Anchorman 2

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Sunt nenumrate locuri
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de unde putem ncepe urmtorul capitol
al legendei lui Ron Burgundy,
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acesta fiind unul dintre ele.
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Totui, nu vom porni istorisirea
de aici.
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Povestea noastr ncepe n locul
la care viseaz toi prezentatorii.
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n oraul New York.
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Ron Burgundy...!
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Gagic-ta are un cur
ca monstrul din Lochness.
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Fundul misterului...
Lumea umbl mereu dup el.
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Ron, n-ai de gnd s-i zici nimic?
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Cnd ai un fund ct Steaua Polar,
nelepii i-l vor urma pretutindeni.
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Era o perioad
de dinaintea celularelor i steroizilor,
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iar pentru Ron i deja soia sa,
Veronica, viaa era frumoas.
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Pieptul dezgolit al Znei Mselu
l-a stnjenit pe copil.
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Episcopul purta ndragi fr tur
la Barul lu' Mia.
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Barul lu' Mia.
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Piticul de grdin
avea un penis de mrime normal.
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Piticul de grdin
avea un penis de mrime normal.
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Corningstone...
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ia intr pe ua din dos! Nu!
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Nu!
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Ia copiii! Salveaz copiii!
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Cinci... patru...
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- S ai o emisie grozav.
- i tu, dragule.
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Bun seara. Aceasta e ediia de weekend
a tirilor WBC de la 18.30.
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Sunt Ron Burgundy.
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Iar eu sunt Veronica Corningstone.

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tirea serii! ONU a sancionat...
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Dup ce ies din emisie,
trimitei-i pe ia doi pn la mine.
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E momentul pentru o schimbare.
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Umbl zvonul
c dup 35 de ani de ocrmuire,
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Mack Tannen se gndete la retragere.
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Exact!
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Crezi c ne-ar putea...
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ne-ar putea promova
la tirile de noapte, Ron.
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Cred c e o presupunere corect...
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Doamne Dumnezeule,
chiar asta se ntmpl, nu?
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- Intru n hiperventilaie...
- Da, vd i eu.
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Uit-te la mine...
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- Parc sunt ppua unui ventriloc.
- ntr-adevr.
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Oprete-te nainte de a ajunge acolo.
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S nu faci aa n birou, dragule.
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Dle Tannen,
suntei o surs de inspiraie.
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Prezint tirile de sear
de peste 35 de ani.
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- O treab a naibii de bun.
- Da.
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A naibii de bun...
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Am avut patru neveste,
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am ase sau apte copii
crora n-am timp s le spun c-i iubesc.
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Sincer, par lipsii de afeciune.
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Am ucis patru oameni n Okinawa.
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Asta basta cu npasta!
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Asta a fost acum dou sptmni.
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Ideea e...
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- Este o slujb foarte solicitant.
- Aa e!
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i m gndeam...
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c s-ar putea s avei
toate calitile pentru asta.
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Acum...
s v privesc mai ndeaproape.
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Dumnezeule!
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Ar fi greit s v spun
c mirosii nemaipomenit?
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Ron, taci!
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De ce naie eti?
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Finlandez?
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Zero barat.
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Sunt sut la sut
flcu voinic de mexican.
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Din statul Oixaca.
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Ba nu eti, dragule.
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V salut, domnule.
Inima o ia razna...
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Trebuie s spun
c e foarte ciudat i neortodox.
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i-o plcea s pipi marfa, nu?
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mi cer scuze.
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Bine atunci...
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Sunt pe cale s rescriu...
istoria tirilor de televiziune.
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- Veronica?
- Da...
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Vei fi prima femeie prezentatoare
pe post permanent din istorie.
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- Dumnezeule!
- tiam eu!
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Ct despre dvs, dle Burgundy...
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Voi fi primul prezentator
alergic la lactoz.
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- Dle Burgundy...
- Da!
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- Suntei concediat.
- Poftim?
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Concediat...
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Suntei cel mai penibil prezentator...

pe care l-am vzut vreodat.
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Dar cu ce am greit?
Spunei-mi un lucru greit.
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Focul a fost deschis
asupra soldailor coreeni
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n Zona Demilitarizat.
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Doamne, mi pare aa de ru.
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Cineva a scris tirea
numai cu majuscule
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i eu am crezut
c trebuie s-o citesc urlnd.
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Preedintele Barter... cca-m-a!
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Preedintele Carter va susine un discurs
dup summitul de mari.
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Tony, am njurat cumva adineauri?
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Vorbeti serios?
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S m cac!
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Pardon, rahat! Adic rahat turcesc.
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Liderul drepturilor civile ucis
a fost omagiat...
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Miculi, ai vzut asta?
Direct pe obiectiv.
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Oameni buni, mi pare ru.
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M menin
la un standard profesional ridicat
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i dvs n-ar trebui
s auzii un asemenea limbaj.
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Am o zi de tot ccatul.
Sugea-mi-a...!
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tiu c e o situaie complicat
avnd n vedere relaia voastr,
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aa c-i las timp pn disear
s te gndeti.
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- i interzic!
- mi interzici?
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Dar cine te crezi, Julius Caesar?
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Cine naiba-i Iulius Cezar?
Doar tii c nu m uit la baschet.
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mi pare att de ru,
dar s-a ntmplat pur i simplu, Ron.
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Iar noi doi suntem parteneri, scumpule
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i dac mi se ntmpl ceva bun,

i se ntmpl la fel i ie.
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E ridicol! E limpede
c i s-a ntmplat numai ie.
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ine-i gura!
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- Mam?
- mi pare ru, dl i dn Burgundy.
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Nu vrea s se duc la culcare.
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Fir-ar s fie! Lupita, ce fceai sus?
Mncai nachos?
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Mami, tati,
de ce ipai unul la cellalt?
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Mama i-a atins prul lui tati din nou?
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Walter, mai bine
te duci la culcare, da?
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Mami i tati poart o discuie.
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Nu! Trebuie s aud i el.
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Are ase ani, e brbat.
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Walter, ascult-m...
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Viaa nu e un basm.
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Nu-i numai srituri cu coarda
i palme la fund.
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E mai complicat.
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Ce vrei s faci cu viaa ta?
Ce vrei s fii cnd vei crete?
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Vreau s fiu un astronaut
sau un cowboy.
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- N-o s ajungi nici una, nici alta.
- Ron!
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Trebuie s-i pui aspiraiile
mult mai jos.
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Adic la Prestri Servicii:
buctar la fast-food, gardian la pucrie,
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poate s fii maistru de lumini
la o filmare porno.
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Pe scurt, nseamn s ii o lantern,
n timp ce adulii se hrjonesc.
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- E doar un copil, Ron.
- Nu, nu...
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I-au dat tuleiele pe piept.
E destul de mare s aud astea.
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- Tatl tu e nelept.
- Am s te ncui n debara!
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Veronica... Uite concluzia mea.
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Ai de luat o decizie foarte simpl.
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M alegi pe mine...
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sau slujba.
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Dar nu trebuie s fie o alegere, Ron.
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Nu face asta...
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Nu arunca tot ce ne-am trudit
att de mult s construim.
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Eu...?
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... sau slujba.
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Calitate nainte de toate!
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UN TIRIST LEGENDAR 2
- LEGENDA CONTINU 144
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Traducerea i adaptarea
George Becta (c) Titrri Team
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ASE LUNI MAI TRZIU
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Bine ai venit la parada delfinilor
de la ora 3.10 de la Sea World,
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sponsorizat de British Petroleum.
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B.P. Oil.
Prietenul cel mai bun al naturii!
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Acum, gazda dumneavoastr,
Ron Burgundy!
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Bun ziua tuturor!
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Bine ai venit la cel mai cunoscut
parc acvatic, Sea World,
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aici n San Diago, California.
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Ia ascultai o constatare haioas.
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Delfinii nu sunt peti, sunt mamifere.
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V mai ofer nc o constatare.
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N-am mai simit mbriarea drgstoas
a unei fiine umane, de peste trei luni.
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Sunt att de singur...
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Am pltit un vagabond
s m in n brae.
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S le primim
pe dresoarele de talie mondial...
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Jessie i Paula.
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Mulumim...
Mulumesc, Ron.
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Cteodat ncerc s le srut.
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El e Ron Burgundy...
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- Vreau s te srut.
- Nu.
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- Sau i srut prietena.
- Nu.
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Ce-ai zice ca cele dou dresoare
s se pupe una pe alta?
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Nu...
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Mai bine haidei s salutm
vedetele acestui spectacol...
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Chippy i Roo Roo!
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Pentru informaia dvs,
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Chippy a ieit de la reabilitare,
iar Roo Roo e un dobitoc.
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Ia privii ce trucuri fac!
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Pi la ce v-ai atepta?
Doar sunt delfini!
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Ce-ai zis acolo?
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Uit-te la tine,
cu zmbetul la permanent,
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te crezi detept cu limba ta secret,
dar te bei prin vrful capului.
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Eti un golan, Ron Burgundy!
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Copiii i animalele te ursc,
Ron Burgundy!
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A hali delfini dac ar fi legal!
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Dai-mi drumul, bufonilor!
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n primul rnd...
ai vomitat n acvariul rechinilor,
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apoi ai hrnit focile cu aorma,
iar acum asta?
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Eti concediat, beivan ratat!
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Ghici ce, Trevor!
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Am venit zilnic
cu o jumate de or mai devreme,
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ca s violez o stea de mare.
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sta-i captul. N-o s dau napoi.

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tiu c nu e o privelite prea grozav.
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O s fii singurul martor.
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Dac nu supori, prsete camera.
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E prea trziu, Baxter.
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Voi urma calea vechilor samurai,
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care dezonorai fiind,
se spnzurau de neon.
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Adio, prinior pros.
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Sfnt fric din moric!
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Burgundy...?
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Doamne Dumnezeule!
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Ce naiba s-a ntmplat?
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Am ncercat s m spnzur...
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pentru c viaa mea e un dezastru
i n-am ntrezrit alt soluie.
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Cred c spui adevrul,
dar de ce o spui parc minind?
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A fost un strigt dup ajutor,
dar n-am mai reuit,
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pentru c sunt prea greu
i lampa din tavan a cedat.
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Ceva de genul sta...
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Da...
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- Spui adevrul?
- Da.
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Chiar asta s-a ntmplat.
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Cltitele astea-s de mna ntia.
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i zic eu...
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Sinuciderea i golete maul.
M doare-n cot de ce zic alii.
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Numele meu e Freddie Shapp
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i sunt productorul
unui nou sistem de tiri.
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Vom nfiina un canal de tiri
de 24 de ore pe zi.
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Primul pe nia asta.
GNN - Global News Network.
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Fr ndoial, e cea mai mare tmpenie
pe care am auzit-o vreodat.
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Adic tiri difuzate 24 de ore
n continuu?
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Cu alte cuvinte, postul tv
care nu ntrerupe emisia niciodat.
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Da, da... 24 de ore n continuu.
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Fr suprare,
dar eti un idiot groaznic de prost.
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Te asigur c suntem pe bune
cu treaba asta.
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Avem studiouri ultramoderne
n Manhattan,
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iar Kench Allenby, multimilionarul,
proprietarul Koala Airlines...
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M bucur att de mult
c a fost achitat n procesul de crim.
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Sunt un mare fan al lui Kench Allenby.
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El e finanatorul ntregii reele.
El crede n viitorul ei.
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Nu cred c nelegi, Freddie...
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Eroul meu, Mack Tannen,
228
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mi-a spus c sunt cel mai jalnic ziarist
pe care l-a vzut vreodat.
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Nu sunt suficient de bun!
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Da... Ai aici salariul
pentru prima sptmn.
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Sfnt himen al Oliviei Newton John!
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Aadar, ce zici, Ron?
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Accept slujba...
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i-i jur
c voi fi din nou numrul unu.
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mi voi recupera fiul,
236
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mi voi reface reputaia
i voi cuta mpcare cu Veronica.
237
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Dar cel mai important...
238
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voi mplini misiunea pe care Dumnezeu
i-a dat-o lui Ron Burgundy s o fac.
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S aib un pr lung, frumos
i s citeasc tiri.
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Ron... mi-ai fcut ziua frumoas.
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Am cea mai bun echip de tiriti
din lume.
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Tu decizi...
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Trebuie doar s-i gsesc.
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San DiAgo...
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Se pare c vom ncepe cutrile
chiar aici, acas.
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Am auzit c Champ Kind a fost concediat,
dup ce a intrat n direct beat, spunnd:
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"Singurul sport olimpic
la care se pricep filipinezii
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e mncatul de pisici i cini".
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- Cui i place puiul? ie-i place!
- Nou ne place!
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Puiul e delicios,
aa c vino-ncoa'!
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Ele sunt
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Sunt legenda local din San Diego,
Champ Kind i cred n dou lucruri:
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n puiul bine fcut
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i c recensmntul e metoda ONU

de a-i transforma copiii n homosexuali.
255
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Aa c trecei pe la noi
pentru o aripioar.
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Iar cnd vei veni,
vei exclama: Gustos!
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Nu servim catolici i evrei.
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Poftii, o specialitate gustoas
i o salat la fel de gustoas.
259
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,496
Dar e un plasture folosit
n salata de varz.
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M ocup imediat de asta...
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Car-te c-i sfrm capul,
bi comunist mpuit!
262
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Iar dac eti cu recensmntul,
tiai-m de pe list!
263
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N-ai stat niciodat prea bine
cu manierele, Champ.
264
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Ron? Ron Burgundy?
Ia treci ncoace!
265
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- Ce mai faci, prietene?
- Doamne, ce mi-ai lipsit!
266
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- mi pare bine s te vd.
- M simt ca acas.
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- Eti bine?
- Da, sunt bine.
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Acum, chiar mai bine.
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Bun, gata cu mbriatul, da?
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Da... bine.
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Ba nu, treci napoi!
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Nu fi ciudat!
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Apoi Harken
mi-a oferit un loc i mi-a zis:
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"Champ, eti un alcoolic violent,
un rasist,
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i cred c eti bt la sport".
276
00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:22,144
Iar eu i-am zis: "Ed, bi polonez ratat,
e deja 10 dimineaa, hai s bem ceva".
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Ne-am dus la un meci de baseball,
unde mexicanii au nscris nite eseuri,
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apoi m-a concediat.
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Din fericire, la ieire,
am simulat un accident de munc,
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iar cu banii de la despgubire
am cumprat localul sta.
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M bucur s vd
c ai aterizat n picioare, Champ.
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- Pot s te ntreb ceva?
- Sigur, orice.
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- sta... e de pasre?
- Normal c nu.
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E imposibil s obii profit,
dac vinzi pui adevrat.
285
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- Da, noi vindem mai mult lilieci.
- Poftim?
286
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Sunt de calitate bun, s tii.
287
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sta-i cel mai ngrozitor lucru
pe care l-am auzit.
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Trebuie s faci pe naiba-n patru, da?
289
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Deci ce faci tu
e s vinzi lilieci prjii?
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Da...
tii cum li se mai spune liliecilor?
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- Lilieci...
- Pui de peter.
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00:16:04,824 --> 00:16:08,666
Nimeni nu le spune aa.
Cine-s cei care-i numesc astfel?

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E un tip pe care l-am cunoscut, Paco.
Vinde metadon prin port.
294
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Deci tipul la i-a botezat
"Pui de peter"?
295
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Da.
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00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:18,034
Pi nu-s mai muli.
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00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,778
Mai bine ia o gur
s nu mai judeci att.
298
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N-am s muc dintr-un liliac prjit.
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- E delicios.
- E numai zgrci, uite...
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- Era un liliac?
- Un pui de peter.
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Ce te aduce aici, Ron?
302
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,727
Prietene... avem de treab
n New York.
303
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Gustos! M bag.
304
00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:41,509
- i-ai gsit prezentatorul de sport.
- Minunat.
305
00:16:41,561 --> 00:16:43,255
Danny...
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nchide tot.
307
00:16:45,642 --> 00:16:48,325
- tii unde e Brian Fantana?
- N-ai auzit?
308
00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:51,103
Fantana a ajuns un barosan.
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Iubito...
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Aa... joac-te...
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Joac-te, rsucete-te,
ridic picioarele alea...
312
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,421
Eti un bo mic i flocos, nu?
313
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,792
Da... Ce-mi place ce se ntmpl!
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00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:10,224
Asta e...! Da, da...
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00:17:10,622 --> 00:17:12,489
Bilue de puf ce suntei...
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Am terminat.
317
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,908
Nu poate iei mai bine de att.
318
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- E genial!
- Da...
319
00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:24,943
Brian ai puin timp
i pentru cei de jos?
320
00:17:27,944 --> 00:17:30,391
Fir-a al naibii...
321
00:17:33,422 --> 00:17:34,848
Salut, Brian.
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00:17:34,908 --> 00:17:36,173
Ce mai faci?
323
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Asta e... Termin!
324
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,853
Nu-mi vine s cred!
M bucur s v vd.
325
00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:43,347
Bine ai venit...
326
00:17:43,405 --> 00:17:46,072
- Bine ai venit n sanctuar.
- Locul sta e fabulos!
327
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,857
- E uimitor!
- E vnzoleal azi.
328
00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:50,492
Facem coperta de la "Pisici de lux",
care urmeaz s apar
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i tii ce presupune asta.
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00:17:51,755 --> 00:17:53,433
Parc am trit n grot
n ultimii doi ani.
331
00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:54,765
Nu-i vorba de asta...
332
00:17:54,822 --> 00:17:56,752
Mi-am fcut o saun n buctrie.
333
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Muli cred c e o ciudenie,

dar eu mi in vinul acolo.
334
00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:02,714
Nu-s cu vinurile,
dar mcar le in la loc cald.
335
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,306
Ia privii!
336
00:18:04,436 --> 00:18:06,654
Ce distractiv a fost...
337
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:08,955
A fost edin foto
de dou sptmni n Praga.
338
00:18:09,461 --> 00:18:11,545
tii cum li se mai zice pisicilor?
339
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,940
- Pui de depou.
- Ba nu.
340
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,496
- Ce-a zis?
- Nu-i da ap la moar.
341
00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:18,053
Ct crni are.
342
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,190
Mie-mi place.
343
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,448
Ce-mi place mult, e plin de adevr.
344
00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:25,796
Ursc zilele de luni.
Nu-s un tip amator de zile de luni.
345
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,957
Ron urte zilele de luni.
346
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,039
Nici eu nu m dau n vnt dup ele.
347
00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:32,598
Nu-mi plac nici zilele
de mari, miercuri sau joi.
348
00:18:33,852 --> 00:18:35,530
De ce ai venit, pn la urm?
349
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,968
Ei bine, Brian...
350
00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:40,122
- Vreau s reunesc echipa.
- Serios?
351
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:44,120
- Desigur, vrem s tim dac te bagi.
- Iisuse, ce s zic...
352
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:48,558
Am toat lumea la degetul mic...
Nu tiu dac pot.
353
00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:49,831
Hristoase, las c am priceput.
354
00:18:49,865 --> 00:18:53,854
Eti geniul fotografilor de pisici,
de ce s renuni la toate astea.
355
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,375
Brian, nu tiu dac ai aflat,
356
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,931
dar n New York
e plin de baruri cu gagici goale.
357
00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:02,692
ntrebarea rmne valabil.
358
00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:05,175
Unde e Brick Tamland?
359
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:09,019
- N-ai aflat?
- Nu. Ce s-a ntmplat?
360
00:19:09,604 --> 00:19:11,107

Brick este...
361
00:19:12,132 --> 00:19:13,322
mort.
362
00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:18,102
mi plac prjitoarele de pine.
363
00:19:18,144 --> 00:19:21,117
mi mai plac mnuile de gtit
c se pun uor pe mn.
364
00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,523
Brick a disprut n mare acum un an.
365
00:19:24,566 --> 00:19:27,738
I s-a prut c vede o pasre
i s-a dus not la ea s-o mngie.
366
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,180
Nu s-a mai ntors niciodat.
367
00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:31,040
Cu toii l-am iubit pe Brick.
368
00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:34,132
Chiar dac n-a avut niciodat
numr de telefon, adres
369
00:19:34,158 --> 00:19:36,876
sau cod numeric personal.
370
00:19:36,898 --> 00:19:41,216
n ase ani de munc la televiziune
nu i-a ncasat niciodat salariul.
371
00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:43,874
- Bunul Brick...
- A fost un om sensibil.
372
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:48,620
Mi-a zis c vrea s-i doneze
organele tiinei, nainte de moarte,
373
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:51,405
ca s vad pe unde vor ajunge.
374
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:55,474
Va dinui n amintirea noastr
i i se va simi mereu lipsa.
375
00:20:00,795 --> 00:20:02,395
Mulumesc, printe.
376
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:05,825
- Nu...
- Haide, mi...!
377
00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:07,678
- Brick a fost un mare om...
- Serios?
378
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,345
... i-mi va lipsi att de mult.
379
00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:11,709
i nu-mi voi gsi pacea,
pn nu-i voi gsi ucigaul.
380
00:20:11,726 --> 00:20:13,573
- Ce?!
- Ucigaul...?
381
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,312
Nu-mi vine s cred
c nu mai este printre noi.
382
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,077
Dar este printre noi.
383
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:21,403
i abia ce-l vzusem ieri.
384
00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:24,200
Probabil vorbeai cu tine nsui
n oglind.
385
00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:26,259
Cnd am aflat vestea...
386
00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:30,540
Nu tiam nici mcar
cum s pricep ceva.
387
00:20:30,572 --> 00:20:33,369
- Dar nimeni nu pricepe.
- De ce, de ce...
388
00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:36,536
De ce ni l-ai luat...?
389
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:39,013
Dar e clar
c stai n faa noastr, Brick.
390
00:20:39,058 --> 00:20:40,330
Fir-ai tu s fii!
391
00:20:40,382 --> 00:20:42,212
- Brick...
- Brick e mort!
392
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,175
- Ba nu, Brick e viu.
- Brick e mort.
393
00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:45,579
- Uit-te la el!
- Ba nu e mort.
394
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,565
Nu e mort, Brick. Nu eti mort.
395
00:20:47,716 --> 00:20:49,540
- Brick, tu eti.
- E mort!
396
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,794
Ba nu!
397
00:20:51,147 --> 00:20:53,407
Tu eti Brick. Atinge-te.
398
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:55,777
- Eu sunt Brick?
- Da...
399
00:20:55,816 --> 00:20:58,061
- Sunt viu?
- Da...
400
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,755
Normal... Normal c eti.
401
00:21:00,821 --> 00:21:02,453
Pentru numele Domnului...
402
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:04,962
Parc-i vine s-l bai.
Ei, parc...
403
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:12,158
Mai inei minte excursia de Pati
la San Francisco?
404
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,139
Ne-am mbtat aa tare,
c l-am pus pe Brick ntr-un congelator
405
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:17,641
i l-am aruncat
de pe podul Golden Gate.
406
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,740
Mi-am rupt spatele.
407
00:21:21,885 --> 00:21:25,957
Dar cnd l-ai provocat pe Champ
s bea halba aia cu detergent lichid?
408
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,528
A golit-o pn s-i spui:
409
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:30,302
"Nu, n-o face,
e ca i cum ai bea otrav".
410
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,958
Atunci am fost n com
timp de ase luni.
411
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:40,831
La ce leziuni cerebrale aveam,
mi-au zis c n-o s trec de 55 de ani.
412
00:21:43,183 --> 00:21:46,441
- Mai ai trei ani, prietene.
- O s mori!
413
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:53,454
Mai inei minte cnd eram singur
i am avut visul la?
414
00:21:53,468 --> 00:21:57,487
Visul cu portocalul?
Care n loc de portocale avea copii?
415
00:21:58,778 --> 00:22:01,031
Era un copilopac.
416
00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:04,591
Brick, cum s inem noi minte,
doar a fost visul tu.
417
00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:07,827
Era un... copi...lo...pac.
418
00:22:09,618 --> 00:22:11,670
Un vis tare interesant ai avut.
419
00:22:11,715 --> 00:22:14,933
Spune poveti cu echipa de tiriti
din trecut.
420
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:21,305
Sau atunci cnd m-am nscut
i am ieit dintr-un vagin?
421
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:27,811
Urlam: "Uite-m!
Uite-m cum ies, mami!"
422
00:22:29,235 --> 00:22:32,672
n primul rnd, Brick, m ndoiesc
c-i aminteti propria natere
423
00:22:32,713 --> 00:22:35,709
i nc o dat-i zic,
noi n-am fost de fa.
424
00:22:39,604 --> 00:22:42,326
Nu pot... nu m pot opri din rs.
425
00:22:43,522 --> 00:22:46,542
- Bag-i un creion n gur.

