Any man who drinks Alomo Bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder....

obasanjo (1999) Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1957). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry - (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947) Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari 1980 Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013) Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit - Bola Tinubu (2011) Anyone that read this without laffin, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)