Anakin and That Prick Jar Jar Go Podracing. Scene 1, Act 1. Jar Jar: Hi Ani, shall we go podracing?

Anakin: S re, Jar Jar, ! t " a# a Jedi $night now, so " #ight not %it in the podracer, hehehehe. Jar Jar la ghs %or a #in te, and Anakin d l& 'oins in, res lting in Jar Jar and Anakin la ghing proario sl& in p !lic %or 1 #in te. Jar Jar: (h, that was % nn&, Ani. Hehehehe Anakin: "t s re was, Jar Jar, hehe Anakin and Jar Jar la gh %or a % rther ) #in tes in a spontaneo s re%lection on their recent 'oke. cut to flashback part of Jar Jar and Anakin laughing with soft music Pad#e walks into the h t Anakin: He&, *iss Pad#e, &o +re looking as !ea ti% l as e,er. -o %ill p the darkness that was le%t !& all o% #& worst actor awards. Pad#e: (h, Ani, that+s so sweet. -o are like a ra& o% s nshine to #& da& Anakin and Pad#e look at eachother intentl& %or 1 #in te, with Jar Jar doing cartwheels in the !ackgro nd Jar Jar: .ait, are &o twosa an ite#? Pad#e: &es, Jar Jar, ! t keep it a secret/ i% the Jedi %o nd o t, the&+d e0pel Anakin Jar Jar: &o sa secret+s sa%ea with #e1a all three o% the# la gh %or another #in te with ca#era 2oo#s on each o% their %aces. Pad#e: (h, Ani, " lo,e &o so # ch. Hold #e, like &o did on 3a!oo, when there was nothing ! t o r lo,e. Anakin: -o +re so !ea ti% l, e,en the !rightest apple wo ld look d ll co#pared to &o r nat ral glow Pad#e: (h, Ani, "+,e alwa&s lo,ed &o r char#. -o are like a per%ect little orange. Jar Jar walks back and falls over an engine, simultaneously getting his head stuck in a bin Pad#e and Anakin la gh proario sl& at this %or 4 #in tes, and three repla&s are shown o% his %all, incl ding a slow #o with 5enn& Hill # sic. They all start to walk off towards a podracer, when Jar Jar quickly turns around in haste and gulps, as though he has realised something

Jar Jar: Jes s 6hrist, Anakin, &o +re shagging a senator7 Scene ends with the# all walking o%% into Tatooine+s twin s ns.