- Nu-i nimic.
426
00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:52,572
Bi, ct de bine m simt.
427
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,157
Echipa de tiriti a revenit.
428
00:22:54,185 --> 00:22:58,170
Ron... Brian, Brick, eu,
pn i Baxter.
429
00:23:00,186 --> 00:23:02,849
Boorogul... Ce mic i flocos e!
430
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,240
Ron, cine conduce?
431
00:23:05,307 --> 00:23:07,269
Nu-i face griji.
I-am activat tempomatul.
432
00:23:08,994 --> 00:23:11,311
Cine vrea nite chimmychanga?
433
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,846
Cel mai bun lucru fcut a fost
s montez friteuza asta n main.
434
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:19,521
Ron, de ce ii aici bilele de bowling
i terariul sta cu scorpioni?
435
00:23:19,806 --> 00:23:22,888
E o poveste lung i cretin.
436
00:23:22,983 --> 00:23:26,339
Ron, tempomatul menine viteza,
nu direcia.
437
00:23:26,392 --> 00:23:27,818
Ce ziceai?
438
00:24:27,459 --> 00:24:30,199
Ce tire bomb o s ias din asta.
439
00:24:37,957 --> 00:24:40,820
"Marele Mr"...
Ron Burgundy s-a ntors.
440
00:24:40,829 --> 00:24:43,092
De ce i se zice "Marele Mr", Ron?
441
00:24:43,151 --> 00:24:45,909
Pentru c n New York
exist cte un mr pe fiecare strad.
442
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:49,755
Am ajuns...
443
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,837
Bine ai venit la GNN.
444
00:24:54,211 --> 00:24:57,225
Nu tiu ce s zic, Ron.
Eti sigur de locul sta?
445
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,776
Biei, tiu c e cam dezastru acum,
dar credei-m...
446
00:24:59,819 --> 00:25:02,867
Totul va fi gata
pentru lansarea de mine.
447
00:25:02,922 --> 00:25:06,900
i am scotocit toat ara
dup cei mai buni tiriti.
448
00:25:06,957 --> 00:25:09,265
Uite-l pe Curtis Knightfish
din Houston,
449
00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:11,792
Curtis Knightfish...
nu poate fi mai bine de att.
450
00:25:11,831 --> 00:25:14,289
Diane Yahwea din Carson City.
451
00:25:14,351 --> 00:25:16,874
Diane Yahwea...
tii ce porecl are, nu?
452
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:20,477
- Yahwea "Prestatoarea".
- E mtua mea.
453
00:25:20,503 --> 00:25:24,955
i cel mai bun n domeniu...
Jack Lime, din Chicago.
454
00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:29,475
Umbl zvonul c Allenby
l pltete cu un milion pe an.
455
00:25:29,479 --> 00:25:32,607
Ce tmpenie...
Cine valoreaz atia bani?
456
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:36,707
Doamne! E absolut magnific!
457
00:25:36,901 --> 00:25:39,913
Cred c i rahatul lui
miroase a lemn de santal.
458
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,065
- Bi n-auzi, te pot ajuta cu ceva?
- Ce-ai spus?
459
00:25:43,117 --> 00:25:45,716
Am zis, bi n-auzi
te pot ajuta cu ceva?
460
00:25:45,822 --> 00:25:47,327
Ce vrei s spui?
461
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:49,172
Te holbai la mine, mecherule.
462
00:25:49,845 --> 00:25:51,637
Vrei s-i semnez un autograf?
463
00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:57,055
Nu, ne spunea cine eti,
iar eu m uitam la tine,
464
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,549
apoi el a adugat ceva
i eu m-am uitat iar la tine.

465
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:09,329
Jack Lime e un tip grozav.
466
00:26:10,788 --> 00:26:13,199
Aa se aude cnd vorbesc?
467
00:26:16,257 --> 00:26:18,817
- E vreo problem?
- Nu, nu...
468
00:26:18,842 --> 00:26:20,216
Nicio problem!
469
00:26:20,253 --> 00:26:22,617
Pi ai o mutr
ca i cnd ai avea o problem.
470
00:26:22,643 --> 00:26:24,295
mi pare ru c am mutra asta,
471
00:26:24,323 --> 00:26:27,853
nu e intenionat s fac o mutr
care s denote c am vreo problem.
472
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:31,238
Nu-mi place de mutra ta.
Schimb-i mimica, imediat.
473
00:26:31,261 --> 00:26:32,542
Nu te mai strmba att.
474
00:26:32,554 --> 00:26:34,087
Aa e mai bine?
475
00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:37,555
Nu-mi plac expresiile astea,
m nnebunesc de tot.
476
00:26:37,579 --> 00:26:40,176
- Schimb-le, acum!
- O s se nfurie.
477
00:26:40,227 --> 00:26:42,287
Dar mai am attea expresii pe fa.
478
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,556
Fceam mito de tine...
479
00:26:45,656 --> 00:26:47,790
Bine ai venit la noi.
480
00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:49,694
Ne vom simi bine mpreun.
481
00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:52,270
Dumnezeule...
482
00:26:52,935 --> 00:26:55,112
E clasicul Jack Lime.
483
00:26:55,148 --> 00:26:57,497
Haidei, biei, s-l ntlnim pe ef.
484
00:26:57,576 --> 00:26:59,455
Vom avea cadre separate.
485
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,787
Unul cu tine, altul la tirile sportive,
altul la meteo.
486
00:27:02,806 --> 00:27:05,640
Hai s te ntreb, Freddie.
Cum e noul mahr?
487
00:27:05,649 --> 00:27:08,860
Linda Jackson are o emisiune
multipremiat la Emmy.
488
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:13,450
E dur precum i sunt unghiile,
iar Lindei i place s ctige.
489
00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:15,262
Salut, Linda!
490
00:27:15,298 --> 00:27:18,450
Vreau s i-l prezint pe Ron Burgundy.
491
00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:21,419
Linda Jackson, ce mai faci prietene?
492
00:27:23,396 --> 00:27:25,748
Ea e Linda Jackson.
493
00:27:25,802 --> 00:27:27,750
V salut, dle Burgundy.
494
00:27:30,575 --> 00:27:33,071
Negres... neagr.
495
00:27:33,327 --> 00:27:35,416
nceteaz.
496
00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:37,175
mi pare teribil de ru,
497
00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:40,692
nu tiu de ce nu m pot opri
din a spune... neagr.
498
00:27:40,715 --> 00:27:41,860
Cuvntul "neagr".
499
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:45,227
- V salut, dle Burgundy.
- Neagr!
500
00:27:45,321 --> 00:27:47,848
- Neagr...
- Nu mai spunei "neagr".
501
00:27:52,202 --> 00:27:55,149
Neagr. Scuze,
dar dac n-o spun simt c lein.
502
00:27:55,177 --> 00:27:57,571
Donna mi poi aduce te rog o cafea?
503
00:27:57,622 --> 00:27:59,367
- Imediat, dr Jackson.
- Mulumesc.
504
00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:03,365
Luai loc.
Toat lumea, v rog s luai loc.
505
00:28:05,378 --> 00:28:06,882
Minunat! Aadar...
506
00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:08,672
tiu c suntei cu toii informai
507
00:28:08,758 --> 00:28:11,492
c ntreaga comunitate de tiriti
rde de ceea ce ncercm s facem,
508
00:28:11,527 --> 00:28:12,816
tiri de 24 de ore.
509
00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:15,573
- Dar, de asta m-au adus pe mine aici.
- E cea mai bun.
510
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:18,044
Vedei domnilor... Eu nu pierd.
511
00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:20,289
Simt c e nevoie de nite lmuriri.
512
00:28:20,351 --> 00:28:21,525
Nu, v rog.
513
00:28:21,577 --> 00:28:23,405
n numele ntregii echipe de tiri,
514
00:28:23,438 --> 00:28:28,395
v spun c suntem susintori nfocai
ai tuturor africanilor i americanilor.
515
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,176
Veronica e att de bronzat.
516
00:28:30,229 --> 00:28:34,018
in minte primul african i american
pe care l-am vzut.
517
00:28:34,057 --> 00:28:35,827
Se spune african-american.
518
00:28:35,858 --> 00:28:37,432
- Suntei sigur?
- Da.
519
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,599

Absolut-sut-la-sut-pozitiv sigur?
520
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,287
- Nu-i un amestec ca...
- Ron...
521
00:28:41,337 --> 00:28:42,760
Pete cu cartofi prjii?
522
00:28:42,798 --> 00:28:46,803
Suntem cu toii la fel la mruntaie.
Puturoi i roz.
523
00:28:46,866 --> 00:28:49,601
Cnd eram n liceu,
m strecuram n vestiarul fetelor,
524
00:28:49,622 --> 00:28:51,596
pndeam fetele care erau la du
525
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:54,890
i m holbam la toate,
nu conta ce culoare a pielii aveau.
526
00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:57,048
- Aa c...
- Iisuse!
527
00:28:57,091 --> 00:28:59,276
Asta-i cea mai crunt edin
la care am participat.
528
00:28:59,295 --> 00:29:02,016
Un negru m urmrete tot timpul
cnd e nsorit afar.
529
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,645
Cred c aia e umbra ta.
530
00:29:04,265 --> 00:29:05,990
L-am botezat Leon.
531
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:08,398
i dac e nnorat afar
ce se ntmpl cu Leon?
532
00:29:08,425 --> 00:29:10,125

- Se duce acas.
- E umbra ta.
533
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:11,363
Vorbete despre umbra lui.
534
00:29:11,386 --> 00:29:13,712
Mai nchidei sufltorile!
Stai jos!
535
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,633
- Ce face?
- Cred c l-ai speriat.
536
00:29:18,691 --> 00:29:20,951
N-ai voie s ipi la Brick.
537
00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:22,370
A pit ceva?
538
00:29:22,403 --> 00:29:25,311
Poi s fredonezi un cntec de linite
ca o siren?
539
00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,279
Pe nite note stridente ca...
540
00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:30,849
Nu-i mai zic absolut nimic.
541
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:34,847
Haide, Brick... Brick!
Linda are un balon.
542
00:29:38,782 --> 00:29:40,920
Mai bine i-ai aduce un balon.
543
00:29:40,941 --> 00:29:43,432
- tia vorbesc serios, Freddie?
- Linda, mi pare ru.
544
00:29:43,498 --> 00:29:44,970
Nu-i nimic! Nu-i nimic...
545
00:29:44,994 --> 00:29:47,946
Avei o ef de culoare
i asta v sperie.
546
00:29:47,989 --> 00:29:49,412
- V sperie asta?
- Puin...
547
00:29:49,447 --> 00:29:50,772
- Eti speriat?
- S fiu sincer...
548
00:29:50,778 --> 00:29:52,863
- Te-am speriat?!
- Are cuit!
549
00:29:53,031 --> 00:29:54,573
Nu dau doi bani.
550
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,684
N-am venit aici s ne inem de mini
i s cntm colinde.
551
00:29:57,692 --> 00:29:58,935
Neagr...
552
00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:02,629
Dac obinei rating bun,
ne vom nelege de minune.
553
00:30:03,088 --> 00:30:07,301
Iar dac nu...
atunci voi fi de ghea, neplcut.
554
00:30:07,312 --> 00:30:09,197
- Ai bgat la cap?
- Am bgat.
555
00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:11,163
Am bgat cu toii.
556
00:30:11,195 --> 00:30:12,548
Mie-mi place s m bag.
557
00:30:12,574 --> 00:30:16,358
Odat m-am bgat dup o comoar
i am gsit o jumate de cadavru.
558
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,735
Afar din birou!

559
00:30:17,757 --> 00:30:18,815
i spun eu...
560
00:30:18,854 --> 00:30:22,303
Nu trebuie s cedezi nimic
n asemenea situaii
561
00:30:22,330 --> 00:30:24,636
i cred c ne-am inut tare acolo.
562
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,203
Biei... Biei.
563
00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:28,776
V-am fcut rost de un apartament
pe partea estic
564
00:30:28,790 --> 00:30:30,397
i o garderob nou-nou.
565
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:33,588
E minunat. Cnd ne ncepem emisia?
566
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:36,476
Marea lansare e mine la prnz,
567
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,619
iar voi suntei programai
n intervalul 2- 5 dimineaa.
568
00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:44,382
Ce?! Aia-i tura mortului.
569
00:30:44,419 --> 00:30:46,754
Mie nu mi-e fric de fantome.
570
00:30:46,816 --> 00:30:49,741
Minunat, haidei s v dau cheia.
571
00:30:49,761 --> 00:30:50,970
Haidei.
572
00:30:52,572 --> 00:30:55,467
- E i butur n apartament?
- Sigur c e.
573
00:31:17,665 --> 00:31:19,487
N-o s se opreasc.
574
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,933
Cteodat se oprete, dar...
apoi o ia de la capt.
575
00:31:24,496 --> 00:31:27,476
Ce faci, Chani? Rspunde!
576
00:31:28,606 --> 00:31:31,227
Alo, da. V fac legtura imediat.
577
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:34,377
Treaba ta e s rspunzi la telefoane.
578
00:31:34,406 --> 00:31:35,946
M pregtesc s fiu
Mo Crciun Misterios.
579
00:31:35,972 --> 00:31:37,327
Cnd o s fie asta?
580
00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:40,177
E la Crciun, cnd altcndva s fie?
581
00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:45,848
Sunt Brick. Am murit sptmna trecut.
582
00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:47,760
Sunt Chani...
583
00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:50,127
mi place locul
dintre capul i trupul tu.
584
00:31:50,873 --> 00:31:52,688
mi place prul tu...
585
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:57,410
- Arat ca pop-cornul fleac.
- Mulumesc.
586
00:31:57,433 --> 00:32:00,451
Vrei s vezi cum zmbesc

cnd trebuie s fac poze?
587
00:32:00,489 --> 00:32:01,641
Da, te rog.
588
00:32:03,236 --> 00:32:06,736
Vrei s vezi ce fa fac
cnd vd o acadea n form de arpe?
589
00:32:06,772 --> 00:32:07,960
Da.
590
00:32:10,785 --> 00:32:12,415
Drgu...
591
00:32:13,069 --> 00:32:15,174
Care e momentul tu preferat din zi?
592
00:32:15,192 --> 00:32:16,682
Acum.
593
00:32:16,856 --> 00:32:19,361
Care e momentul tu preferat din zi?
594
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:20,977
Acum un minut.
595
00:33:00,232 --> 00:33:02,499
Supriz! i s-a-ntors brbatul!
596
00:33:02,543 --> 00:33:03,869
Ron...
597
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,933
- Ce caui aici?
- M-am angajat la GNN.
598
00:33:07,997 --> 00:33:10,072
M-am mutat iar n ora.
599
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,479
mi doresc s fi sunat mai nti.
600
00:33:12,514 --> 00:33:14,898
Nu conteaz cine-i vinovatul
pentru desprire, bine?

601
00:33:14,942 --> 00:33:16,800
Eu am fost ncpnat,
602
00:33:16,856 --> 00:33:21,093
iar tu, o trf dezaxat
aflat pe stop din 1800.
603
00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:23,226
Care-i rostul la toate astea, Ron?
604
00:33:23,237 --> 00:33:25,255
Rostul e...
605
00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:29,820
M-am ntors acas
i vreau s-mi petrec restul vieii...
606
00:33:29,831 --> 00:33:31,700
Iubito, cine e?
607
00:33:36,805 --> 00:33:40,124
Salut, Ron.
Sunt Gary, iubitul Veronici.
608
00:33:47,981 --> 00:33:51,757
la e un cadou pentru mine, Ron?
609
00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,991
Nu, nu e.
610
00:33:54,681 --> 00:33:57,323
- Este pentru Walter.
- Bine.
611
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,716
Cnd aveai de gnd
s-mi spui despre Gary?
612
00:33:59,781 --> 00:34:04,152
Ron, tu m-ai prsit.
Ce te ateptai s fac?
613
00:34:04,305 --> 00:34:07,863
Ron, e ciudat, tiu.
614
00:34:08,022 --> 00:34:11,416
S m vezi cu soia ta.
Facem dragoste...
615
00:34:11,461 --> 00:34:14,813
Mai am puin
i-i bag o rachet-n pantaloni.
616
00:34:14,829 --> 00:34:16,097
Ron...
617
00:34:16,127 --> 00:34:19,858
Din ce triete Gary?
L-ai verificat nainte?
618
00:34:19,882 --> 00:34:25,042
Gary este cel mai de succes psiholog
din tot Manhattanul, Ron.
619
00:34:25,095 --> 00:34:26,317
E drgu...
620
00:34:26,393 --> 00:34:28,414
mi citeti gndurile acum?
621
00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:31,388
Mcar tii ce este un psiholog?
622
00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:33,201
Du-te-n m-ta.
623
00:34:34,555 --> 00:34:35,682
Ron!
624
00:34:35,790 --> 00:34:37,231
nceteaz!
625
00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:39,505
- Se exteriorizeaz, e bine.
- Ba nu e bine!
626
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:40,610
E furios.
627
00:34:40,647 --> 00:34:44,827
tiai c voi ncerca s te lovesc,
pentru c-mi citeti mintea.

