magic Mirror... come from the farthest space... through wind and darkness I summon
During her
thee... Speak! Let me see thy face.
next speech,
12:55 MIRROR:
pyrotechnic
 pyrotechnic
- [1]Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold; three lovelier maids I see. And here, in Mickey's
flashes appear
13:53 imagination, beauty and love will always survive.
at points
EVIL QUEEN:
designated by
No! [2]A magic spell in the black of night, * with a scream of fright, * (scream) * and a bolt of light[3],
*s.
* turn my hair to white![4]
[3] The Light
Towers on
stage strobe
for a few
seconds.
[4] More
flashes and
fireworks as
EVIL QUEEN
becomes the
WICKED
WITCH from
Snow White.
14:03
WICKED WITCH:
-
Now, I'll turn that little mouse's dream into a Nightmare Fantasmic! (laughs) Imagine this! (laughs)
14:19
14:22
WICKED WITCH:
-
Magic Mirror, on the wall, all the forces of Evil I call...
14:30
The Inflatable
Ursula appears
on the river
from stage
right and
passes the
MIRROR: AUDIENCE,
You have... the power... (WICKED WITCH merges with MIRROR) to control his mind (laughs) with an
URSULA: animated
14:31 Oh yes! How exciting! Let's do it! (extended laughing) Hellooo... Ursula
- (singing) I admit that in the past I've been a Nasty; appearing on
15:39 They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch... the mist
(speaking) hmm... Beluga Sevruga indeed! Ursula will take matters into her own tentacles! Ha! How screens.
nice! Mickey Mouse's mind... will be mine! And then I'll make him writhe... I'll see him wriggle like a [Note: the
worm on a hook! To belong... to me... to obey my every whim! Why not, let's do it! Inflatable
Ursula has
been missing
for several
years now, and
will probably
never return]
On a music
cue, VERY
BRIGHT
16:43
pyrotechnic
flare on stage
right.
The flash and
smoke clear to
reveal
MALEFICIENT
from Sleeping
Beauty on
MALEFICIENT:
16:48 stage right,
Now you will deal with me, and all the powers of MY imagination!
- and Mickey as
MICKEY:
16:58 the Brave Little
Oh no![1]
Tailor on stage
left.
 [1] Another
bright
pyrotechnic
flash.
MALEFICIENT
laughs wildly
as the screen
shows her
16:59
growing to
-
giant stature,
17:39
then changing
into a fire-
breathing
Dragon.
WICKED WITCH:
(cackling) Imagination!
17:40 URSULA laughs.
CHERNABOG growls.
DRAGON laughs.
Screen clears
to reveal the
huge
17:59 DRAGON continues to laugh.
DRAGON
menacing
MICKEY.
On a music
cue, the
DRAGON
18:16 breathes fire at
MICKEY, and
the rivers
ignite.
Fire burns on
the Rivers of
18:17 America,
- getting closer
18:35 and closer to
the
AUDIENCE.
[1]MICKEY
shoots a bolt
of energy from
his sword at
the dragon,
who reels
back, writhes
in agony, and
dies. The
18:36 MICKEY: screens pop
- up again,
19:11 Huh, y...y...you may think you're so powerful, huh, huh, huhu. Well, uh, this is my dream![1] showing the
evil characters
dying in
reverse order:
MALEFICIENT,
CHERNABOG,
URSULA,
WICKED
WITCH, EVIL
QUEEN.
Symbolizing
 the destruction
of Evil, a white
19:12
firework blast
explodes
onstage.
The screens
come up and
19:19 TINKERBELLE
- flutters about,
19:38 dropping Pixie
Dust three
times.
The "Stage
Ninjas" appear
19:39 at the top of
- the stage and
20:07 wave their
fiber optic
wands.
CHORUS:
See... With a burst of
It in your mind, light the Mark
And you will find, Twain appears,
In your imagination: covered with
Mysteries and magic, Disney
Visions fantastic, characters and
Leading to strange and wondrous dreams. with MICKEY
Dreams, as Steamboat
Of make believe, Willie at the
But could they all come true... wheel. The
20:08 (the chorus takes a 15 second break, then continues) boat passes
- CHORUS: from stage left
21:58 Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh... around the
In your imagination... rivers to stage
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh... right and
In your imagination... proceeds
Deep in your mind, offstage. The
It's magic you'll find, characters on
When out of the night, the boat are
Dark forces ignite, doing an
To blind you with frightening schemes; elaborate
You use your might, routine with
To brighten the light, ribbon wands.
Creating a night of wondrous dreams...
MICKEY as
the Sorcerer's
Apprentice
appears at the
top of the Mill
21:58
at the rear of
-
the stage.
22:43
Lasers and
fireworks fill
the sky in a
spectacular
finale.
With a flash of
pyrotechnic
sparks,
MICKEY
vanishes from
the top of the
 the top of the
22:44 Mill and
reappears, in
his tuxedo
outfit, at his
original
position at
stage left.
[1] MICKEY
vanishes in a
MICKEY:
22:48 flash of light,
Some imagination, huh? (laugh)[1]
and the show
is over!

Original script, characters, images, and intellectual property copyright © Disney.

Page copyright © 1997 Andrew Rich. All company trademarks acknowledged. Thanks to Adrienne
Vincent and Glenn Stephens for the original concept, and many other a.d.d-ers including Sean
"Yoda" Rouse and Matthew Yates for additional suggestions and corrections.

Neutering of Fantasmic 3-D! elements and minor corrections/additions by Zan Hecht, 2002.