628
00:34:45,133 --> 00:34:47,466
Mama, am ajuns acas!
629
00:34:47,505 --> 00:34:48,935
Salutare, micuule.
630
00:34:48,951 --> 00:34:50,846
- Salut, Walter!
- Salut, tat.
631
00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:53,272
Mi-a fost dor de tine.
632
00:34:53,281 --> 00:34:55,911
Walter, tatl tu
are un cadou pentru tine.
633
00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:59,386
Am un cadou
special pentru tine, Walter.
634
00:35:00,116 --> 00:35:01,228
Poftim.
635
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,643
Ba da, Gary.
636
00:35:07,342 --> 00:35:10,461
- Asta clar e pentru mine.
- Ba nu e!
637
00:35:10,521 --> 00:35:13,890
E pentru Walter,
e un costum de supererou.
638
00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:16,504
- Ce erou?
- E Omul-Dantel.
639
00:35:16,571 --> 00:35:17,930
E un erou nou aprut.
640
00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:20,154
O s fiu Omul-Dantel.
641
00:35:20,189 --> 00:35:22,497
Ron, mprirea custodiei
nu e o treab uoar,
642
00:35:22,562 --> 00:35:25,968
dar ce trebuie s facem
e s fim unii n jurul micuului, da?
643
00:35:26,054 --> 00:35:28,072
Asta nu se va ntmpla niciodat.
644
00:35:28,117 --> 00:35:29,333
Poftim?
645
00:35:29,353 --> 00:35:32,042
Tu, Veronica,
nu eti potrivit pentru a fi mam.
646
00:35:32,086 --> 00:35:33,254
Hai s-i amintesc,
647
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:35,720
c tu ai dus copilul
la o btaie de cocoi.
648
00:35:35,749 --> 00:35:37,504
- La ntrecerea Campionilor!
- Sunt Omul-Dantel!
649
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,080
S-a simit minunat acolo.
650
00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:40,876
A ajuns acas plin de snge.
651
00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:44,311
A ghicit opt nvingtori.
Nimeni n-a mai fcut asta.
652
00:35:44,368 --> 00:35:47,137
N-ai ncercat niciodat
s realizezi o legtur cu Walter.
653
00:35:47,185 --> 00:35:49,734
Hai s pstrm un limbaj adecvat
n faa copilului.
654
00:35:49,784 --> 00:35:53,292
E suficient c maic-sa
se d la clovni de rodeo.
655
00:35:54,334 --> 00:35:56,262
Hai gata! Car-te de aici!
656
00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:58,132
- Nu trebuie s repei.
- Ia-i catrafusele.
657
00:35:58,142 --> 00:36:00,499
- Ne vedem noi alt dat.
- Da, alt dat.
658
00:36:00,502 --> 00:36:03,616
La revedere, tati.
Mulumesc pentru cadou.
659
00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,201
La revedere, Walter, brbelul meu.
660
00:36:06,281 --> 00:36:09,263
Promite-mi
s iei numai note bune la coal, da?
661
00:36:09,363 --> 00:36:10,374
Bine.
662
00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:12,655
S te fereti
de travestiii ia din pdure.
663
00:36:12,701 --> 00:36:14,554
Nu cred c este prea potrivit.
664
00:36:14,604 --> 00:36:20,613
i zic eu... indivizii ia
au aspect, au forme, au baloane.
665
00:36:20,676 --> 00:36:22,242
i ntr-un moment al serii,
666
00:36:22,303 --> 00:36:25,148
caui mai jos de curea
dup nite praf de fericire
667
00:36:25,207 --> 00:36:28,689
i te alegi cu noroi
din Btlia din Ardeni.
668
00:36:29,593 --> 00:36:32,481
- nelegi ce-i spun, Walter?
- Da, neleg.
669
00:36:32,552 --> 00:36:36,565
Ron, m bucur c te-am cunoscut.
Cred c e momentul s pleci.
670
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,311
tiai!
671
00:36:40,373 --> 00:36:42,763
Ai anticipat lovitura,
pentru c mi-ai citit gndurile.
672
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:43,887
Asta e dovada!
673
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:53,839
Uite-l pe Lime.
674
00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:55,919
Uite cum arat, ca un prin.
675
00:36:56,744 --> 00:36:59,664
Are acel ceva... nelegi?
676
00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:02,360
A da orice s fiu prieten cu el.
677
00:37:02,391 --> 00:37:04,908
Nu neleg care-i marea mecherie.
678
00:37:04,982 --> 00:37:06,962
Nu-i un tip att de grozav.
679
00:37:07,902 --> 00:37:09,387
Ce-ai spus?
680
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:11,482
Ce anume?
681
00:37:11,535 --> 00:37:13,374
Te-am auzit cum ai spus ceva.
682
00:37:14,226 --> 00:37:17,075
Ce-am spus eu? Nimic.
683
00:37:17,145 --> 00:37:18,949
Ba te-am auzit c ai spus ceva.
684
00:37:19,011 --> 00:37:21,297
- A zis c nu eti att de grozav.
- Brick!
685
00:37:21,379 --> 00:37:23,280
Asta ai zis despre mine?
686
00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:25,370
- Vine ncoace.
- Vd i eu.
687
00:37:25,388 --> 00:37:27,008
Am s-l rup pe sta-n dou.
688
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,888
Nu, nu... Lsai-m s-i dau una.
689
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,898
Jack... Bieii te admir att de mult
690
00:37:33,964 --> 00:37:37,892
i eu am devenit puin gelos,
aa c a vorbit gura fr mine.
691
00:37:37,973 --> 00:37:39,426
E ciudat...
692
00:37:39,521 --> 00:37:44,546
Nu eti tipul care i-a pierdut slujba
n beneficiul nevestei?
693
00:37:46,716 --> 00:37:49,390
N-ar trebui s-i faci acum machiajul?
694
00:37:54,295 --> 00:37:57,263
- Gata biei, de ajuns!
- Gura, Freddie.
695
00:37:57,331 --> 00:38:00,776
Iar tu, poi s-i ii clonul,
bi Jack Mingeac.
696
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:07,784
Da, domnul Buci-Falus
are chef de cafteal.
697
00:38:07,866 --> 00:38:09,552
Ce zici de asta...
698
00:38:10,529 --> 00:38:12,340
... malacule.
699
00:38:12,905 --> 00:38:17,082
Pun pariu cu tine
c-i vom bate ratingul disear.
700
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,669
Scuze... ncerc
s nu cad pe jos de rs.
701
00:38:21,739 --> 00:38:23,539
Nu, nu face asta...
702
00:38:23,581 --> 00:38:26,852
Tu intri la 2 dimineaa,
iar el are segmentul de maxim audien.
703
00:38:26,876 --> 00:38:29,573
Freddie, stai... Linite!
704
00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:32,617
in pariul. Care e miza?
705
00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:38,537
Dac pierdem noi, voi prsi New York
i nu voi mai citi tiri niciodat.
706
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:45,389
i dac prin absurd, iadul va nghea
i Nea' Musta reuete un miracol?
707
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:50,483
i schimbi numele... n Jack Mingeac.
708
00:38:50,557 --> 00:38:52,270
n acte.
709
00:38:52,388 --> 00:38:55,304
mi place! Ne-am neles, plugo!
710
00:38:55,402 --> 00:38:57,248
A auzit toat lumea?
711
00:38:57,304 --> 00:38:58,841
- Freddie, ai auzit?
- Da, am auzit.
712
00:38:58,907 --> 00:39:01,597
- O s fie floare la ureche.
- Da, bine.
713
00:39:06,486 --> 00:39:09,137
De ce ai fcut pariul sta, Ron?
714
00:39:09,256 --> 00:39:12,115
Suntem pe tura mortului,
n-avem nicio ans.
715
00:39:12,207 --> 00:39:13,649
Bi, n-auzi!
716
00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:16,061
Astea nu mai sunt tirile locale.
717
00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:17,864
Aici ne ccm din picioare.
718
00:39:18,016 --> 00:39:19,260
Ce?!
719
00:39:20,403 --> 00:39:23,874
Mare balamuc...
Dar fir-ar, ce mito e!
720
00:39:24,179 --> 00:39:26,286
Atenie toat lumea!
721
00:39:26,357 --> 00:39:28,262
Doamnelor i domnilor,
722
00:39:28,293 --> 00:39:34,036
aceast zi nu ar fi sosit
fr vizionarul din spatele GNN,
723
00:39:34,691 --> 00:39:37,809
domnul Kench Allenby!
724
00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:45,882
N-am s bsdesc ce tefericie e
c-am catortosit prvlniciile.
725
00:39:45,933 --> 00:39:49,160
Nu de'deresc s v rchirez ornicul
cu talm-aa, balm-aa.
726
00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:50,263
Fr' de-ndoitur.
727
00:39:50,330 --> 00:39:53,653
- Vorbete careva australiana?
- Credeam c vorbesc ca noi...
728
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,903
Haidei s vd
dac pot scoate de la dvs un...
729
00:39:55,969 --> 00:39:57,263
Ce naiba mai facei?
730
00:39:58,655 --> 00:40:01,242
Nu v prea putem nelege.
731
00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:03,904
Cum v sun asta...
Sunt Kench Allenby.
732
00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:06,688
- Aa, e bine.
- Foarte bine, mulumim.
733
00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,018
Sunt Kench Allenby.
734
00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:10,982
mi cunoatei toi povestea...
M-am realizat singur.
735
00:40:11,081 --> 00:40:15,719
Rposatul meu bunic, Vadge Allenby,
mi-a lsat 300 de milioane de dolari
736
00:40:15,738 --> 00:40:18,210
i mi-am dedicat ntreaga via
737
00:40:18,274 --> 00:40:21,083
s transform acea sum
n 305 milioane de dolari.
738
00:40:21,097 --> 00:40:23,527
E adevrat... Poveste adevrat.
739
00:40:24,451 --> 00:40:27,248
Aceasta e o televiziune de tiri
de 24 de ore.
740
00:40:27,253 --> 00:40:28,857
Aceasta este istoria.
741
00:40:28,955 --> 00:40:31,685
E precum Columb,
care a descoperit Lumea Nou.
742
00:40:31,823 --> 00:40:36,591
Iar cpitanul acestui voiaj fantastic
este cel mai bun tirist din America...
743
00:40:36,762 --> 00:40:38,129
Domnul Jack Lime!
744
00:40:38,695 --> 00:40:41,023
Bravo, Jack! Mult baft!
745
00:40:41,514 --> 00:40:44,598
Mulumesc,
mult baft i lui Ron Burgundy.
746
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,057
Ai emoii acolo, compadre?
747
00:40:48,427 --> 00:40:50,116
S-i dm drumul!
748
00:40:50,139 --> 00:40:52,705
Ai vzut cum a srit peste pupitru?

Ce tare e!
749
00:40:52,863 --> 00:40:54,759
Linite n platou, v rog.
750
00:40:55,343 --> 00:40:56,798
n regul.
751
00:40:56,974 --> 00:41:03,106
Gata, intrm!
n cinci, patru, trei, doi...
752
00:41:04,002 --> 00:41:06,775
Bun ziua i bine ai venit la GNN.
753
00:41:06,826 --> 00:41:08,555
V mulumim c ne suntei alturi
754
00:41:08,622 --> 00:41:11,130
n ceea ce noi credem
c este o nou er a tirilor.
755
00:41:11,212 --> 00:41:14,357
Sunt Jack Lime,
ghidul dvs n acest ir de evenimente
756
00:41:14,377 --> 00:41:17,025
pe care cu modestie le numim
tiri de 24 de ore.
757
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,354
tirea serii...
758
00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:22,023
Asta nu-i dect
o furtun ntr-un pahar cu ap.
759
00:41:22,085 --> 00:41:23,720
S sperm c aa e.
760
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:29,262
24 de ore numai tiri.
De unde-or s le scoat?
761
00:41:29,874 --> 00:41:33,239
Prerea mea e c n curnd
vor difuza numai tiri de neam prost.

762
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:36,173
Ba nu, am sentimentul
c-i vor pstra integritatea
763
00:41:36,207 --> 00:41:39,299
i nu vor difuza
dect tiri ce merit difuzate.
764
00:41:40,016 --> 00:41:42,334
Temperatura global
va urca cu jumtate de grad.
765
00:41:42,372 --> 00:41:44,833
Alarmai, meteorologii... plictisitor!
766
00:41:45,014 --> 00:41:48,344
China ar putea domina economia mondial
n urmtoarea decad.
767
00:41:50,866 --> 00:41:52,428
Nu... Alte idei?
768
00:41:52,522 --> 00:41:54,988
Ce-ar fi s difuzm un film porno,
n loc de tiri?
769
00:41:55,011 --> 00:41:58,004
- Freddie?
- Nu, n niciun caz.
770
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,778
i dac am aduce aici un etolog?
771
00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:04,148
S-l punem s aduc
nite me din alea babane.
772
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:08,691
Nite tigri slbatici i lei
i nite leoparzi i alea-alea.
773
00:42:08,732 --> 00:42:12,262
Le dm drumul prin studio
cu vreo 12 gini.
774
00:42:12,303 --> 00:42:15,893

Punem o coloan sonor cu nite rock
i-i zicem Odihneasc-se-n buci.
775
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,767
M-a uita la asta...
776
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:19,802
Odihneasc-se-n buci?
777
00:42:19,843 --> 00:42:23,072
Tu descrii sfritul civilizaiei!
Astea nu-s tiri.
778
00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,869
Dac asta e apocalipsa,
779
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:28,044
eu deja am loc n fa
cu un sac de popcorn alturi
780
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,353
i un pulpan soios
de gin pe jumate moart.
781
00:42:31,394 --> 00:42:34,123
Bun, e clar c-i o pierdere de timp.
Am plecat.
782
00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:36,629
Haide, Freddie.
Ne stimulm creativitatea.
783
00:42:36,674 --> 00:42:39,799
ncercm s ne dm seama
cum s facem tirile mai puin anoste,
784
00:42:39,818 --> 00:42:42,433
iar tu te pori
de parc i-am pus un rahat pe clan.
785
00:42:42,483 --> 00:42:46,173
tirile trebuie s fie anoste, Ron.
Sunt chestii serioase.
786
00:42:46,204 --> 00:42:48,767
Tu ai pus rmagul la tmpit.
787
00:42:48,848 --> 00:42:53,914
Nu neleg de ce trebuie
s spunem oamenilor ce au nevoie s aud.
788
00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:56,734
De ce nu le-am spune ce vor s aud.
789
00:42:57,446 --> 00:42:59,648
Ia stai, stai...
790
00:43:00,105 --> 00:43:02,295
Mai spune o dat...
791
00:43:02,316 --> 00:43:07,677
Am spus... de ce trebuie
s spunem oamenilor ce au nevoie s aud.
792
00:43:07,737 --> 00:43:10,553
De ce nu le-am spune ce vor s aud?
793
00:43:10,586 --> 00:43:12,559
i ce vor s aud, Ron?
794
00:43:12,607 --> 00:43:16,141
C trim n cea mai mrea patrie
creat de Dumnezeu.
795
00:43:16,195 --> 00:43:18,554
- Aa e!
- E pe gustul lui.
796
00:43:18,632 --> 00:43:21,172
Ar trebui s dm tiri despre patrioi.
797
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,516
Despre animlue mici i caraghioase.
Despre diete.
798
00:43:24,572 --> 00:43:27,588
De ce blondele se distreaz mai bine.
799
00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:29,837
i nite documentare de investigaii
serioase.
800
00:43:29,891 --> 00:43:32,349
De exemplu, ct lichid seminal

e pe cearafurile din hoteluri.
801
00:43:32,391 --> 00:43:34,489
i numai cele mai bune titluri din sport.
802
00:43:34,507 --> 00:43:38,426
Numai despre ture perfecte,
eseuri, slamdunk i fr fotbal european.
803
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:40,358
- Mie-mi place vntul.
- Brick are dreptate.
804
00:43:40,418 --> 00:43:43,438
Oamenii iubesc uraganele,
tornadele, cutremurele, inundaiile.
805
00:43:43,452 --> 00:43:45,353
O s-l azvrlim pe Brick
chiar n mijlocul lor.
806
00:43:45,385 --> 00:43:46,979
Poi s faci asta?
807
00:43:47,029 --> 00:43:49,204
Oamenii or s nnebuneasc.
Eu m-a uita la asta.
808
00:43:49,225 --> 00:43:54,227
Asta e mpotriva oricrei reguli
a jurnalismului TV pe care o tiu.
809
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:58,134
Freddie,
cum a spus un nelept cndva...
810
00:43:58,206 --> 00:44:00,142
"Aa, i?"
811
00:44:00,222 --> 00:44:03,932
- Mai sunt doar zece ore pn intrai.
- Avem nevoie numai de opt.
812
00:44:39,419 --> 00:44:41,784
- E bomboan?
- Nu tiu.
813
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:49,936
E bomboan.
814
00:44:50,315 --> 00:44:52,566
- mi placi.
- i tu mi placi.
815
00:44:53,534 --> 00:44:55,867
Spune-mi ceva despre tine.
816
00:44:55,987 --> 00:44:59,093
Am 19 ani, al doilea nume e Courtney,
817
00:44:59,169 --> 00:45:02,379
ghicesc ntotdeauna cte jeleuri
sunt ntr-un borcan cu jeleuri,
818
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,500
chiar dac greesc numrul.
819
00:45:04,517 --> 00:45:06,376
Dar tu?
820
00:45:06,424 --> 00:45:08,406
Numele meu e Chani Prenume.
821
00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:11,123
Sunt ambiioas i foarte sociabil.
822
00:45:11,203 --> 00:45:16,896
Redactez 50 de cuvinte pe minut
cu numai 300 de greeli.
823
00:45:17,056 --> 00:45:18,718
Am calificare certificat...
824
00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:21,389
...pentru utilizarea
lansatorului militar de rachete.
825
00:45:21,415 --> 00:45:22,447
La fel i eu.
826
00:45:22,892 --> 00:45:23,999
Chani?
827
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,485
Tocmai am primit mesajele telefonice
de sptmna trecut.
828
00:45:26,542 --> 00:45:29,946
- Mi le-ai trimis prin pot?
- Cum altfel s vi le trimit?
829
00:45:29,978 --> 00:45:32,537
Trebuia s mi le aduci personal.
830
00:45:32,919 --> 00:45:35,809
Eti cea mai proast fiin
pe care am cunoscut-o vreodat
831
00:45:35,859 --> 00:45:37,720
i nu e nicio exagerare.
832
00:45:37,751 --> 00:45:41,415
- Asta m doare.
- Dar sta e adevrul, Chani...
833
00:45:42,425 --> 00:45:46,162
Las-o... n pace!
834
00:45:46,214 --> 00:45:47,407
Domnule...
835
00:45:47,499 --> 00:45:50,862
Ia-i labele alea mpuite de pe ea!
836
00:45:51,973 --> 00:45:54,514
- Scuzai-m, domnule!
- Las-m-n pace, duduie!
837
00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:58,054
E o zei printre femei!
838
00:46:03,549 --> 00:46:06,779
- Mesajele mele!
- Las-l n pace!
839
00:46:06,909 --> 00:46:08,240
Nu astzi!
840
00:46:08,443 --> 00:46:11,117
Are fluturi la inim.

841
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:14,486
Chani! Te vd de dup birou.
Eti concediat.
842
00:46:14,539 --> 00:46:17,433
- De ce?
- De ce...?
843
00:46:24,922 --> 00:46:26,514
Eti bine?
844
00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:31,126
Mi-ai salvat viaa.
Voia s-mi dea foc.
845
00:46:31,172 --> 00:46:35,444
Nu eu am cerut puterile astea.
Mi-au fost date.
846
00:46:35,598 --> 00:46:41,310
Asear, m-a urmrit o pasre.
Mi-am dorit s fi fost tu.
847
00:46:42,788 --> 00:46:46,461
- Vrei s ne ntlnim?
- Da.
848
00:47:00,589 --> 00:47:03,972
Drag Doamne...
Te rog ajut-m s-o scot la capt.
849
00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:08,464
i jur c dac m ajui...
am s m clugresc.
850
00:47:09,152 --> 00:47:13,008
M rad n cap i m clugresc
s-i slujesc ie...
851
00:47:13,065 --> 00:47:15,420
Pe cine pclesc, doar n-am s fac asta.
852
00:47:15,439 --> 00:47:18,453
Ai auzit? Hellen a zis
c e o copie ciudat n prompter.
853
00:47:18,469 --> 00:47:21,484
E 2 diminea.
La btaie e fundul lui Shapps, nu al meu.
854
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:22,623
S-ncepem.
855
00:47:22,669 --> 00:47:26,687
Cei care schimb istorii,
sunt rareori contieni de asta.
856
00:47:26,737 --> 00:47:31,516
Ron i echipa sa nu credeau
dect c adaug tirilor puin veselie.
857
00:47:31,610 --> 00:47:36,895
N-aveau ei idee c urmau s schimbe
istoria televiziunii pentru totdeauna.
858
00:47:36,957 --> 00:47:40,316
Te salut, America.
E 2 dimineaa, ora de pe Coasta de Est.
859
00:47:40,344 --> 00:47:45,483
Sunt Ron Burgundy,
iar tirea serii este despre... America.
860
00:47:45,528 --> 00:47:49,879
E ara cea mai mrea din lume.
Din toate timpurile.
861
00:47:49,937 --> 00:47:51,624
Are dreptate!
862
00:47:53,030 --> 00:47:56,419
Ai tot vzut la tiri
despre ce e n neregul n America.
863
00:47:56,464 --> 00:47:57,566
Amin, frate!
864
00:47:57,622 --> 00:48:00,681
n aceast sear v vom arta
ce e just n America.
865
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,261
Era timpul
s se vorbeasc de bine la tv.

866
00:48:03,315 --> 00:48:07,809
Pentru nceput, am btut mr.
I-am btut pe naziti, pe rui...
867
00:48:07,857 --> 00:48:10,458
- Ce naiba face?
- Vorbete despre America.
868
00:48:10,586 --> 00:48:12,470
De ce, ai vreo problem cu asta?
869
00:48:12,555 --> 00:48:15,492
n aceast sear voi ncepe
cu primul din cele 11 episoade
870
00:48:15,569 --> 00:48:18,598
ale serialului
"Puterea i misterul vaginului uman".
871
00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:22,553
Vom afla cu toii
ce face ciudenia aia s funcioneze.
872
00:48:22,601 --> 00:48:26,490
De asemenea, vom admira cele mai grozave
50 de pupeze ale secolului XX.
873
00:48:26,516 --> 00:48:28,301
Fir-ar a dracului!
874
00:48:29,347 --> 00:48:31,243
O ultim ntrebare i te las,
875
00:48:31,258 --> 00:48:34,472
Cine e pe primul loc din
Top 50, al celor mai grozave pupeze?
876
00:48:34,532 --> 00:48:37,118
Asta ar nsemna s dau totul din cas.
877
00:48:37,150 --> 00:48:38,862
Credeam c reuesc s te pclesc.
878
00:48:38,908 --> 00:48:40,937
- O s-i ofer locul doi totui.
- Te rog.
879
00:48:41,002 --> 00:48:42,642
- Marie Curie.
- Desigur.
880
00:48:55,696 --> 00:48:57,619
napoi la tine, Ron.
881
00:48:57,686 --> 00:49:00,032
Vntul chiar e... vntos.
882
00:49:00,074 --> 00:49:02,576
Brick... Brick, m auzi?
883
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:04,120
Nu te aud, Ron!
884
00:49:04,193 --> 00:49:08,143
Da, dar mi rspunzi la ntrebare,
aa c bnuiesc c m auzi.
885
00:49:08,205 --> 00:49:09,681
Ba nu, nu te aud.
886
00:49:09,728 --> 00:49:12,677
Brick, crezi
c oamenii sunt n pericol acolo?
887
00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:15,692
Mi-e team
pentru animalele din New York, Ron.
888
00:49:15,745 --> 00:49:20,269
Am vzut cum o femeie i cinele ei
n-au atins deloc pmntul.
889
00:49:20,318 --> 00:49:24,067
Spui c vntul bate
cu viteza unui avion supersonic?
890
00:49:24,119 --> 00:49:26,719
Prea c plimb
un balon n form de cine.
891
00:49:26,733 --> 00:49:27,733
i... transfer.
892
00:49:27,748 --> 00:49:31,617
Pentru a opta i ultima tire cu animale
din aceast sear,
893
00:49:31,659 --> 00:49:34,855
se pare c
locuitorii din North Yulk, Montana,
894
00:49:34,922 --> 00:49:38,544
au gsit cel mai drgu patriot
pe care Dumnezeu l-a lsat pe Pmnt.
895
00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:43,484
Ia privii la micuul acela.
896
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,349
Cred c s-a simit bine.
897
00:49:48,471 --> 00:49:52,087
n numele tuturor celor de la GNN,
sunt Ron Burgundy,
898
00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:56,907
i v doresc nu doar o noapte minunat,
ci o noapte american.
899
00:49:59,881 --> 00:50:01,991
Am ieit.
900
00:50:03,764 --> 00:50:07,407
Nu mi-am dezlipit ochii de pe ecran!
901
00:50:07,483 --> 00:50:09,898
Eti electrizant, Ron.
Gustos!
902
00:50:09,936 --> 00:50:11,931
A fost cum trebuie!
903
00:50:11,990 --> 00:50:14,124
- Eu am fost afar!
- Sigur c ai fost.
904
00:50:15,353 --> 00:50:16,882
Ai fcut o treab minunat.
905
00:50:16,955 --> 00:50:18,721
Ce naiba a fost asta?
906
00:50:18,910 --> 00:50:21,060
Ce mama dracului a fost asta?
907
00:50:21,315 --> 00:50:24,214
Linitete-te, Linda.
Doar am ncercat ceva nou.
908
00:50:24,238 --> 00:50:27,099
Ai schimbat ntregul format al emisiunii
fr s m consuli!
909
00:50:27,118 --> 00:50:29,123
- Asta e de neacceptat!
- Da, exact, soro!
910
00:50:29,155 --> 00:50:31,240
Ne-am bgat cu picioarele n ap
i ne-am flecit.
911
00:50:31,266 --> 00:50:33,756
N-ai cum s dirijezi aa ceva,
gagicuo!
912
00:50:33,774 --> 00:50:36,566
Afar! Imediat!
Suntei cu toii dai afar!
913
00:50:36,628 --> 00:50:39,040
Dac-ai fi brbat, te-a lua la pumni.
914
00:50:39,481 --> 00:50:41,341
Serios? Haide, atunci!
915
00:50:41,509 --> 00:50:44,146
ncearc-m!
D cum tii mai bine.
916
00:50:44,182 --> 00:50:47,213
Am cinci frai, iar doi sunt fundai
n campionatul de fotbal.
917
00:50:47,265 --> 00:50:48,292
Aa c bag mare!
918
00:50:48,339 --> 00:50:49,659
- Chiar vrei s te pocnesc?
- Da.
919
00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:51,639
N-o s te simi prea bine dup-aia...
920
00:50:51,757 --> 00:50:55,069
i-e fric? Care-i treaba?
E gin?
921
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:56,567
Eti o gin?
922
00:50:59,712 --> 00:51:01,136
Ba nu-s gin deloc.
923
00:51:01,178 --> 00:51:03,638
Am s-i umplu mustaa aia de snge.
924
00:51:06,753 --> 00:51:09,836
- Pare c tragi de timp.
- Ba nu trag de timp.
925
00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:15,099
Ron, f ceea ce brbatul a fcut
vreme de mii de ani i pocnete femeia!
926
00:51:15,767 --> 00:51:17,675
- Tragi de timp.
- Bate femeia!
927
00:51:17,767 --> 00:51:20,783
Io-te cum vine expresul de Toledo.
Toat lumea n vagoane!
928
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,139
Ron, nu!
929
00:51:28,307 --> 00:51:29,754
Nu eu l-am lovit!
930
00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:34,737
Mami, puiuul tu s-a rnit.
931
00:51:35,527 --> 00:51:37,208
Puiuul tu.
932
00:51:37,752 --> 00:51:40,866
Ce sunete poi s scoi...
Dumnezeule!
933
00:51:41,842 --> 00:51:43,785
Parc ai fi un balon.
934
00:51:44,327 --> 00:51:46,341
Ron, revino-i, omule.
935
00:51:46,410 --> 00:51:49,077
- Paza?!
- Mi-au vzut pipilica.
936
00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:52,256
Bieii dintr-a opta
mi-au vzut pipilica.
937
00:51:52,346 --> 00:51:54,842
Ce zici, c i-au vzut pipilica?
938
00:51:54,866 --> 00:51:57,041
n vestiar, mi-au vzut-o...
939
00:51:57,141 --> 00:51:59,734
L-ai trimis napoi n clasa a cincea.
940
00:51:59,776 --> 00:52:01,368
Scoatei-l afar de aici.
941
00:52:02,759 --> 00:52:04,277
Lua-m-a la cocrle...
942
00:52:04,315 --> 00:52:06,364
tiam c nceputul nu va fi uor,
943
00:52:06,378 --> 00:52:09,024
dar ratingurile sunt mult mai jos
dect mi-am putut nchipui.
944
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,014
Slav Domnului
pentru vrful de la 2 dimineaa.
945
00:52:11,054 --> 00:52:12,642

Ne-a salvat toat inaugurarea.
946
00:52:12,716 --> 00:52:14,998
Vrf... Despre ce vorbeti?
947
00:52:15,648 --> 00:52:17,770
- Ce vrf?
- Burgundy.
948
00:52:17,861 --> 00:52:19,997
Cine-i Ron Burgundy?
949
00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:21,935
Nu, nu poate fi adevrat.
950
00:52:22,065 --> 00:52:24,351
Au nceput de la 0.2,
951
00:52:24,387 --> 00:52:26,889
apoi au ncheiat
cu 5.6 puncte de rating?
952
00:52:26,946 --> 00:52:30,104
E incredibil! E de trei ori mai mult
dect audiena lui Jack Lime.
953
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,930
Cum e posibil aa ceva?
954
00:52:31,974 --> 00:52:33,806
Cine sunt tipii tia?
955
00:52:33,862 --> 00:52:36,355
E o echip de tiri locale
din San Diego.
956
00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:38,034
Eti o splendoare.
957
00:52:38,084 --> 00:52:40,400
Dar nu mai lucreaz pentru noi.
958
00:52:41,646 --> 00:52:43,241
I-am concediat.
959
00:52:43,749 --> 00:52:48,473

Ei bine biei, v datorez scuze.
960
00:52:48,656 --> 00:52:51,102
V-am adus pe toi aici,
961
00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:54,084
iar totul a fost un dezastru
chiar de la nceput.
962
00:52:54,190 --> 00:52:56,653
Ba nu, Ron, nu te mai nvinovi.
963
00:52:56,704 --> 00:52:58,376
Nu-i nimic, Ron.
964
00:52:58,405 --> 00:52:59,861
Gin!
965
00:53:00,238 --> 00:53:02,726
Brian, ai vreo idee
ce vei face n continuare?
966
00:53:02,765 --> 00:53:06,213
Eu o s m ntorc n Los Angeles.
Am un grup fain de prieteni acolo.
967
00:53:06,289 --> 00:53:09,201
O.J. Simpson, Phil Spector,
Robert Blake...
968
00:53:09,284 --> 00:53:12,276
- Bun gac.
- Mergem la vntoare de gagici.
969
00:53:12,331 --> 00:53:14,325
Li se zice "halitorii de femei".
970
00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:16,957
mi place numele.
Ar trebui inscripionat pe sacouri.
971
00:53:16,994 --> 00:53:18,786
Nu-i rea ideea.
972
00:53:22,863 --> 00:53:25,901
Biei... Salut.
973
00:53:26,413 --> 00:53:28,802
Am nite tiri proaspete.
974
00:53:28,846 --> 00:53:32,334
Freddie, nu prea avem chef
s auzim cuvntul "tiri".
975
00:53:32,341 --> 00:53:34,855
Da, ai dreptate. Las-o moart.
976
00:53:34,903 --> 00:53:37,159
Uitai c am trecut pe aici.
977
00:53:37,187 --> 00:53:40,269
Uitai c GNN v vrea napoi,
978
00:53:40,340 --> 00:53:45,045
ntr-un interval de maxim audien
i cu o mrire de salariu.
979
00:53:45,068 --> 00:53:48,237
Nu ne mai freca drmbele, Freddie.
Care-i pilul?
980
00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,806
Da, nu ne mai freca n cururi.
981
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:53,554
Nu, nu v frec niciun...
982
00:53:54,409 --> 00:53:57,386
Audiena voastr a urcat pn-n slvi.
983
00:53:57,425 --> 00:54:00,502
Oamenilor le-a plcut ce ai fcut.
984
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:03,074
Suntei un succes.
Da...
985
00:54:04,237 --> 00:54:07,719
Suntei un succes monstru i gras.
986
00:54:08,074 --> 00:54:10,541
Pe plosca lui Gene Rayburn!
987
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,214
E un gunoi televizat,
dar nu se pot opri din privit.
988
00:54:14,311 --> 00:54:17,023
Cei patru mai fuseser faimoi
n San Diego,
989
00:54:17,034 --> 00:54:20,442
dar aia era o nimica toat
n comparaie cu New York.
990
00:54:20,726 --> 00:54:23,231
Aceast faim
era ca o rachet cosmic.
991
00:54:23,297 --> 00:54:27,318
O rachet cu buturi moca
i stewardese topless.
992
00:54:27,338 --> 00:54:29,652
O sear plcut
din partea colectivului GNN,
993
00:54:29,674 --> 00:54:33,573
Mulumii divinitii pentru ntmplri,
mulumii-mi mie pentru tiri.
994
00:54:33,852 --> 00:54:35,242
Sunt Jack...
995
00:54:37,693 --> 00:54:38,951
... Mingeac.
996
00:54:40,705 --> 00:54:43,205
RON BURGUNDY
I PLUTONUL DE TIRI GNN
997
00:54:45,024 --> 00:54:48,552
- Vreau mai mult grafic, da?
- Dar e deja destul.
998
00:54:48,587 --> 00:54:51,066
Mi! Ai auzit ce-a spus.
Bag mai mult grafic.
999
00:54:51,194 --> 00:54:53,676

Lsai ceteanul s pun ntrebarea
pentru numele Domnului.
1000
00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:57,129
Poate printele Ron s tac
pentru o secund mcar?
1001
00:54:59,036 --> 00:55:03,465
Asta-i mpotriva tuturor lucrurilor
pentru care am muncit toat viaa.
1002
00:55:03,549 --> 00:55:04,833
Las, scumpa mea...
1003
00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:28,776
BRIAN FANTANA
VEDET TV, GLOBAL NEWS NETWORK
1004
00:55:28,879 --> 00:55:30,479
Dac m admirai...
1005
00:55:30,524 --> 00:55:33,259
avei nevoie de o lenjerie
potrivit stilului activ de via.
1006
00:55:33,286 --> 00:55:35,889
Numai n magazinele de specialitate
i cele universale.
1007
00:55:35,952 --> 00:55:39,202
Sunt meteorologul Brick Tamland
i mie mi place untul.
1008
00:55:39,243 --> 00:55:42,487
Untul este hrnitor
i are un gust grozav.
1009
00:55:43,328 --> 00:55:45,110
Unt!
1010
00:55:46,538 --> 00:55:49,530
Am auzit de apariia unei nouti
n societatea nalt din New York,
1011
00:55:49,601 --> 00:55:54,618
E mito, e aproape inofensiv
i cost ct un suc la farmacie.
1012
00:55:54,671 --> 00:55:56,991
Urmeaz Brian Fantana
care ne va spune
1013
00:55:57,026 --> 00:56:00,966
de ce oricine care a ajuns cineva
s-a apucat de fumat cocain.
1014
00:56:01,012 --> 00:56:05,594
Brian, neleg c avem nite cocain
i o vom fuma chiar aici, n studio.
1015
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:06,873
Ce-i aia?
1016
00:56:06,913 --> 00:56:09,236
- tiai c vor face asta?
- Nu...
1017
00:56:09,302 --> 00:56:11,769
Urmeaz s ndesai
cristalul n pip...
1018
00:56:11,790 --> 00:56:12,952
NU FUMAI COCAINA!
1019
00:56:12,959 --> 00:56:15,168
De aici vine expresia
"bag-o-n pip i fumeaz-o"?
1020
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:16,690
Nu m intereseaz.
1021
00:56:16,702 --> 00:56:18,574
mi place cnd bagi un insert culinar.
1022
00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:24,813
i se urc la cap imediat.
1023
00:56:24,854 --> 00:56:27,744
Ce mito e...
i d imediat o stare de euforie.
1024
00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:31,553
Vei fi surprini.
Efectul survine extrem de...
1025
00:56:31,594 --> 00:56:33,589
E chiar relaxant.
1026
00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:37,669
- Chiar le place.
- Normal c le place. E cocain.
1027
00:56:40,455 --> 00:56:42,065
De acum vom ti, biei.
1028
00:56:42,106 --> 00:56:44,647
N-avem voie s fumm droguri n direct
la televizor.
1029
00:56:55,994 --> 00:56:59,599
Biei... tii ce-ar face ziua asta
s fie i mai frumoas?
1030
00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:02,641
- Ce?
- S ne facem cte un permanent.
1031
00:57:02,741 --> 00:57:03,840
Da!
1032
00:57:15,354 --> 00:57:17,196
Intr, te rog i nchide ua.
1033
00:57:22,228 --> 00:57:26,395
Dac are legtur cu ratingul,
meritul e al lui Brian Fantana.
1034
00:57:26,408 --> 00:57:27,876
Un reportaj remarcabil!
1035
00:57:27,926 --> 00:57:32,255
E despre buci de avion
ce cad din avioanele aflate n zbor
1036
00:57:32,295 --> 00:57:35,671
i care cad pe pmnt,
numite de oameni "Moartea din cer".
1037
00:57:35,757 --> 00:57:38,900
- S-ar putea s mai facem...
- Tu... Vino ncoace.
1038
00:57:43,012 --> 00:57:46,299
- Am stat cu ochii pe tine.
- Serios?
1039
00:57:48,117 --> 00:57:50,418
Am stat mult cu ochii pe tine.
1040
00:57:50,954 --> 00:57:53,457
Iar tu faci orice ai chef.
1041
00:57:53,569 --> 00:57:55,919
Cred c sunt un soi de rebel.
1042
00:57:56,415 --> 00:57:58,275
Nu respeci formatele...
1043
00:57:58,361 --> 00:58:02,334
Te fi pe aici, de parc...
ai fi stpnul lumii.
1044
00:58:03,251 --> 00:58:05,992
Sunt doar o albinu pe aici.
Atta tot.
1045
00:58:06,175 --> 00:58:07,854
- tii ce?
- Ce?
1046
00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:15,118
Mi se pare super bengos!
1047
00:58:15,143 --> 00:58:16,866
O s m bai?
1048
00:58:17,056 --> 00:58:18,547
Uite care-i treaba...
1049
00:58:18,602 --> 00:58:21,848
Eti ca o stea cztoare
i vreau i eu o tur cu tine!
1050
00:58:21,861 --> 00:58:23,413
mi tremur izmenele de fric.
1051
00:58:23,465 --> 00:58:26,044
N-o s te aud nimeni

dac miauni ca o pisic.
1052
00:58:30,286 --> 00:58:32,789
Acum f ca un cine. Latr!
1053
00:58:34,258 --> 00:58:35,875
Acum, ca un celu...
1054
00:58:41,002 --> 00:58:43,007
Da... Aa, latr!
1055
00:58:45,950 --> 00:58:48,241
Nu plnge...
1056
00:58:49,813 --> 00:58:52,975
E incitant, dar i nfiortor
amestecul sta ciudat.
1057
00:58:54,126 --> 00:58:55,882
Intr.
1058
00:58:57,032 --> 00:58:58,157
Linda...
1059
00:58:58,435 --> 00:58:59,767
Scuz-m, Linda...
1060
00:58:59,809 --> 00:59:05,592
Ron, Jack vrea s tie dac poate reveni
la Jack Lime n loc de Jack Mingeac.
1061
00:59:05,655 --> 00:59:08,331
- Chiar se chinuie s...
- Nu.
1062
00:59:08,463 --> 00:59:10,081
A pierdut pariul.
1063
00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:11,702
Iisuse!
1064
00:59:11,743 --> 00:59:14,234
Dac vrei s i-l schimbi,
i dau voie.
1065
00:59:14,272 --> 00:59:16,272

- n ce?
- n Al Unia...
1066
00:59:16,317 --> 00:59:18,604
Nu! E i mai ru, doar tii asta!
1067
00:59:18,671 --> 00:59:21,043
Ce zici de sta?
Spune-i Dick Lindick.
1068
00:59:21,056 --> 00:59:23,071
Se scrie tot cu Dick.
1069
00:59:23,088 --> 00:59:25,709
O s fii barosan
n comunitatea vietnamez.
1070
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:27,955
Freddie, nu pot...
Ascult aici, Burgundy.
1071
00:59:28,004 --> 00:59:30,405
Trenia e departe de final,
m-ai neles?
1072
00:59:30,452 --> 00:59:32,126
Ne vedem pe teren.
1073
00:59:35,642 --> 00:59:36,981
Aadar...
1074
00:59:38,732 --> 00:59:44,083
Aceast ntlnire
a fost foarte... productiv.
1075
00:59:44,258 --> 00:59:46,421
Vino s m iei pe la 8.00.
1076
00:59:46,932 --> 00:59:50,996
Bun, nu mai neleg nimic.
Ce se ntmpl?
1077
00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:52,818
Mar afar!
1078
00:59:53,251 --> 00:59:56,700
GARFIELD DEZLNUIT
1079
01:00:03,216 --> 01:00:08,177
Ai ratat nite poante inteligente
cu Garfield.
1080
01:00:08,671 --> 01:00:11,847
- Cred c efa m-a violat adineauri.
- Poftim?
1081
01:00:12,145 --> 01:00:15,352
Chiar nu tiu ce s-a ntmplat.
Totul e n cea...
1082
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:19,087
in minte minile, prul,
respiraia, buzele...
1083
01:00:19,134 --> 01:00:21,323
S-ar putea s fi fost altcineva,
habar n-am.
1084
01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:22,614
Cred c te dorete...
1085
01:00:22,643 --> 01:00:27,356
Omule, femeile au nvlit pe mine
de cnd suntem celebri i nu m laud,
1086
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,706
dar tocmai ce i-am dat pduchi
lui Florence Henderson.
1087
01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:32,981
Asta nu-i nicio laud... E oribil.
1088
01:00:33,085 --> 01:00:36,253
E ceva minunat ce-l fac doi oameni.
1089
01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:40,577
Doar c unul are lei microscopici
pe tot penisul i pe testicule.
1090
01:00:40,858 --> 01:00:44,139
Adic mmica din Familia Brady
s-a distrat puin cu tine,
1091
01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:47,175

iar a doua zi s-a trezit cu lei.
1092
01:00:47,255 --> 01:00:50,112
I-am dat o Familie Brady de pduchi.
1093
01:00:50,153 --> 01:00:53,168
Mie-mi pare c e vina ei,
dac-i place tvleala.
1094
01:00:53,236 --> 01:00:56,165
- Am ntlnire!
- Brick are ntlnire?
1095
01:00:56,210 --> 01:00:57,497
Bravo, Brick!
1096
01:00:57,533 --> 01:00:59,139
Ce-i aia ntlnire?
1097
01:00:59,217 --> 01:01:01,422
O chestie simpl,
cnd doi oameni se ntlnesc
1098
01:01:01,436 --> 01:01:03,920
socializeaz puin, beau ceva,
bla, bla, bla...
1099
01:01:03,983 --> 01:01:05,858
i dau jos cmile...
1100
01:01:05,981 --> 01:01:08,390
- Nu-i nimic.
- E o chestie mito!
1101
01:01:08,502 --> 01:01:10,820
Nu-i face griji c e mito.
1102
01:01:10,849 --> 01:01:13,118
Suntem alturi de tine, da?
1103
01:01:13,133 --> 01:01:17,166
Dar nainte de toate...
Trebuie s te dotm cu niic protecie.
1104
01:01:20,543 --> 01:01:22,405
Uite-l.
1105
01:01:22,446 --> 01:01:25,380
Faimosul dulpior cu prezervative
al lui Brian Fantana.
1106
01:01:25,421 --> 01:01:29,017
Brian, tiu!
Ce zici de Musafirul Acoperit?
1107
01:01:29,097 --> 01:01:30,953
mi place unde bai.
1108
01:01:31,721 --> 01:01:34,050
sta are foarte multe striaii.
1109
01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:36,691
E ca i cum ai avea o plato de tatu
peste prile intime.
1110
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,493
Dureaz dou ore s i-l pui.
1111
01:01:38,534 --> 01:01:41,107
Are glug.
N-o s-i dea seama cnd te bagi.
1112
01:01:41,187 --> 01:01:43,765
- Ia stai...!
- Te gndeti la fel ca mine?
1113
01:01:43,806 --> 01:01:47,106
Sculeul plcerii pentru crnciori,
al lui Lou Dobin. O alegere bun.
1114
01:01:47,170 --> 01:01:50,338
Dobin. Un terchea-berchea cruia-i place
s priveasc pe alii fcnd sex.
1115
01:01:50,379 --> 01:01:53,723
Sunt fcute din blugi,
ca s arate mai bine la fiecare splare.
1116
01:01:53,772 --> 01:01:56,987
- Apropo de o hrjoan fain.
- Cred c am gsit ce trebuie.
1117
01:01:57,179 --> 01:02:00,164
Prezervativul Srcuului.
E un model teribil.
1118
01:02:00,205 --> 01:02:03,095
Dei cam arde, fiindc are
un strat de condimente Caju.
1119
01:02:03,214 --> 01:02:05,741
O s-i lase o chic pe srcu.
1120
01:02:05,782 --> 01:02:08,335
Brian, cum i botezi penisul
cnd pori Srcuul?
1121
01:02:08,376 --> 01:02:09,881
Marea gras.
1122
01:02:09,922 --> 01:02:12,222
Stai o clip. Am gsit!
1123
01:02:13,356 --> 01:02:17,618
Fantoma eapn.
E cel mai bun latex de pe pia.
1124
01:02:17,673 --> 01:02:20,436
Am conceput patru
din cei apte copii nelegitimi
1125
01:02:20,485 --> 01:02:22,144
folosind prezervativul sta.
1126
01:02:22,202 --> 01:02:25,091
Brian, dar nu e sta
rostul prezervativului?
1127
01:02:25,104 --> 01:02:26,987
S nu lai femeia nsrcinat?
1128
01:02:27,022 --> 01:02:28,477
tii vechea zical:
1129
01:02:28,504 --> 01:02:29,593
Nu!
1130
01:02:34,391 --> 01:02:35,266
Mulumesc, Ron.
1131
01:02:35,324 --> 01:02:39,162
La muli ani de ziua Sfntului Patrick
tuturor americanilor indigeni.
1132
01:02:39,479 --> 01:02:41,087
Pe hart...
1133
01:02:42,377 --> 01:02:44,126
Unde mi-e harta?
1134
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,483
Nu-i nicio hart. Nu-i dect verde.
1135
01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:48,758
Ba nu, harta e acolo.
Privete n monitor.
1136
01:02:48,838 --> 01:02:50,715
Aa. Doamne...!
1137
01:02:50,759 --> 01:02:54,140
- Ron, unde-mi sunt picioarele?
- Sunt la locul lor.
1138
01:02:54,207 --> 01:02:58,139
Nu mai am picioare, Ron.
Nici nu tiu cum stau n picioare.
1139
01:02:59,612 --> 01:03:02,172
Brick, n-ai pit nimic.
1140
01:03:02,194 --> 01:03:04,906
Culoarea pantalonilor
se potrivete cu...
1141
01:03:04,985 --> 01:03:08,079
- Ron... Picioarele...
- Cheia cromatic din spatele tu.
1142
01:03:08,141 --> 01:03:10,655
Am 93... 93!
1143
01:03:12,002 --> 01:03:13,251
Linitete-te.
1144
01:03:17,565 --> 01:03:20,734
Iar dup ce mi-am luat

masterul n jurnalism la Columbia,
1145
01:03:20,782 --> 01:03:24,277
m-am angajat la filiala din Londra
a ABC News.
1146
01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:27,341
Mam, Londra... Impresionant.
1147
01:03:27,732 --> 01:03:30,542
Eu n-am ieit din Statele Unite
dect de dou ori.
1148
01:03:31,017 --> 01:03:33,563
Am fost de cteva ori n Mexic,
1149
01:03:33,706 --> 01:03:36,822
iar a doua oar
am fost la Salem, Oregon.
1150
01:03:36,871 --> 01:03:39,815
- Dle Burgundy, suntei nelinitit?
- Da.
1151
01:03:39,849 --> 01:03:43,916
- V sperie c sunt att de direct?
- Puin, sigur...
1152
01:03:44,025 --> 01:03:48,251
Nu pentru c nu ai fi atractiv.
Sunt eu mai de mod veche.
1153
01:03:48,740 --> 01:03:51,126
Sunt o femeie modern.
1154
01:03:51,650 --> 01:03:56,175
Iar cnd vd ceva ce-mi doresc,
ncerc s-l obin.
1155
01:03:56,198 --> 01:03:58,201
Pot s te ntreb ceva?
1156
01:03:58,538 --> 01:04:01,515
i-ai pus talpa
ntre picioarele mele?
1157
01:04:01,581 --> 01:04:02,593

Nu.
1158
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,541
Scuz-m...
1159
01:04:05,586 --> 01:04:07,039
Era mna mea.
1160
01:04:07,063 --> 01:04:09,922
- Aadar...
- O vom comite, aa e?
1161
01:04:09,986 --> 01:04:13,575
n modul cel mai sigur,
da, o vom comite.
1162
01:04:13,682 --> 01:04:16,551
M simt puin ciudat, fiindc...
1163
01:04:17,183 --> 01:04:19,860
Urmeaz s fac sex
cu o femeie de culoare.
1164
01:04:19,882 --> 01:04:21,256
Scuze... Scuze...!
1165
01:04:21,737 --> 01:04:24,437
Nu aa-mi place s m port.
1166
01:04:24,643 --> 01:04:28,664
Cnd am emoii,
uneori pierd controlul tonului vocii.
1167
01:04:28,709 --> 01:04:32,786
Nu m deranjeaz...
pentru c te voi poseda tare disear.
1168
01:04:32,828 --> 01:04:36,204
Atunci hai s plecm
i s facem sex interrasial.
1169
01:04:37,943 --> 01:04:39,307
Scuze.
1170
01:05:19,759 --> 01:05:23,559
E cel mai frumos tonomat
la care m-a dus cineva pn acum.

1171
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:27,216
Frumuseea tonomatului de suc
plete pe lng frumuseea ta.
1172
01:05:33,005 --> 01:05:37,240
- Pot s-i pun o ntrebare personal?
- Nu prea tiu ce-i aia, dar da.
1173
01:05:37,284 --> 01:05:39,094
Ai srutat vreodat pe cineva?
1174
01:05:39,141 --> 01:05:43,700
Se pun personajele de la televizor
i figurinele din Planeta Maimuelor?
1175
01:05:43,725 --> 01:05:45,670
- Bineneles.
- Atunci, da.
1176
01:05:45,703 --> 01:05:49,977
M-am pupat cu Angie Dickinson
i Doctorul Zaius.
1177
01:05:50,181 --> 01:05:53,540
Eu nu m-am pupat
dect cu cei pe care-i visez, aa c...
1178
01:05:53,585 --> 01:05:57,681
m-am pupat doar cu un pui de dragon
i cu o femeie cu prul n flcri.
1179
01:05:57,727 --> 01:06:02,129
N-am eu mult experien cu pupatul,
dar de o chestie sunt sigur.
1180
01:06:02,187 --> 01:06:04,925
ntotdeauna se face cu dinii.
1181
01:06:04,983 --> 01:06:08,595
Cred c o s vreau
s ncerc treaba cu pupatul acum.
1182
01:06:45,521 --> 01:06:47,597
Bun seara, dr Jackson.
1183
01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:49,605

N-am vrut s v sperii.
1184
01:06:49,656 --> 01:06:52,433
Dle Allenby, nu m-am ateptat
s v gsesc...
1185
01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:54,436
Da, tiu... Nici eu.
1186
01:06:54,470 --> 01:07:00,493
Dar am auzit de o tire la care lucreaz
Ron Burgundy i Brian Fantana.
1187
01:07:00,569 --> 01:07:04,692
Unor avioane din compania mea
le cad piesele.
1188
01:07:04,727 --> 01:07:06,887
E o problem asta?
Da!
1189
01:07:06,941 --> 01:07:10,000
Se va rezolva? Habar n-am, probabil.
1190
01:07:10,075 --> 01:07:13,504
Dac tirea va fi difuzat,
aciunile Koala Airlines se vor prbui.
1191
01:07:13,539 --> 01:07:17,168
Nu pot s ngrop tirea.
Nu ar respecta etica profesional.
1192
01:07:17,288 --> 01:07:20,785
Noi suntem stpnii tirilor.
Putem face orice dorim.
1193
01:07:20,861 --> 01:07:23,904
sta-i unul din avantaje.
Se numete sinergie.
1194
01:07:23,982 --> 01:07:26,870
O companie lucrnd alturi de alta.
1195
01:07:29,485 --> 01:07:31,127
Pentru sinergie!
1196
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,181

Eti puin cam tcut.
1197
01:07:41,399 --> 01:07:43,856
Trebuie s recunosc...
ca s tii i tu,
1198
01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:47,079
sunt absolut de acord
s merg la cina n familie.
1199
01:07:47,101 --> 01:07:48,788
Or s te iubeasc toi.
1200
01:07:49,906 --> 01:07:51,384
E delicios!
1201
01:07:55,122 --> 01:07:58,720
- Aadar, de cnd suntei mpreun?
- Mam...
1202
01:07:58,988 --> 01:08:01,574
Nu-i nimic, e o ntrebare raional.
1203
01:08:03,332 --> 01:08:07,627
Iubirea noastr este proaspt,
dar arde extrem de intens.
1204
01:08:09,126 --> 01:08:12,510
i devine mai fierbinte
i mai suculent i mai puturoas.
1205
01:08:12,572 --> 01:08:15,371
Dragoste puturoas ct toat noaptea.
1206
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:19,552
- Despre ce vorbii acolo?
- Pi, mi-am dat alunele la veveri.
1207
01:08:19,624 --> 01:08:22,428
Noi nu discutm
despre aa ceva la cin.
1208
01:08:22,482 --> 01:08:23,950
Ce crezi c faci?
1209
01:08:23,994 --> 01:08:26,434
Ridic problema
de a fi singurul alb de aici.
1210
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:29,875
Distrug barierele ridicate de ras
prin asimilare.
1211
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:31,939
- Asta fac.
- O s pari un nemernic!
1212
01:08:32,009 --> 01:08:33,941
Eu cred c merge bine pn acum.
1213
01:08:33,977 --> 01:08:37,108
Poate n-ai remarcat,
dar noi nu vorbim astfel.
1214
01:08:37,154 --> 01:08:38,979
Bine...
1215
01:08:39,015 --> 01:08:41,316
Ce mutr a fcut boorogu'
din capu' mesei.
1216
01:08:41,352 --> 01:08:43,818
Ce i-o zice... "Ccat cu perje!
Ia uite la albitura asta...
1217
01:08:43,854 --> 01:08:47,625
St la masa mea, mi halete potolu',
e n casa mea i o pipie pe fi-mea"?
1218
01:08:47,689 --> 01:08:50,527
- Aa-i! Am pipit-o pe fiic-ta.
- Iubitule...!
1219
01:08:50,563 --> 01:08:54,796
Am fcut nite treburi cu ea...
N-or s-i plac... Deloc!
1220
01:08:54,832 --> 01:08:56,898
Dumnezeule mare!
1221
01:08:56,934 --> 01:09:01,602
Adic, nu-s dect un tip simplu
din Terre Haute, Indiana,
1222
01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:06,607
cu o mam de cosor i portofel gras
i c-un joint ct mna unui bebelu.
1223
01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:10,917
Doar caut pe cineva care s-l pufie.
O s bgm nite pufieli, nu?
1224
01:09:10,953 --> 01:09:13,229
Aici nu e ca-n filme.
Care-i problema ta, omule?
1225
01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:18,380
Linda, nu neleg ce caui cu el.
1226
01:09:18,450 --> 01:09:22,114
Ba-nelegi unde bat,
mi, tciune de mam a Lindei.
1227
01:09:22,150 --> 01:09:25,151
Amestec totul n mojar.
F-o mai aromat.
1228
01:09:25,187 --> 01:09:26,594
Doamne, Dumnezeule!
1229
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:28,996
n fundul curii,
cu caltaboii la grtar...
1230
01:09:29,032 --> 01:09:31,432
Cu oaiele alea uriae de bab...!
1231
01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:34,698
- Poftim?
- Bi! Aia e maic-mea, omule.
1232
01:09:34,770 --> 01:09:36,767
Fluturai minile n aer.
1233
01:09:36,848 --> 01:09:39,231
Fluturai minile n aer
ca nite belferi.
1234
01:09:39,267 --> 01:09:41,100
Te rog, nu face asta.
1235
01:09:41,215 --> 01:09:45,076
Care din trfele drogate de aici
mi d i mie piureul?
1236
01:09:45,443 --> 01:09:47,582
Nu cred c cina
ar fi putut iei mai bine de att.
1237
01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:49,562
- Te-ai tmpit?
- Nu, deloc!
1238
01:09:49,598 --> 01:09:51,662
A fost o sear minunat.
1239
01:09:52,087 --> 01:09:54,571
i cu tata?
Ce naiba ai avut n cap?
1240
01:09:54,651 --> 01:09:57,030
Am crezut c
e test de adeziune ntr-o band.
1241
01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:58,824
Format din invitai la cin!
1242
01:09:58,845 --> 01:10:01,694
Le-ai zis alor mei
"trfe drogate"...
1243
01:10:01,742 --> 01:10:05,801
Nu-mi place s dau vina pe tine,
dar tu m-ai invitat la cin...
1244
01:10:06,381 --> 01:10:08,833
- mi pare ru...
- Mie mi pare ru.
1245
01:10:09,421 --> 01:10:12,404
Doar c sunt sub mult presiune.
1246
01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:16,786
Allenby nu vrea s difuzezi tirea
realizat pentru Sptmna de rating.
1247
01:10:17,134 --> 01:10:20,566
"Moartea din cer". E o tire grozav.
Are dezvluiri uimitoare.

1248
01:10:20,648 --> 01:10:24,443
Ron... Ai auzit de "sinergie"?
1249
01:10:30,887 --> 01:10:34,941
Aadar... Maic-ta vrea s petrecem
puin timp mpreun.
1250
01:10:35,559 --> 01:10:40,152
Nu crede c am o relaie bun
cu tine, ca i copil.
1251
01:10:40,879 --> 01:10:43,217
i vine s crezi
ce rahaturi debiteaz?
1252
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:46,741
Ce dificil e...!
1253
01:10:46,777 --> 01:10:49,611
Ce s-i spui unui puti de ase ani?
1254
01:10:50,946 --> 01:10:53,748
Ia ghici! M-am culcat
cu o femeie de culoare.
1255
01:10:53,784 --> 01:10:55,816
- Ce?
- Nimic.
1256
01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:59,097
- Tat, i place de Omul-Pianjen?
- Nu.
1257
01:10:59,337 --> 01:11:02,623
Nu m intereseaz.
Niciodat nu m-a interesat.
1258
01:11:02,659 --> 01:11:06,193
Nu-mi place masca, nici costumul,
animaia sau plasele alea.
1259
01:11:06,229 --> 01:11:09,063
Pare ca un fraier coclit.
Ca un ipocrit.
1260
01:11:09,099 --> 01:11:10,965

Ce-i aia ipocrit?
1261
01:11:11,012 --> 01:11:15,803
Un ipocrit e Gary. Aia e ipocrit.
1262
01:11:15,850 --> 01:11:19,123
- Apropo, ce face coi n talp, la?
- Ce-i aia coi n talp?
1263
01:11:19,174 --> 01:11:24,383
E o expresie haioas
cu care-l strigi pe Gary cnd l vezi.
1264
01:11:24,456 --> 01:11:28,104
Cnd te trezete pentru micul dejun,
i zici: "'Neaa, bi coi n talp."
1265
01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,651
Probabil i va da cinci dolari
sau nite bomboane.
1266
01:11:30,698 --> 01:11:32,642
- Sun bine?
- Da.
1267
01:11:32,689 --> 01:11:36,139
- Eti un coi n talp. tati.
- Aa!
1268
01:11:36,186 --> 01:11:39,871
Totui numai lui Gary s-i zici aa.
l face fericit.
1269
01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:43,219
i pe mine m face,
dar la e i mai fericit.
1270
01:11:43,377 --> 01:11:44,634
Tat...
1271
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:48,926
Cteodat aud nite chestii
i mi se face fric.
1272
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,615
Cred c e o fantom n ifonier.
1273
01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,480
Ascult-m cu atenie, fiule.
1274
01:11:53,552 --> 01:11:57,129
Nu exist fantome. Caz nchis.
1275
01:11:57,157 --> 01:11:59,367
i atunci de ce s-mi fie fric?
1276
01:11:59,377 --> 01:12:02,592
Chiar vrei s afli singura chestie
de care s-i fie team?
1277
01:12:02,602 --> 01:12:04,645
Da, chiar vreau s aflu.
1278
01:12:04,882 --> 01:12:06,174
Voodoo.
1279
01:12:06,232 --> 01:12:08,232
- Voodoo?
- Da, voodoo...
1280
01:12:08,287 --> 01:12:10,574
Rahatul la te poate bga n moloz.
1281
01:12:10,631 --> 01:12:12,864
i este sut la sut real.
1282
01:12:12,875 --> 01:12:16,314
Promite-mi...
c nu te vei duce niciodat n Haiti.
1283
01:12:16,362 --> 01:12:18,450
i promit, tat.
1284
01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:20,725
Bun...
mi place s petrecem timpul mpreun.
1285
01:12:20,775 --> 01:12:21,963
i mie, tat.
1286
01:12:21,978 --> 01:12:24,388
i ce zici...
Vrei s mergem n Haiti cndva?
1287
01:12:24,430 --> 01:12:25,772
- Nu.
- Bravo.
1288
01:12:26,185 --> 01:12:28,352
Ce i-ai spus?
1289
01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:30,177
Nu i-am spus nimic.
1290
01:12:30,207 --> 01:12:32,520
N-a dormit de patru zile, Ron.
1291
01:12:32,591 --> 01:12:35,315
Oriunde mergem
m ntreab dac mergem n Haiti.
1292
01:12:35,343 --> 01:12:36,900
Ce naiba nseamn asta?
1293
01:12:36,951 --> 01:12:41,796
M-am sturat s-l ii sub fusta ta,
ferit de ororile fcute de voodoo.
1294
01:12:41,836 --> 01:12:44,781
Trebuie s nvei s construieti
o relaie sntoas.
1295
01:12:44,818 --> 01:12:46,819
Hai s te ntreb ceva
i nu ntreb la mito.
1296
01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:50,333
Eti sigur c nu e un pitic
cu deficien de nvare?
1297
01:12:50,384 --> 01:12:53,821
- Are doar apte ani, Ron.
- Bine...
1298
01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:57,749
Mine are o expoziie tiinific.
La ora opt.
1299
01:12:57,772 --> 01:12:59,960
Vrea s fii i tu acolo.
1300
01:12:59,987 --> 01:13:01,934
Voi fi acolo... bine?
1301
01:13:01,965 --> 01:13:04,242
Pe cine ai invitat
la Sptmna de rating?
1302
01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:06,139
Nu vreau s discut asta cu tine, Ron.
1303
01:13:06,178 --> 01:13:09,181
Doar mergi la expoziia de mine.
1304
01:13:09,195 --> 01:13:10,451
Bine!
1305
01:13:10,879 --> 01:13:13,538
I se spune Interviul deceniului.
1306
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:16,287
Veronica Corningstone
l are invitat pe Yasser Arafat...
1307
01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:17,395
Yasser i mai cum?
1308
01:13:17,414 --> 01:13:20,044
...liderul OLP i, dup unii,
cheia pcii din Orientul Mijlociu.
1309
01:13:20,093 --> 01:13:23,531
Desigur, dra Corningstone
este fosta soie a lui Ron Burgundy.
1310
01:13:23,595 --> 01:13:26,643
Aa c v dai seama
c va fi incomod pentru Ronnie.
1311
01:13:26,762 --> 01:13:28,746
Pe rnza lui Tony Danza!
1312
01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:31,105
Asta-i tot pentru moment,
n numele celor de la GNN,
1313
01:13:31,152 --> 01:13:34,075

mulumii divinitii pentru ntmplri,
mulumii-mi mie pentru tiri.
1314
01:13:34,230 --> 01:13:35,787
Sunt Dick Lindick.
1315
01:13:35,832 --> 01:13:37,381
DICK LINDICK
1316
01:13:39,381 --> 01:13:43,127
Vom fi terminai la ratinguri.
Terminai...
1317
01:13:43,175 --> 01:13:45,754
Credeam c avem o ans de data asta.
1318
01:13:45,839 --> 01:13:48,191
Cum rmne cu tirea
despre "Moartea din cer"?
1319
01:13:49,622 --> 01:13:52,379
Mai bine l-ai ntreba pe Ron.
1320
01:13:52,786 --> 01:13:55,135
- Am retras tirea, Brian.
- Ce?
1321
01:13:55,159 --> 01:13:57,533
De ce? Parc eram hotri
cu povestea aia.
1322
01:13:57,551 --> 01:14:00,808
A fost decizia mea, da, Brian?
Las-o balt. Se cheam sinergie.
1323
01:14:00,827 --> 01:14:01,963
Asta ce mai nseamn?
1324
01:14:01,972 --> 01:14:03,433
Calmeaz-te, mi, Ron.
1325
01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:05,664
Am ajuns mai departe
dect ar fi crezut cineva.
1326
01:14:05,701 --> 01:14:07,842
- i facem la rating data viitoare.

- Calmeaz-te tu!
1327
01:14:07,863 --> 01:14:09,762
Nu m-am bgat n asta
s ies pe locul doi.
1328
01:14:09,775 --> 01:14:11,286
Cred c Champ nu voia s zic dect...
1329
01:14:11,305 --> 01:14:14,105
tiu ce voia s spun, Brian.
1330
01:14:14,229 --> 01:14:17,363
i nu m surprinde
c voi nu dai doi bani.
1331
01:14:17,604 --> 01:14:18,958
S recunoatem...
1332
01:14:18,981 --> 01:14:21,164
Eu sunt cel care obine audiena.
1333
01:14:21,191 --> 01:14:23,971
ncep s m ntreb
ce aducei voi, bufonilor.
1334
01:14:24,014 --> 01:14:26,983
Lui Chani i plac bufonii.
Mai puin cei fioroi.
1335
01:14:27,012 --> 01:14:30,494
Taci, Brick!
Mai tac-i gura!
1336
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:32,719
Ron...
1337
01:14:33,409 --> 01:14:36,207
- Ai ipat la mine.
- Bineneles c am ipat.
1338
01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:41,907
N-ai voie s ipi la Brick.
1339
01:14:41,932 --> 01:14:44,678
- Tu nc mai fumezi cocain?
- Nu.
1340
01:14:45,811 --> 01:14:48,505
N-am fumat dect o dat, atunci.
1341
01:14:49,014 --> 01:14:52,593
E o minciun...
Am mai fumat de ase ori.
1342
01:14:52,618 --> 01:14:54,419
L-ai fcut pe Brick s plng.
1343
01:14:55,747 --> 01:14:58,450
i-ai cam pierdut minile
cu audiena, Ron.
1344
01:14:59,961 --> 01:15:02,429
Serios acuma...
mai ai vreo doz rmas?
1345
01:15:02,474 --> 01:15:04,343
tii ceva, frate?
1346
01:15:04,406 --> 01:15:07,324
Suntem o echip de tiriti,
iar asta nseamn o legtur pe via,
1347
01:15:07,350 --> 01:15:09,211
dar nu mi place ce ai devenit.
1348
01:15:09,236 --> 01:15:10,950
Eram fericii cnd ne-ai gsit.
1349
01:15:11,684 --> 01:15:16,261
Eu pozam pisicue, Champ servea lilieci,
iar Brick era mort.
1350
01:15:16,301 --> 01:15:18,612
Ne-am asumat cu toii un risc,
s te urmm.
1351
01:15:18,638 --> 01:15:21,536
i tii ceva? ncep s realizez
c nu te-ai gndit dect la tine,
1352
01:15:21,574 --> 01:15:23,753
cum s-o nvingi pe Veronica
cu orice pre.
1353
01:15:23,784 --> 01:15:25,456
Nu te-ai gndit la tiri
i mai puin la echip.
1354
01:15:25,476 --> 01:15:26,611
Brian, nu...
1355
01:15:26,658 --> 01:15:30,599
Poate nu-s cel mai detept,
dar tiu una, alta despre una i alta.
1356
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,903
tiu c pentru a satisface
o femeie mai jos, la vale,
1357
01:15:32,942 --> 01:15:35,292
trebuie s tii
s scrii alfabetul cu limba,
1358
01:15:35,339 --> 01:15:37,957
n jurul vlvei... a valvei.
1359
01:15:38,004 --> 01:15:40,968
- A vulvei!
- Al lui Volvo...
1360
01:15:41,015 --> 01:15:44,494
tiu c "sinergia" e un cuvnt inventat.
1361
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:47,308
Mai tiu c splatul pe mini
e pentru fraieri,
1362
01:15:47,355 --> 01:15:49,844
mai ales dac nu te deranjeaz jegul.
1363
01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:55,239
i mai tiu c orice-ar fi,
i susii prietenii.
1364
01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:57,609
Vai, scuz-m, Brian.
1365
01:15:58,459 --> 01:16:03,654
M doare spatele...
de la ct v-am crat n ultimii 15 ani.

1366
01:16:04,986 --> 01:16:06,737
tii ceva, Burgundy...
1367
01:16:07,026 --> 01:16:12,437
Cred c pentru tine gura bate curul.
1368
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,385
Bine, crai-v!
1369
01:16:20,412 --> 01:16:24,334
N-am nevoie de voi!
Pot prezenta tirile i singur.
1370
01:16:29,054 --> 01:16:32,978
n aceast sear,
l voi intervieva pe Yasser Arafat...
1371
01:16:33,038 --> 01:16:34,630
E jalnic.
1372
01:16:34,667 --> 01:16:36,987
Intrm n 20 de secunde, Ron.
Haide.
1373
01:16:37,324 --> 01:16:39,969
- Eti gata?
- Ce-i aia?
1374
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:45,776
Nu e nimic. Imagini din satelit
de la o urmrire de maini din Milwakee.
1375
01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:48,024
tii ce...
1376
01:16:48,266 --> 01:16:51,613
Trimite-o n direct,
s ncep buletinul cu tirea asta.
1377
01:16:51,622 --> 01:16:54,011
Dar asta nu e o tire, Ron.
1378
01:16:54,048 --> 01:16:57,598
Trimite-o n direct, da?
i nu m mai contrazice vreodat.
1379
01:16:57,632 --> 01:16:58,632
Bill, Bill...!
1380
01:16:58,657 --> 01:17:00,771
Pentru dvs, privitorii moderni,
1381
01:17:00,810 --> 01:17:03,809
transmisia unei urmriri de maini
poate prea ceva normal,
1382
01:17:03,855 --> 01:17:06,879
dar n 1980 nu se mai auzise
de aa ceva.
1383
01:17:06,985 --> 01:17:10,890
Bun seara, sunt Ron Burgundy,
n direct din New York.
1384
01:17:10,905 --> 01:17:15,324
Avem o tire de ultim or
ce este n desfurare n inima rii,
1385
01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:18,678
Este vorba despre o urmrire de maini
n mare vitez,
1386
01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:22,700
- cu viteze de pn la 160 km pe or.
- ine logo-ul. Menine grafica.
1387
01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:26,288
i, pentru prima dat n istorie,
vom transmite totul n direct
1388
01:17:26,312 --> 01:17:29,927
pn cnd se transform
ntr-un accident n lan sau...
1389
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:34,256
Richard! Vino repede!
E o urmrire de maini la tiri.
1390
01:17:35,028 --> 01:17:37,988
- Cnd o s ajung i tata?
- Va ajunge.
1391
01:17:38,317 --> 01:17:40,014

Eti suprat?
1392
01:17:40,097 --> 01:17:45,367
Vrei s facem chestia aia cnd...
ncepem s vorbim despre ce simim?
1393
01:17:45,412 --> 01:17:47,175
Dumnezeule, nu!
1394
01:17:47,218 --> 01:17:51,198
Acesta e pulsul ntmplrilor
din ara noastr.
1395
01:17:51,221 --> 01:17:55,271
Freddie, ce se ntmpl?
De ce e o urmrire de maini la tv?
1396
01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:58,727
- Burgundy a insistat.
- Nu nelegi ce vrea s fac?
1397
01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:00,726
Nu are nicio tire,
aa c a inventat una.
1398
01:18:00,740 --> 01:18:02,512
Dar nu e normal s fac aa ceva...
1399
01:18:02,547 --> 01:18:04,656
Spune-i s speculeze despre ofer.
1400
01:18:04,676 --> 01:18:07,475
Ron, f nite speculaii despre ofer.
1401
01:18:07,522 --> 01:18:11,479
Credem c oferul se afl
sub influena drogurilor,
1402
01:18:11,519 --> 01:18:14,919
are aproximativ 2.00 m nlime,
dar e slbnog,
1403
01:18:14,965 --> 01:18:16,831
are aproximativ 70 de kilograme.
1404
01:18:16,882 --> 01:18:20,612
S-ar putea s aib un ostatec sau doi,

nu tim asta cu siguran...
1405
01:18:20,667 --> 01:18:23,895
Audiena e n cretere brusc.
Referitor la urmrire...
1406
01:18:23,935 --> 01:18:25,730
N-am mai vzut aa ceva.
1407
01:18:25,766 --> 01:18:31,501
Dle Arafat, exist vreun scenariu
prin care s se ncheie pacea cu Israelul?
1408
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:34,506
Pacea mi arde n suflet.
Sunt dedicat...
1409
01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:37,153
Scuzai-m. Ce s-a ntmplat cu...?
1410
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,763
Ne-au scos din emisie,
ca s transmit alt tire,
1411
01:18:39,801 --> 01:18:41,090
o urmrire de maini.
1412
01:18:41,158 --> 01:18:43,342
Cine transmite despre o urmrire?
1413
01:18:43,392 --> 01:18:47,919
Am aici cel mai important interviu
din cariera mea
1414
01:18:47,945 --> 01:18:49,541
i m dai deoparte pentru o urmrire?
1415
01:18:49,782 --> 01:18:52,688
- Mi-ar plcea s vd urmrirea.
- Mai bine i-ai ine gura.
1416
01:18:54,227 --> 01:18:56,768
Tocmai ce a acroat...
Tocmai ce a acroat o main!
1417
01:18:56,815 --> 01:18:59,689
A lovit o main! Ai vzut asta?

A lovit o main!
1418
01:18:59,757 --> 01:19:01,956
- A lovit maina!
- A lovit maina...
1419
01:19:02,026 --> 01:19:04,376
Bi, ce mito-s tirile!
1420
01:19:05,152 --> 01:19:07,115
... i tocmai ce a pierdut
controlul volanului.
1421
01:19:07,156 --> 01:19:10,953
Exact de asta aveam nevoie,
ncepuse s devin plictisitor.
1422
01:19:14,054 --> 01:19:17,941
- Ai fcut o treab minunat.
- Mulumesc, Gary.
1423
01:19:17,982 --> 01:19:19,720
Nu cred c tatl tu mai vine.
1424
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:21,877
mi pare ru, dragule,
dar cred c trebuie s plecm.
1425
01:19:22,576 --> 01:19:25,312
Nu-mi mai citi gndurile!
1426
01:19:31,021 --> 01:19:32,862
De asta mi era team...
1427
01:19:34,230 --> 01:19:37,828
- Ai fcut asta cu puterea minii?
- Nu.
1428
01:19:37,963 --> 01:19:39,280
Mincinosule...
1429
01:19:39,634 --> 01:19:43,415
Tocmai ce am aflat
c poliia l-a reinut pe suspect.
1430
01:19:43,484 --> 01:19:47,260
S-a dovedit a fi un domn n vrst,

1431
01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:50,914
n vrst de 80 de ani,
care era pur i simplu confuz.
1432
01:19:50,979 --> 01:19:52,473
Sunt Ron Burgundy.
1433
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:56,927
V doresc nu numai o noapte minunat,
ci o noapte american.
1434
01:19:56,968 --> 01:20:00,285
- Doamne...
- i... Am ieit!
1435
01:20:00,318 --> 01:20:01,760
Da!
1436
01:20:03,403 --> 01:20:04,621
Aa!
1437
01:20:04,693 --> 01:20:07,891
Nu-mi vine s cred, ai reuit, Ron!
Dumnezeule!
1438
01:20:09,950 --> 01:20:13,458
Nu merit eu totul.
A fost un efort de echip.
1439
01:20:13,484 --> 01:20:15,864
GNN o depete pe Corningstone
i celelalte reele.
1440
01:20:15,912 --> 01:20:17,586
Urmririle de maini sunt aur curat.
1441
01:20:17,639 --> 01:20:19,959
Ron Burgundy
bate recordurile de audien.
1442
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:26,429
Doamnelor i domnilor,
cunoatem cu toii
1443
01:20:26,441 --> 01:20:29,852
c exist doar un motiv

pentru care GNN a ajuns n vrf.
1444
01:20:29,934 --> 01:20:33,780
Iar motivul acela
e cel mai bun tirist din lume
1445
01:20:33,827 --> 01:20:36,977
i s rmn mereu aa,
dl Ron Burgundy!
1446
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:15,527
- Hai s-o tergem.
- Da.
1447
01:21:15,545 --> 01:21:17,752
D-l naibii pe Ron Burgundy.
1448
01:21:18,573 --> 01:21:20,610
Am reuit, ntfleaa mea.
1449
01:21:22,872 --> 01:21:24,471
Eti un vrjitor!
1450
01:21:26,474 --> 01:21:29,323
Ron, ar trebui s vezi cum faci.
1451
01:21:45,293 --> 01:21:47,305
n Legenda lui Icar,
1452
01:21:47,345 --> 01:21:50,257
Icar, plin de nebunia
ce caracterizeaz mndria,
1453
01:21:50,268 --> 01:21:53,738
a zburat prea sus,
iar soarele i-a topit aripile.
1454
01:21:53,916 --> 01:21:58,953
Faima lui Burgundy a fost mai mare
dect i-a putut el imagina,
1455
01:21:58,993 --> 01:22:01,405
iar cderea a fost nucitoare.
1456
01:22:11,502 --> 01:22:12,581
Ron!
1457
01:22:12,833 --> 01:22:14,862
- Deschide poarta!
- S cheme cineva o ambulan.
1458
01:22:15,106 --> 01:22:17,592
Nu muri n faa noastr!
1459
01:22:18,292 --> 01:22:20,671
S nu mori n faa tuturor!
1460
01:22:22,465 --> 01:22:24,232
Fii tare, Ron Burg.
1461
01:22:37,695 --> 01:22:41,182
- Fir-ar, Milton, ce am?
- Pi, Ron...
1462
01:22:43,307 --> 01:22:48,600
Se pare c ambii nervi optici
sunt separai de cornee.
1463
01:22:48,615 --> 01:22:49,709
Ce?
1464
01:22:49,781 --> 01:22:52,681
Nu tiu cum s-i spun altfel.
dar, eti orb.
1465
01:22:52,730 --> 01:22:57,393
Milton, sunt prezentator de tiri.
Citesc tirile de pe prompter.
1466
01:22:57,430 --> 01:23:00,411
Asta e ceea ce fac.
Din ce voi tri?
1467
01:23:00,437 --> 01:23:01,904
tiu un consilier pe cariere,
1468
01:23:01,949 --> 01:23:04,049
dar sunt multe lucruri
pe care le poi face.
1469
01:23:04,084 --> 01:23:06,403
Te poi face un profet
sau un prezictor.
1470
01:23:06,443 --> 01:23:10,503
Trebuie s existe ceva
n biroul sta al tu care s m ajute.
1471
01:23:10,593 --> 01:23:13,890
- Linitete-te!
- Trebuie s fie ceva!
1472
01:23:14,191 --> 01:23:16,273
Zombi...!
1473
01:23:18,496 --> 01:23:21,271
Dac-mi pui mna mine, te omor.
1474
01:23:22,547 --> 01:23:24,498
O lume a orbilor...
1475
01:23:24,514 --> 01:23:28,713
Ron Burgundy, cel care a ajuns
n culmea gloriei chiar n media vizual,
1476
01:23:28,741 --> 01:23:31,577
a pit pentru totdeauna
n acest trm al ntunericului.
1477
01:23:31,646 --> 01:23:36,700
DOU LUNI MAI TRZIU
1478
01:23:50,462 --> 01:23:52,107
Cine e?
1479
01:23:53,858 --> 01:23:56,472
Ron, noi suntem.
1480
01:23:56,518 --> 01:23:59,608
Sunt sigur c suntei hmesii
de pe drum, domnilor,
1481
01:23:59,663 --> 01:24:01,985
sper s v plac triscuiii.
1482
01:24:02,064 --> 01:24:05,021
Atenie, c abia i-am luat de pe foc.
1483
01:24:05,599 --> 01:24:06,938
Poftii...
1484
01:24:06,965 --> 01:24:10,471
Tuturor celor de la televiziune
le e dor de tine, Ron.
1485
01:24:10,507 --> 01:24:13,773
Jack Lime i ine locul,
de cnd ai plecat.
1486
01:24:13,836 --> 01:24:16,091
i sincer, nu-i un tip att de ru...
1487
01:24:16,146 --> 01:24:17,265
Nu...
1488
01:24:17,308 --> 01:24:19,408
i spune Jack McGeac acum.
1489
01:24:19,444 --> 01:24:22,988
N-ar trebui s fac asta.
Ar trebui s-i zic Jack Mingeac.
1490
01:24:23,237 --> 01:24:25,523
Brick...!
1491
01:24:25,557 --> 01:24:28,511
E pul de table i dop de plut.
Nu mnca!
1492
01:24:28,726 --> 01:24:32,374
- Linda ce mai face? Nu m-a sunat.
- E destul de ocupat.
1493
01:24:32,488 --> 01:24:34,652
Ron, o s te rog s-mi dai reeta.
1494
01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:38,360
Ce faci toat ziulica de unul singur?
Aici eti departe cam de toate.
1495
01:24:38,396 --> 01:24:41,245
Fiecare zi o ncep cam la fel...
1496
01:24:41,291 --> 01:24:45,509
M trezesc urlnd de groaz,
din cauza beznei, creznd c-s mort.
1497
01:24:45,609 --> 01:24:48,235
- n fiecare zi?
- Da, n fiecare zi.
1498
01:24:48,492 --> 01:24:53,091
Apoi ncep aa zisa "Mare aventur",
s prepar micul dejun.
1499
01:24:53,144 --> 01:24:56,358
Am mncat de toate,
de la cuie, la suport de pahare.
1500
01:24:56,414 --> 01:24:59,660
Odat am mucat cu sete
dintr-o scrumier de marmur,
1501
01:24:59,701 --> 01:25:03,416
creznd c e o vaf savuroas.
Doamne ct mi doream vafa...
1502
01:25:03,457 --> 01:25:05,423
Mi-am spart toi dinii.
1503
01:25:05,483 --> 01:25:08,054
Dar nu i-ai dat seama
c scrumiera nu e fierbinte ca o vaf?
1504
01:25:08,098 --> 01:25:10,702
Nu, n-am putut! Pentru c sunt orb.
1505
01:25:10,795 --> 01:25:17,195
Nu sunt orb 23 sau 22 de ore pe zi,
sunt orb tot timpul sta.
1506
01:25:17,255 --> 01:25:20,839
Ai idee cum e s bei
jumtate de sticl de ketchup,
1507
01:25:20,954 --> 01:25:24,807
creznd c e o sticl de vin din 1946.
1508
01:25:25,682 --> 01:25:27,998
Am lsat-o i la decantat.
1509
01:25:28,093 --> 01:25:32,654
Da, dar la o sticl din aia...
ai tras nou sau zece nghiituri.

1510
01:25:32,682 --> 01:25:34,848
Chiar nu i-ai dat seama c e ketchup?
1511
01:25:34,942 --> 01:25:38,870
M-am blbit cumva?
Sunt o r b!
1512
01:25:38,934 --> 01:25:40,962
Treci prin clipe grele, Ron. neleg.
1513
01:25:41,015 --> 01:25:43,021
Cea mai mare njosire este...
1514
01:25:43,071 --> 01:25:45,714
- Nici s m masturbez nu mai pot.
- De ce?
1515
01:25:45,929 --> 01:25:50,185
ntr-o diminea am stat 20 de minute
frecndu-mi puternic glezna,
1516
01:25:50,255 --> 01:25:53,834
ntrebndu-m unde e senzaia,
unde s-a dus plcerea?
1517
01:25:53,891 --> 01:25:56,425
i-ai frecat piciorul
creznd c e un penis?
1518
01:25:56,524 --> 01:25:58,460
- Acum m crezi prost, nu?
- Ba nu!
1519
01:25:58,568 --> 01:26:02,212
Ciudatul care triete ntr-un far ciudat,
n mijlocul lui nicieri.
1520
01:26:02,277 --> 01:26:04,828
Ron, a fost alegerea ta
s stai ntr-un far straniu.
1521
01:26:04,890 --> 01:26:10,273
tii de ce stau aici?
Hai s-i zic pe litere i tare.
1522
01:26:11,164 --> 01:26:15,055

Sunt orb!
1523
01:26:16,092 --> 01:26:18,340
Cred c e mai bine s plecm de aici.
1524
01:26:18,365 --> 01:26:20,444
Poate c ar trebui s plecai, da.
1525
01:26:20,498 --> 01:26:22,323
De ce nu v crai de aici?
1526
01:26:22,361 --> 01:26:24,539
n ciuda izolrii maxime n care stau,
1527
01:26:24,593 --> 01:26:28,701
vizita dvs, domnilor, n-a fcut
dect s nruteasc lucrurile.
1528
01:26:35,598 --> 01:26:37,418
La revedere, Ron.
1529
01:26:39,063 --> 01:26:40,431
Ce?
1530
01:26:41,152 --> 01:26:43,491
Nu, nu plecai, v rog!
1531
01:26:43,871 --> 01:26:47,679
Ateptai! Sunt foarte singur.
ntoarcei-v!
1532
01:26:51,782 --> 01:26:53,402
Ateptai!
1533
01:26:53,552 --> 01:26:56,502
ntoarcei-v... ntoarcei-v!
1534
01:27:00,237 --> 01:27:02,193
Sunt singur...
1535
01:27:02,508 --> 01:27:06,547
De ce mi-ai fcut una ca asta,
Doamne? De ce?
1536
01:27:06,697 --> 01:27:09,671
Nu puteai mai bine

s vindeci un copil bolnav
1537
01:27:09,719 --> 01:27:11,575
sau s creezi
o alt specie de animale?
1538
01:27:11,619 --> 01:27:15,474
Dar, nu...
Ai vrut s-l orbeti pe Ron Burgundy.
1539
01:27:16,468 --> 01:27:19,383
N-am crezut c-l voi vedea
pe marele Ron Burgundy
1540
01:27:19,513 --> 01:27:21,767
plin de atta vicreal.
1541
01:27:21,789 --> 01:27:24,406
Cine e? Ce e cu zgomotul la?
1542
01:27:24,428 --> 01:27:26,244
Ia-m de mn.
1543
01:27:26,303 --> 01:27:29,167
- Nu vd unde e.
- Bjbie dup ea, Ron.
1544
01:27:29,219 --> 01:27:31,897
Trebuie s nvei
s te descurci singur.
1545
01:27:32,422 --> 01:27:35,513
Bun, de ajuns. Haide, scoal!
1546
01:27:38,607 --> 01:27:41,974
- Cher, tu eti?
- Nu-mi recunoti vocea?
1547
01:27:42,051 --> 01:27:45,667
- Jan Michael Vincent?
- Chiar aa?
1548
01:27:45,686 --> 01:27:48,513
Fiecare post de televiziune
a copiat ce ai fcut tu, Ron.
1549
01:27:48,590 --> 01:27:51,345

Nu mai sunt tiri dect despre animale,
1550
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,842
urmriri de maini
sau cluburi de strip-tease.
1551
01:27:53,927 --> 01:27:59,118
Duhul a prsit lampa,
iar Ron Burgundy i-a scos dopul.
1552
01:27:59,305 --> 01:28:01,067
De-asta mi-am dat demisia
de la WBC News.
1553
01:28:01,095 --> 01:28:04,131
- Ce?
- Nu mai sunt difuzate tiri adevrate.
1554
01:28:04,164 --> 01:28:05,763
Se ine cont numai de audien.
1555
01:28:05,798 --> 01:28:08,625
Veronica... de ce ai venit aici?
1556
01:28:08,659 --> 01:28:12,260
Sunt aici de dragul fiului nostru, Ron.
Walter are nevoie de tine.
1557
01:28:12,337 --> 01:28:16,566
Vreau s fii puin mai responsabil,
att pentru el ct i pentru tine.
1558
01:28:16,622 --> 01:28:19,688
i dai seama c vorbeti cu cineva
care chiar n aceast diminea
1559
01:28:19,740 --> 01:28:22,456
a ncercat s se spele pe dini
cu un homar viu?
1560
01:28:22,531 --> 01:28:24,022
Poftim?
1561
01:28:24,131 --> 01:28:26,457
i-ai fi dat seama
imediat ce ai atins chestia aia...
1562
01:28:26,529 --> 01:28:30,045
Zic i eu aa... Nu va fi uor.
1563
01:28:30,092 --> 01:28:34,082
Atunci, am face bine s ncepem.
Bea-i ceaiul.
1564
01:28:37,685 --> 01:28:42,031
- S iau un burete. Cur eu.
- Nu, nu... Stai locului.
1565
01:28:42,086 --> 01:28:43,973
Cur tot ntr-o clipit.
1566
01:28:54,322 --> 01:28:56,145
Hai s mai ncercm o dat.
1567
01:28:56,213 --> 01:28:58,136
- Ai aruncat mrul?
- Da, l-am aruncat.
1568
01:28:58,190 --> 01:29:00,671
- ine minte, linii curbe.
- Curbe...
1569
01:29:00,818 --> 01:29:02,723
- Ochi verzi.
- Ochi verzi...
1570
01:29:02,807 --> 01:29:05,164
Trebuie s te foloseti
de celelalte simuri, de acum.
1571
01:29:05,219 --> 01:29:07,106
Nu pot s-o fac!
1572
01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:11,185
Baxter a gsit ceva pe plaj.
1573
01:29:11,235 --> 01:29:14,818
- Ron, fii atent!
- Sunt bine...
1574
01:29:15,156 --> 01:29:19,308
- Walter, ce e?
- E un fel de pete.
1575
01:29:20,078 --> 01:29:21,706
Dumnezeule!
1576
01:29:21,747 --> 01:29:25,629
Dac va mai sta mult n plas
nu va reui s supravieuiasc.
1577
01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:27,437
Walter, scumpule, e un rechin.
1578
01:29:27,487 --> 01:29:28,772
Fiule...
1579
01:29:29,077 --> 01:29:32,294
Nu-i face griji,
nu-l lsm pe micuul sta s moar.
1580
01:29:32,329 --> 01:29:34,568
O vom face mpreun, tat.
1581
01:29:38,243 --> 01:29:40,244
Asta ar trebui s-l in nuntru
1582
01:29:40,278 --> 01:29:43,365
pn cnd va fi suficient de puternic
s noate singur n ocean.
1583
01:29:43,403 --> 01:29:46,260
- Pot s-i pun un nume?
- Sigur c poi, fiule.
1584
01:29:46,361 --> 01:29:49,225
Ce zici de Biscuite?
1585
01:29:49,317 --> 01:29:52,095
Mai scutete-m cu de-astea!
1586
01:29:52,187 --> 01:29:57,335
Ai n fa cel mai feroce prdtor
din ocean i tu-i zici Biscuite?
1587
01:29:57,392 --> 01:30:02,362
Pe viitor, cnd m lai s botez ceva,
nu fi trtan i las-m.
1588
01:30:02,409 --> 01:30:05,732
S-o facem mpreun.

Hai s-i spunem Doby.
1589
01:30:05,779 --> 01:30:09,357
Dai atta din clan,
apoi vii cu porcria asta?
1590
01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:11,971
Pi, mai bine de att nu putem scorni.
1591
01:30:12,018 --> 01:30:16,128
Adic, tu nu eti n stare
s dai un nume care s sune bine.
1592
01:30:16,175 --> 01:30:20,624
Ce-ai zice s lsm totul balt
i s te duci direct la dracu'?
1593
01:30:20,671 --> 01:30:22,737
Pi, eu nu mai tiu ce s fac.
1594
01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:26,152
Am putea otrvi apa
i s-l lsm s moar.
1595
01:30:26,244 --> 01:30:31,252
- Stai... Hai s rmn Doby.
- Bine, deci am stabilit. Doby rmne.
1596
01:30:31,314 --> 01:30:35,283
O s-i spunem Doby,
chiar dac nu-i pe placul nimnui.
1597
01:30:35,330 --> 01:30:37,397
Bine, pot s accept asta.
1598
01:30:39,074 --> 01:30:42,965
Nu-i face griji, Baxter.
Nu-i vom da din mncarea ta.
1599
01:30:47,735 --> 01:30:50,894
Chiar dac Ron Burgundy
i-a pierdut vederea,
1600
01:30:50,904 --> 01:30:53,876
niciodat pn atunci
n-a avut vedere mai clar.
1601
01:30:53,898 --> 01:30:54,600
Ai reuit!
1602
01:30:54,621 --> 01:30:56,893
i cu fiecare centimetru
cu care cretea Doby,
1603
01:30:56,931 --> 01:30:59,580
la fel cretea i inima lui Ron.
1604
01:31:10,334 --> 01:31:13,166
Nu-i dect o grmad
de mzgleli anapoda.
1605
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:16,055
Ba nu... E att de frumos.
1606
01:31:17,125 --> 01:31:18,583
E frumos.
1607
01:31:33,511 --> 01:31:35,307
Cum rmne cu Gary?
1608
01:31:35,314 --> 01:31:37,317
Ne-am desprit acum dou sptmni.
1609
01:31:37,330 --> 01:31:40,541
Era prea stabil emoional,
era att de enervant.
1610
01:31:40,589 --> 01:31:43,850
Astfel, aa cum trec anotimpurile,
1611
01:31:43,866 --> 01:31:48,777
a venit rndul lui Doby s se ntoarc
n adncimile crora le spunea cas.
1612
01:31:48,810 --> 01:31:52,806
l aud cum d din coad.
Aud zgomotul apei cum se ndeprteaz.
1613
01:31:52,848 --> 01:31:54,999
S-a uitat la noi peste umr?
1614
01:31:55,028 --> 01:31:57,197
Rechinii nu au umeri, Ron.
1615
01:31:57,274 --> 01:32:01,000
S-a ndeprtat de noi
i a nceput imediat s-i caute prada.
1616
01:32:01,038 --> 01:32:03,326
A fost cel mai bun prieten al meu.
1617
01:32:04,702 --> 01:32:06,313
Tu...
1618
01:32:06,342 --> 01:32:09,505
Ai notat vrtos,
1619
01:32:09,529 --> 01:32:11,428
Tu...
1620
01:32:11,557 --> 01:32:15,004
Ai i iubit duios.
1621
01:32:15,549 --> 01:32:20,098
Ne-ai atins sufletele...
noastre, ale tuturor
1622
01:32:20,235 --> 01:32:24,438
Cu-al tu chip de prdtor.
1623
01:32:26,733 --> 01:32:29,708
Doby, Doby...
1624
01:32:29,765 --> 01:32:33,254
i dorim comori fr de numr,
1625
01:32:33,317 --> 01:32:38,313
Att sufleteti/
Ct i bneti...
1626
01:32:39,004 --> 01:32:42,590
Ai fost nelept,
Al dragostei adept,
1627
01:32:42,644 --> 01:32:45,862
Niciodat altfel.
1628
01:32:46,475 --> 01:32:50,374
1629
01:32:51,511 --> 01:32:54,300
Nu te voi uita niciodat...
1630
01:32:58,229 --> 01:33:01,999
1631
01:33:02,322 --> 01:33:05,538
Nu te voi uita niciodat...
1632
01:33:09,455 --> 01:33:12,103
Promii c vei fi mereu
alturi de mine, tat?
1633
01:33:12,108 --> 01:33:13,699
i promit.
1634
01:33:13,707 --> 01:33:15,463
Dac-i spun c voi fi alturi de tine,
1635
01:33:15,514 --> 01:33:18,806
nimic de pe pmntul sta
nu m va mpiedica.
1636
01:33:18,845 --> 01:33:20,204
Te iubesc tat.
1637
01:33:20,288 --> 01:33:22,200
Hai s ne ntoarcem la far, da?
1638
01:33:22,232 --> 01:33:24,235
- Haide.
- Bine.
1639
01:33:24,485 --> 01:33:25,728
Haide...
1640
01:33:26,633 --> 01:33:30,636
Sper c vei mnca
muli peti i muli oameni, Doby.
1641
01:33:36,556 --> 01:33:37,861
Aici erai...
1642
01:33:37,908 --> 01:33:41,235
Am gsit
cele mai frumoase scoici n estuar.

1643
01:33:41,365 --> 01:33:46,871
M gndeam s le gtesc
cu nite sos de unt i nite vin...
1644
01:33:48,883 --> 01:33:51,720
- Veronica...
- Da, Ron.
1645
01:33:52,546 --> 01:33:54,905
Poi s-mi explici asta?
1646
01:33:57,459 --> 01:33:59,238
Ron, sunt doctorul Brangley.
1647
01:33:59,252 --> 01:34:02,745
i-am lsat zeci de mesaje,
dar cumva se pare c sunt terse.
1648
01:34:02,771 --> 01:34:06,817
Exist o operaie
care i-ar putea reda vederea.
1649
01:34:06,836 --> 01:34:09,356
Te rog, sun-m dac eti interesat.
1650
01:34:09,403 --> 01:34:13,145
Ei bine? Ai ters mesajele astea?
1651
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,546
Da...
1652
01:34:14,618 --> 01:34:17,631
- Ron, las-m s-i explic.
- Cum ai putut?
1653
01:34:17,676 --> 01:34:20,327
N-am mai fost att de fericii
i am crezut c...
1654
01:34:20,397 --> 01:34:24,621
Ai crezut c dac-mi recapt vederea,
nu v-a mai iubi pe tine i pe Walter?
1655
01:34:24,719 --> 01:34:27,330
- Da.
- Fir-ai s fii, femeie!

1656
01:34:28,754 --> 01:34:30,736
M-ai minit!
1657
01:34:30,789 --> 01:34:32,833
i-am dat totul!
1658
01:34:32,898 --> 01:34:38,244
i-am druit sufletul, zmbetul,
i-am druit smna mea.
1659
01:34:38,329 --> 01:34:40,211
Iar tu m-ai minit.
1660
01:34:40,233 --> 01:34:41,925
- Tat...!
- Scumpule.
1661
01:34:41,996 --> 01:34:45,057
Nu, tat, nu pleca...
1662
01:34:45,549 --> 01:34:47,092
Tat...
1663
01:34:47,270 --> 01:34:51,635
Trebuie s-l lsm s plece.
Trebuie s fie liber.
1664
01:34:52,439 --> 01:34:54,710
Exact ca Doby.
1665
01:34:54,802 --> 01:34:58,016
Se va ntoarce. Mi-a promis.
1666
01:34:58,111 --> 01:35:03,314
- Vrei s-mi chemi un taxi? Sunt orb!
- Desigur!
1667
01:35:03,396 --> 01:35:06,965
Operaia lui Ron a fost un succes.
1668
01:35:07,069 --> 01:35:10,673
Dar nu vom ti cu siguran,
pn nu vom scoate bandajele.
1669
01:35:16,179 --> 01:35:19,180

- Deci?
- Da...
1670
01:35:19,872 --> 01:35:21,750
Vd.
1671
01:35:25,417 --> 01:35:28,929
Toat lumea! A revenit Ron Burgundy.
1672
01:35:28,947 --> 01:35:30,894
Ai fost sursa mea de inspiraie.
1673
01:35:31,450 --> 01:35:32,936
Mulumesc.
1674
01:35:33,624 --> 01:35:36,143
- Bine ai revenit, frate.
- Mulumesc.
1675
01:35:37,122 --> 01:35:39,815
- Mult noroc n Vietnam.
- Brick...
1676
01:35:40,252 --> 01:35:43,399
O s avem un copil
O s-l cheme Cltit Jackson.
1677
01:35:43,462 --> 01:35:45,576
Sunt nsrcinat n 22 de luni.
1678
01:35:45,673 --> 01:35:48,841
- Treci ncoace, nemernicule.
- la e paharul tu, Ron.
1679
01:35:48,924 --> 01:35:53,135
ine paharul pentru mine...
M duc s iau nite aer.
1680
01:36:04,299 --> 01:36:05,804
Ce mai faci?
1681
01:36:07,739 --> 01:36:09,975
Sunt bine, doar puin...
1682
01:36:11,357 --> 01:36:13,738
Sunt cam muli oameni acolo.
1683
01:36:13,773 --> 01:36:18,134
Ron, mi pare ru c n-am mai sunat
sau nu te-am vizitat...
1684
01:36:18,196 --> 01:36:20,107
Nu-i nevoie de explicaii.
1685
01:36:20,162 --> 01:36:22,533
- Asta nseamn c te-ai ntors.
- Bun, Ron.
1686
01:36:23,219 --> 01:36:25,013
Ce caui aici?
1687
01:36:25,099 --> 01:36:28,551
Am venit s-i spun
ceva foarte important, dar...
1688
01:36:29,352 --> 01:36:33,385
- Tu eti Linda Jackson.
- Tu cred c eti Veronica.
1689
01:36:33,491 --> 01:36:35,308
Da, eu sunt. mi pare bine.
1690
01:36:35,345 --> 01:36:36,964
Ce moment fascinant!
1691
01:36:37,015 --> 01:36:39,537
Te rog s nu m nelegi greit,
1692
01:36:39,590 --> 01:36:43,939
dar dac te mai atingi vreodat de Ron,
o s-i mpuc psrica.
1693
01:36:44,634 --> 01:36:46,934
Poi s dai din clan ct doreti,
dar ghici ce?!
1694
01:36:46,962 --> 01:36:49,076
Pisicua asta are gheare,
toarf ordinar.
1695
01:36:49,106 --> 01:36:51,093
Nu te pune cu mine, Linda,
1696
01:36:51,170 --> 01:36:54,569
pentru c fulgerul sta alb
lovete profund i url nfricotor.
1697
01:36:54,674 --> 01:36:58,215
Eram cu moralul jos,
dar asta mi strnete dispoziia.
1698
01:36:58,277 --> 01:37:03,167
V voi lsa singuri.
A fost o mare plcere, dr Corningstone.
1699
01:37:03,453 --> 01:37:04,952
A fost fascinant.
1700
01:37:04,978 --> 01:37:08,114
- Nu v dai un mozol pe fug?
- Ron, citete ce scrie pe perete.
1701
01:37:08,456 --> 01:37:10,008
S neleg c nu.
1702
01:37:10,668 --> 01:37:12,235
La revedere, Linda.
1703
01:37:12,820 --> 01:37:15,400
tiu de ce nu mi-ai rspuns la mesaje.
1704
01:37:15,474 --> 01:37:17,142
N-am sunat pentru mine,
1705
01:37:17,256 --> 01:37:20,912
am sunat pentru c Walter
are recital de pian n jumtate de or
1706
01:37:20,947 --> 01:37:25,048
la coala de pe strada 63 i...
voia s te vad, Ron.
1707
01:37:25,605 --> 01:37:27,194
Walter...
1708
01:37:27,302 --> 01:37:29,728
Ar nsemna enorm pentru el dac...
1709
01:37:29,795 --> 01:37:33,608
Ron, tocmai ce am aflat din regie...

Sunt un mare fan.
1710
01:37:33,709 --> 01:37:35,928
Actria Sheila Blackledge,
1711
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:39,733
o tii pe mama din serialul
"Patru sunt o familie, cinci e o mulime",
1712
01:37:39,817 --> 01:37:45,448
tocmai ce a aflat c soul ei o neal
i i-a tiat penisul, n timp ce el dormea.
1713
01:37:45,564 --> 01:37:46,531
Dumnezeule...
1714
01:37:46,544 --> 01:37:50,318
A venit poliia
i ea a ters-o cu Bronco-ul ei alb,
1715
01:37:50,376 --> 01:37:53,203
iar acum a nceput o urmrire nebun.
1716
01:37:53,314 --> 01:37:57,673
Avem exclusivitate pe satelit,
dar trebuie s intrm n direct, imediat.
1717
01:37:57,729 --> 01:38:01,458
Ron, asta ar putea s fie
marea ta revenire.
1718
01:38:01,571 --> 01:38:03,790
- Veronica, eu...
- Nu, Ron.
1719
01:38:04,739 --> 01:38:08,085
Asta i va aduce audien maxim.
Walter va nelege.
1720
01:38:08,172 --> 01:38:10,427
Walter va nelege...
1721
01:38:10,643 --> 01:38:12,027
Du-te...
1722
01:38:12,082 --> 01:38:15,193
- Hai, Ron. Prioritile mai nti.

- Veronica!
1723
01:38:15,237 --> 01:38:16,853
Haide!
1724
01:38:18,049 --> 01:38:21,458
- M auzi?
- Da, da. Te aud bine.
1725
01:38:21,564 --> 01:38:24,333
Te-ai ntors s transmii tirea asta.
Va fi o nebunie.
1726
01:38:24,388 --> 01:38:25,528
Da.
1727
01:38:25,615 --> 01:38:28,027
- Te simi bine napoi acas?
- Da, m simt bine.
1728
01:38:28,090 --> 01:38:31,170
Uit-te la el.
Ca o lumini n ntuneric.
1729
01:38:31,175 --> 01:38:32,737
Gsca mea de aur.
1730
01:38:32,766 --> 01:38:35,687
Bine, scumpule,
Eu i voi transmite detaliile.
1731
01:38:35,813 --> 01:38:39,098
Cinci, patru, trei, doi...
1732
01:38:39,151 --> 01:38:40,886
Bun seara, America...
1733
01:38:40,941 --> 01:38:45,182
Dup puin timp petrecut departe,
m bucur s fiu napoi alturi de tine.
1734
01:38:45,206 --> 01:38:46,951
Sunt Ron Burgundy.
1735
01:38:47,015 --> 01:38:50,303
Avem nouti n aceast sear,
despre o aventur amoroas,

1736
01:38:50,412 --> 01:38:55,188
un penis tiat, o vedet de televiziune
i o urmrire n vitez.
1737
01:38:55,273 --> 01:38:57,049
i... bag imaginile.
1738
01:38:58,427 --> 01:39:00,756
Singura problem este c...
1739
01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:03,788
- Ce face?
- Ron, eti bine?
1740
01:39:03,814 --> 01:39:05,242
... astea nu sunt tiri.
1741
01:39:05,283 --> 01:39:07,166
- Ce?
- nchide prompterul.
1742
01:39:07,183 --> 01:39:09,543
Ron, sunt Kench.
Ce naiba crezi c faci?
1743
01:39:09,573 --> 01:39:12,352
Citete ce ai n fa sau te voi ruina.
1744
01:39:12,781 --> 01:39:15,512
Nu! ine-l pe Kench n ureche.
1745
01:39:16,015 --> 01:39:17,812
Fir-ar s fie!
1746
01:39:17,821 --> 01:39:19,187
i-a scos casca.
1747
01:39:19,235 --> 01:39:22,741
Vedei dvs, am auzit destule tiri
la viaa mea,
1748
01:39:22,796 --> 01:39:29,966
ns abia acum mi-am dat seama
ce nseamn o tire adevrat.
1749
01:39:30,219 --> 01:39:32,881
O tire adevrat trebuie
s dezvluie oamenilor
1750
01:39:32,917 --> 01:39:37,583
ce fac cei de la putere,
aa nct acetia s nu devin corupi.
1751
01:39:37,622 --> 01:39:41,368
Dar ce se ntmpl cnd cei de la putere
sunt stpnii tirilor.
1752
01:39:41,835 --> 01:39:44,442
Rahat! Arunc totul pe fereastr.
1753
01:39:44,509 --> 01:39:47,523
Recent, am avut parte
de un voiaj solitar.
1754
01:39:47,539 --> 01:39:51,702
Am iubit o femeie de culoare,
deteapt, minunat.
1755
01:39:52,993 --> 01:39:54,785
Am orbit...
1756
01:39:55,010 --> 01:40:00,768
Am alptat i crescut un rechin
i am fumat la greu cocain.
1757
01:40:00,846 --> 01:40:03,216
Cel mai important lucru
pe care l-am aflat,
1758
01:40:03,258 --> 01:40:07,383
a fost goliciunea interioar
descoperit dup ce mi-am abandonat
1759
01:40:07,420 --> 01:40:10,653
cei mai buni trei prieteni
pe care i poate avea cineva.
1760
01:40:10,669 --> 01:40:11,736
Salut, Ron!
1761
01:40:11,790 --> 01:40:16,207
Aadar, v rog s m scuzai,
dar m voi duce la recitalul fiului meu

1762
01:40:16,241 --> 01:40:20,420
i s-i spun femeii pe care o iubesc
c nc o iubesc.
1763
01:40:20,593 --> 01:40:24,579
Noapte bun, America.
i nu uita niciodat...
1764
01:40:24,732 --> 01:40:27,215
Merii s afli adevrul.
1765
01:40:29,633 --> 01:40:33,531
Bun. E oale i surcele.
Linda, bag-o pe blonda aia.
1766
01:40:33,589 --> 01:40:35,527
- Pe oricine!
- Se ntoarce...
1767
01:40:35,731 --> 01:40:37,342
nc un lucru...
1768
01:40:37,383 --> 01:40:40,956
Koala Airlines
e o companie aerian de tot rahatul.
1769
01:40:41,050 --> 01:40:44,029
Bga-mi-a picioarele!
Nemernicule!
1770
01:40:47,442 --> 01:40:49,378
Biei, mi pare ru.
1771
01:40:49,486 --> 01:40:53,185
Pentru o vreme,
nu tiu ce i-a venit lui Ron Burgundy.
1772
01:40:53,316 --> 01:40:56,134
Brick, mi pare ru
c am ipat la tine.
1773
01:40:56,162 --> 01:41:00,247
Brian, n-am nicio scuz
c i-am anulat tirea.
1774
01:41:00,325 --> 01:41:01,927

A fost un reportaj excelent.
1775
01:41:01,995 --> 01:41:09,510
Champ, mi pare ru c am refuzat
ofertele alea de masaj intensiv nocturn.
1776
01:41:10,075 --> 01:41:12,100
Ron, eti un tip de treab,
1777
01:41:12,140 --> 01:41:16,042
dar ai czut victim propriului tu ego,
propriului tu orgoliu.
1778
01:41:16,100 --> 01:41:20,198
i, nainte s fii iertat de ceilali,
trebuie s nvei s te ieri singur.
1779
01:41:22,911 --> 01:41:24,399
Ce-ai zis, Brick?
1780
01:41:24,489 --> 01:41:28,466
- Port dou perechi de izmene.
- Mulumesc.
1781
01:41:28,950 --> 01:41:33,021
i, asta e tot? i pare ru?
1782
01:41:33,076 --> 01:41:36,122
tii ceva, Burgundy?
Scuzele-s ca goazele.
1783
01:41:36,169 --> 01:41:38,068
Oricine are una
1784
01:41:38,115 --> 01:41:40,831
i toi i in cururile pozate
ntr-o cutie sub pat.
1785
01:41:41,548 --> 01:41:44,717
Ron, suntem o echip.
Avem nevoie de tine.
1786
01:41:44,745 --> 01:41:46,885
Las-l s se duc, Champ.
1787
01:41:51,586 --> 01:41:56,440
Ron! Triasc Ron Burgundy!

1788
01:42:04,776 --> 01:42:08,362
Sunt Brick Tamland
i v prezint tirile GNN.
1789
01:42:08,533 --> 01:42:12,394
Pienjenuul bucluca
a cobort pe burlnel.
1790
01:42:12,595 --> 01:42:14,567
Bi, bezmeticule!
1791
01:42:14,611 --> 01:42:16,441
Cine naiba te crezi?
1792
01:42:16,505 --> 01:42:19,130
Dup cte am fcut pentru tine,
aa m rsplteti?
1793
01:42:19,165 --> 01:42:20,439
Am s te fac buci!
1794
01:42:22,338 --> 01:42:27,072
i mai spun o dat, Ron Burgundy,
eti cel mai curajos om pe care-l tiu.
1795
01:42:27,250 --> 01:42:28,829
Ce naiba...
1796
01:42:28,865 --> 01:42:31,572
nc o tur
de dragul vremurilor trecute.
1797
01:42:37,582 --> 01:42:39,104
Mulumesc.
1798
01:42:39,185 --> 01:42:40,721
Vine i tata?
1799
01:42:40,779 --> 01:42:43,347
Nu, dragule,
tata trebuie s munceasc.
1800
01:42:43,463 --> 01:42:45,600
Ba va veni. Sunt sigur.
1801
01:42:45,615 --> 01:42:49,547
Taxi! Taxi...
1802
01:42:49,722 --> 01:42:51,181
Fir-ar s fie!
1803
01:42:51,294 --> 01:42:54,645
Ce greu e pentru un mexican sadea
s prind un taxi n oraul sta.
1804
01:42:54,656 --> 01:42:56,693
Trebuie s-mi vd fiul!
1805
01:42:56,799 --> 01:43:01,015
Iar acum va interpreta
o compoziie scris pentru tatl su.
1806
01:43:01,127 --> 01:43:04,657
Vi-l prezint pe Walter Burgundy,
n vrst de apte ani.
1807
01:43:05,773 --> 01:43:09,004
Rezervat pentru Ron Burgundy.
A PROMIS C VA VENI.
1808
01:43:12,499 --> 01:43:15,383
I-am promis... I-am promis fiului meu!
1809
01:43:18,626 --> 01:43:20,155
Ce dracu'...
1810
01:43:20,271 --> 01:43:23,564
Salut, Ron... Ai chef de o tacla?
1811
01:43:23,622 --> 01:43:25,619
Jack Lime...!
1812
01:43:26,089 --> 01:43:27,693
Unde fug cu toii?
1813
01:43:27,737 --> 01:43:31,057
Te rog, n-am timp de taclale.
Trebuie s ajung undeva.
1814
01:43:31,110 --> 01:43:33,316
Ce interesant, eu n-am unde m duce...
1815
01:43:33,381 --> 01:43:36,178
pentru c tu mi-ai cam distrus cariera.
1816
01:43:36,207 --> 01:43:40,606
Ai idee ce mi-ai fcut
forndu-m s-mi spun Jack Mingeac?
1817
01:43:41,234 --> 01:43:43,531
A fost iadul pe Pmnt!
1818
01:43:45,532 --> 01:43:49,173
Te avertizez,
trebuie s m lai s plec.
1819
01:43:49,255 --> 01:43:51,271
Nu-i face griji.
Patru mpotriva unuia...
1820
01:43:51,369 --> 01:43:53,400
Se va termina foarte repede.
1821
01:43:53,645 --> 01:43:55,940
Poate nu chiar att de repede!
1822
01:43:58,343 --> 01:44:01,472
Echipa mea!
Slav Domnului!
1823
01:44:01,914 --> 01:44:07,215
N-a fost zi i nici nu va fi vreuna
n care s nu fim alturi de Ron Burgundy.
1824
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:08,670
Nicio problem!
1825
01:44:08,718 --> 01:44:11,907
Dup ce voi termina cu potile astea,
mi voi terge pantofii de bordur.
1826
01:44:11,949 --> 01:44:13,714
Serios, Jack Lime?
1827
01:44:13,774 --> 01:44:18,388
Dup ce voi termina cu tine,
maic-mea va veni s m ia acas.
1828
01:44:18,424 --> 01:44:20,173
Ateptai!
1829
01:44:22,406 --> 01:44:24,525
Ia poftii un titlu
ce vi se potrivete.
1830
01:44:24,552 --> 01:44:29,307
Prostovanii de rnoi yankei
iau uturi la poponee
1831
01:44:29,533 --> 01:44:32,877
de la cititorii de pres
dintr-o ar superioar.
1832
01:44:32,902 --> 01:44:37,409
Pentru c noi suntem
Serviciul de tiri al BBC.
1833
01:44:38,872 --> 01:44:40,552
Nu acum!
1834
01:44:40,605 --> 01:44:42,515
napoi. Retragerea.
1835
01:44:45,603 --> 01:44:46,980
Ce facei, javrelor?
1836
01:44:47,032 --> 01:44:50,104
Wesley Jackson i echipa de tiri MTv
vin s v bage-n boale.
1837
01:44:50,181 --> 01:44:51,755
Ce-i aia MTv?
1838
01:44:51,768 --> 01:44:54,187
Cred c-i o boal veneric.
1839
01:44:54,214 --> 01:44:56,089
tii care va fi clipul zilei?
1840
01:44:56,167 --> 01:44:59,456
De la o trup nou,
Burgundy-i linge rnile din piept.
1841
01:45:04,812 --> 01:45:07,039
Nu exist btlie fr Jill Jameson...

1842
01:45:07,075 --> 01:45:09,572
... i Wendy van Peele,
de la Entertainment News.
1843
01:45:09,597 --> 01:45:12,374
Entertainment News este o blasfemie!
1844
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:15,042
Ce se mai poart astzi?
Uite, propriul snge.
1845
01:45:15,105 --> 01:45:17,121
Azi nu serbm
nicio zi de natere a vreunei vedete.
1846
01:45:17,252 --> 01:45:20,463
Vedete ucise?
Toi martalogii avortai, ce suntei.
1847
01:45:21,782 --> 01:45:25,017
- mi place cum le st mpreun.
- Mie-mi plac muierile btue.
1848
01:45:25,064 --> 01:45:27,032
mi place s-i jugnesc pe cowboy.
1849
01:45:27,079 --> 01:45:29,296
- Pupi Va Gina?
- O s-o pupi.
1850
01:45:29,365 --> 01:45:31,165
Bi!
1851
01:45:31,230 --> 01:45:33,097
N-o s fie nicio lupt,
1852
01:45:33,183 --> 01:45:37,489
fr Scott Riles
i politicoasa echip de tiri canadian.
1853
01:45:38,599 --> 01:45:41,763
Cum rmne cu tirile
n limba francez din Quebec?
1854
01:45:41,820 --> 01:45:44,147
- Adevrata voce a Canadei!

- Mai las-ne...
1855
01:45:44,217 --> 01:45:46,711
Mai scutii-ne.
ia n-au cum s aib tiri.
1856
01:45:46,772 --> 01:45:50,264
- n Canada nu se ntmpl nimic!
- O s tergem pe jos cu voi.
1857
01:45:50,277 --> 01:45:52,586
O s v clcm n picioare.
Scuze.
1858
01:45:52,625 --> 01:45:55,761
O s v scoatem ochii,
apoi v stlcim mutrele.
1859
01:45:55,826 --> 01:45:57,768
- Scuzai-ne.
- mi cer scuze!
1860
01:45:57,804 --> 01:46:00,010
mi place berea voastr de ghimbir.
1861
01:46:02,527 --> 01:46:05,006
Jeff Bullington, de la tirile ESPN.
1862
01:46:05,129 --> 01:46:07,630
Cel mai bun juctor de astzi...
sunt eu.
1863
01:46:07,721 --> 01:46:10,344
Dup ce v voi scoate ira spinrii
din cadavre.
1864
01:46:10,377 --> 01:46:11,904
Miculi, dar ci tiriti!
1865
01:46:11,939 --> 01:46:14,533
E adevrat,
piaa a devenit suprasaturat.
1866
01:46:14,850 --> 01:46:17,821
i reeaua History vrea o felie.
i noi dm tiri.
1867
01:46:17,857 --> 01:46:21,310
Doar c le difuzm
mult, mult mai trziu.
1868
01:46:21,679 --> 01:46:25,634
Ai adus cu voi
fantoma lui Stonewall Jackson?
1869
01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:28,847
Da, ntr-adevr.
mpreun cu puternicul Minotaur.
1870
01:46:29,003 --> 01:46:34,342
Nu tiu ce s zic, omule.
Minotaurul nu e din istorie, e mitologie.
1871
01:46:34,950 --> 01:46:40,283
Haidei s nu ignorm faptul
c aia e fantoma lui Stonewall Jackson.
1872
01:46:40,310 --> 01:46:44,228
Binecuvnteaz, Doamne
acest cmp de btlie.
1873
01:46:44,391 --> 01:46:48,381
Mai e loc n btlia asta
pentru nc o mroag btrn?
1874
01:46:48,406 --> 01:46:51,568
Mack Tannen, ce caui aici?
Eti prea btrn pentru asta.
1875
01:46:51,691 --> 01:46:53,813
Vedei voi... Aici e mecheria.
1876
01:46:53,875 --> 01:46:59,716
Cnd e lun plin pe timp de zi,
m simt iar aproape ca un armsar.
1877
01:46:59,772 --> 01:47:02,265
la e de partea noastr, aa-i Ron?
1878
01:47:09,822 --> 01:47:12,178
E vrco-hien!
1879
01:47:12,291 --> 01:47:15,375
S-l sun pe Michael Jackson.
Mi-a venit o idee de videoclip.

1880
01:47:15,445 --> 01:47:17,130
Gata, toat lumea atenie!
1881
01:47:20,925 --> 01:47:24,160
n virtutea prezenei
pe acest cmp de lupt,
1882
01:47:24,217 --> 01:47:26,573
nu exist cale de ntoarcere.
1883
01:47:26,591 --> 01:47:29,073
Vor muri oameni!
1884
01:47:29,120 --> 01:47:30,623
Mam ce m-am excitat!
1885
01:47:30,676 --> 01:47:33,806
Unii vor fi desfigurai,
iar n alte cazuri...
1886
01:47:33,835 --> 01:47:37,526
prietenii de lung durat
se vor forma.
1887
01:47:37,657 --> 01:47:42,243
i, ca de obicei,
nu v atingei de frez sau de fa.
1888
01:47:42,273 --> 01:47:45,637
- Haide, bi! Ne crezi rcani?
- Scuze...
1889
01:47:45,710 --> 01:47:51,195
Cnd El Trousias, Fecioara Norilor,
va sufla cornul de lupt,
1890
01:47:51,333 --> 01:47:54,206
s nceap btlia!
1891
01:47:54,372 --> 01:48:00,096
Eu sunt El Troutias,
atcultati cntecul tirenei.
1892
01:48:02,550 --> 01:48:05,592
Ea Trousias, eu Holteias...
1893
01:48:11,051 --> 01:48:13,421
Asta nseamn c putei ncepe.
1894
01:48:14,362 --> 01:48:18,902
- Brick, ce naiba ai acolo?
- E o arm din viitor.
1895
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:21,116
Bi, zno. ia au o arm din viitor.
1896
01:48:21,170 --> 01:48:23,308
De unde ai luat-o?
1897
01:48:38,231 --> 01:48:41,887
n numele Regelui, al Reginei
i al Sfntului Gheorghe.
1898
01:48:44,813 --> 01:48:47,243
La atac!
1899
01:49:18,315 --> 01:49:20,732
Cred c n-ai vzut asta venind.
1900
01:49:22,175 --> 01:49:24,236
Acoperii brea aia!
1901
01:49:24,270 --> 01:49:27,839
Aruncai-v n propriile sbii.
Viaa nu are niciun sens.
1902
01:49:30,420 --> 01:49:33,842
Te ateapt o mentosan
pe lumea cealalt, aa c...
1903
01:49:34,892 --> 01:49:37,727
D-mi mie sufletul.
1904
01:49:56,151 --> 01:49:59,805
Scuze, scuze... mii de scuze.
1905
01:49:59,993 --> 01:50:02,907
Puterea Panterei Sexoase!
Activeaz!
1906
01:50:25,578 --> 01:50:27,700
Fantoma lui Stonewall Jackson!

1907
01:50:27,750 --> 01:50:30,078
Atenie, e fantoma lui Stonewall Jacks...
1908
01:50:30,699 --> 01:50:35,166
De ce trebuie s ne luptm?
Am attea de nvat de la tine.
1909
01:50:42,978 --> 01:50:46,142
- n numele lui Margaret Thatcher...
- Nu!
1910
01:50:46,211 --> 01:50:48,953
- ... te condamn la moarte.
- Te rog, nu!
1911
01:50:53,206 --> 01:50:55,178
n numele lui Dan Issel...
1912
01:50:56,524 --> 01:50:59,414
- Gary!
- Da, Ron?
1913
01:51:00,815 --> 01:51:03,299
Noi doi nu ne-am neles prea bine.
1914
01:51:03,361 --> 01:51:04,857
Folosindu-mi puterea minii,
1915
01:51:04,945 --> 01:51:07,687
am vzut n viitor
c vei face mult bine.
1916
01:51:08,898 --> 01:51:12,517
Acum, du-te...
Du-te la recitalul fiului tu.
1917
01:51:12,607 --> 01:51:14,346
tiam c ai puteri telepatice.
1918
01:51:14,377 --> 01:51:16,847
... i f din ziua asta,
cea mai frumoas zi a vieii tale.
1919
01:51:16,857 --> 01:51:19,127
Atotputernicul, Atotputernicul,
lanseaz la comanda mea.

1920
01:51:19,195 --> 01:51:22,718
39.9.9.14, arde-i pe fraieri, repet,
arde-i pe fraieri.
1921
01:51:33,293 --> 01:51:36,005
Trebuie s-o tergem de aici.
Sunt prea multe tiri!
1922
01:51:36,196 --> 01:51:39,287
- Mam, ce grab...
- Monstrul mi-e prieten.
1923
01:51:39,310 --> 01:51:41,828
Cred c nc mai putem ajunge
la recital!
1924
01:51:42,784 --> 01:51:44,458
Stai, Ronnie!
1925
01:51:44,491 --> 01:51:47,777
Jack Lime, te rog.
Vreau s ajung la recitalul fiului meu.
1926
01:51:47,842 --> 01:51:49,273
Nu! Nici nu se pune problema!
1927
01:51:49,294 --> 01:51:51,130
Suntem depii numeric, Ron.
1928
01:51:51,215 --> 01:51:53,611
Aa e, Ron! Eu sunt pe val acum.
1929
01:52:04,481 --> 01:52:10,158
Mo MacDonald avea o ferm...
apoi patru motocicliti aprur.
1930
01:52:10,334 --> 01:52:13,793
Wes Mantooth
i echipa de tiri de la Canalul 9?
1931
01:52:13,860 --> 01:52:17,553
Ce naiba cutai aici?
Asta e o rfuial ntre reele naionale.
1932
01:52:17,579 --> 01:52:21,473
Azi ai fcut o mare eroare.

Te-ai luat de cineva din San Diego.
1933
01:52:21,954 --> 01:52:25,423
De fapt se pronun San DiAgo.
1934
01:52:25,513 --> 01:52:28,297
Eu i Ron poate c nu ne nelegem
asupra unor lucruri,
1935
01:52:28,313 --> 01:52:32,828
dar ne unete faptul c provenim
din cel mai falnic ora de pe Pmnt.
1936
01:52:32,984 --> 01:52:36,800
Nu-i drgu?
Doar c suntem trei la unu.
1937
01:52:36,846 --> 01:52:39,200
De ce nu te ntorci la fusta mamii?
1938
01:52:39,242 --> 01:52:41,729
Nu lua numele mamei n deert.
1939
01:52:41,765 --> 01:52:46,368
Dorothy Mantooth a fost o muncitoare,
care a crescut singur apte copii.
1940
01:52:46,453 --> 01:52:49,000
A fost activ sexual
pn n ziua n care a murit.
1941
01:52:49,052 --> 01:52:52,129
Ea e cea care a adus la mod
dansul la bar.
1942
01:52:52,190 --> 01:52:53,816
Uite care-i treaba...
1943
01:52:53,831 --> 01:52:58,749
Ct flecream pe aici, echipa mea
a golit rezervoarele la picioarele voastre.
1944
01:53:00,599 --> 01:53:04,022
Dac arunc igara asta,
vei disprea n flcri cu toii.
1945
01:53:04,065 --> 01:53:06,600

Ai uitat de un lucru, bi om de piele.
1946
01:53:06,715 --> 01:53:08,919
Dac arunci igara, o s mori i tu.
1947
01:53:11,976 --> 01:53:14,380
La ce chestii am fcut n via?
1948
01:53:14,438 --> 01:53:17,105
Sunt sigur c voi arde n iad...
1949
01:53:17,154 --> 01:53:20,993
aa c fii sigur c nu mi-e team
c voi arde aici, pe Pmnt.
1950
01:53:21,045 --> 01:53:22,723
Dumnezeule!
1951
01:53:22,789 --> 01:53:25,380
E cea mai mito chestie
pe care am auzit-o vreodat.
1952
01:53:25,545 --> 01:53:26,668
Bine...
1953
01:53:28,188 --> 01:53:30,386
Se pare c btlia asta s-a ncheiat.
1954
01:53:31,271 --> 01:53:33,127
Hai s plecm, biei.
1955
01:53:34,376 --> 01:53:36,744
Am ctigat! S srbtorim!
1956
01:53:36,800 --> 01:53:38,242
Artificii!
1957
01:53:38,273 --> 01:53:40,215
Nu, nu, Brick.
Brick...!
1958
01:54:09,389 --> 01:54:10,705
Tati!
1959
01:54:10,727 --> 01:54:13,753
Fiule, m-am btut cu un minotaur

ca s fiu acum aici.
1960
01:54:13,785 --> 01:54:15,312
i a face-o nc o dat.
1961
01:54:15,362 --> 01:54:18,990
Tat,
mpreun putem s nvingem voodoo.
1962
01:54:19,061 --> 01:54:20,921
Ron a nvat n cele din urm
1963
01:54:20,961 --> 01:54:25,137
cum s-i iubeasc fiul i nevasta
mai mult dect propria carier.
1964
01:54:25,750 --> 01:54:27,142
i, cum s-a dovedit mai trziu,
1965
01:54:27,263 --> 01:54:32,263
demisia sa din postul de prezentator
a adus cea mai mare audien din istorie.
1966
01:54:32,308 --> 01:54:37,863
El i echipa sa, alturi de Veronica,
puteau avea orice slujb i doreau.
1967
01:54:37,948 --> 01:54:42,832
ns, nainte de asta,
au mai avut un mic lucru de rezolvat.
1968
01:54:44,658 --> 01:54:49,271
nainte de a uni acest cuplu,
n Sfnta Tain a Cununiei,
1969
01:54:49,425 --> 01:54:53,872
Brick i Chani
doresc s le ascultm mrturiile.
1970
01:54:54,353 --> 01:54:56,205
Dragul meu, Brick.
1971
01:54:56,262 --> 01:54:58,022
Tot ce am al tu este.
1972
01:54:58,468 --> 01:55:00,271
Cele patru cositoare,

1973
01:55:00,303 --> 01:55:03,795
sora mea, cei 35 de dihori,
1974
01:55:03,862 --> 01:55:06,975
uriaul mprumut de student
i ratele la cas.
1975
01:55:07,036 --> 01:55:08,663
Toate sunt ale tale.
1976
01:55:09,802 --> 01:55:11,725
Chani...
1977
01:55:11,772 --> 01:55:15,228
Nu voi uita niciodat
prima clip n care te-am zrit.
1978
01:55:15,275 --> 01:55:18,242
Pipilic al meu
a devenit nelinitit n pantaloni
1979
01:55:18,334 --> 01:55:21,780
i m-am gndit: "io-te cum vine
smntna cald de sub buric."
1980
01:55:25,371 --> 01:55:27,790
Stai! Ia privii!
1981
01:55:27,852 --> 01:55:29,895
Walter, Walter, scumpule...
Linite.
1982
01:55:29,974 --> 01:55:34,107
Privii n ap... E Doby!
1983
01:55:34,161 --> 01:55:37,158
Dumnezeule! Chiar e Doby!
1984
01:55:37,199 --> 01:55:38,567
Doby!
1985
01:55:38,681 --> 01:55:42,822
- Ron, ce faci?
- Doby... Doby!
1986
01:55:42,898 --> 01:55:45,482
Ron, la e un rechin!
1987
01:56:01,618 --> 01:56:05,367
Dumnezeule!
Rechinul chiar l-a recunoscut.
1988
01:56:06,862 --> 01:56:09,204
Ba nu, de fapt l-a atacat.
1989
01:56:09,358 --> 01:56:11,076
Doby, eu sunt.
1990
01:56:12,491 --> 01:56:17,402
Dac un om moare avnd iubire n inim,
atunci moare el cu adevrat?
1991
01:56:17,467 --> 01:56:18,805
Bineneles!
1992
01:56:18,905 --> 01:56:20,141
Dar n aceast zi,
1993
01:56:20,186 --> 01:56:23,761
nfcarea lui Ron Burgundy
de creatura din adncuri
1994
01:56:23,819 --> 01:56:27,577
a fost oprit de 12 kilograme
de providen flocoas.
1995
01:56:31,262 --> 01:56:33,734
Te-am hrnit cu biberonul!
1996
01:56:44,371 --> 01:56:47,439
Baxter... Baxter!
1997
01:56:53,676 --> 01:56:56,309
tiu, i eu te iubesc!
1998
01:56:59,001 --> 01:57:03,030
Traducerea i adaptarea
George Becta (c) Titrri Team
1999
01:57:03,031 --> 01:57:06,031
Sincronizarea:
sky @ Titrari Team

2000
1:57:07,000 --> 1:57:12,000
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00:00:52,648 --> 00:00:54,343

Iar eu sunt Veronica Corningstone.

Suntei cel mai penibil prezentator...

i dac mi se ntmpl ceva bun,

00:07:58,321 --> 00:08:01,173

00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,136

sta-i captul. N-o s dau napoi.

00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,564

i c recensmntul e metoda ONU

00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,780

Cine-s <i>cei</i> care-i numesc astfel?

Muli cred c e o ciudenie,

00:19:09,604 --> 00:19:11,107

- Bag-i un creion n gur.

i eu m-am uitat iar la tine.

00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,599

00:29:08,425 --> 00:29:10,125

Afar din birou!

Vrei s vezi cum zmbesc

pentru desprire, bine?

pentru c-mi citeti mintea.

Ai vzut cum a srit peste pupitru?

vor difuza numai tiri de neam prost.

00:42:12,303 --> 00:42:15,893

De exemplu, ct lichid seminal

Are fluturi la inim.

s se vorbeasc de bine la tv.

00:52:11,054 --> 00:52:12,642

00:52:43,749 --> 00:52:48,473

00:54:51,194 --> 00:54:53,676

N-o s te aud nimeni

00:59:14,272 --> 00:59:16,272

01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:47,175

Iar dup ce mi-am luat

01:04:01,581 --> 01:04:02,593

la care m-a dus cineva pn acum.

01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:49,605

01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,181

Are dezvluiri uimitoare.

01:11:09,099 --> 01:11:10,965

01:13:31,152 --> 01:13:34,075

- i facem la rating data viitoare.

de la ct v-am crat n ultimii 15 ani.

01:17:38,317 --> 01:17:40,014

S-ar putea s aib un ostatec sau doi,

A lovit o main! Ai vzut asta?

S-a dovedit a fi un domn n vrst,

c exist doar un motiv

ai tras nou sau zece nghiituri.

01:26:11,164 --> 01:26:15,055

Nu puteai mai bine

01:27:48,590 --> 01:27:51,345

S-o facem mpreun.

cele mai frumoase scoici n estuar.

- Fir-ai s fii, femeie!

01:35:16,179 --> 01:35:19,180

Ron, tocmai ce am aflat din regie...

- Hai, Ron. Prioritile mai nti.

despre o aventur amoroas,

dar m voi duce la recitalul fiului meu

01:41:00,325 --> 01:41:01,927

Ron! Triasc Ron Burgundy!